Kyle Kulseth
@kylekulseth.bsky.social
Montana-based stand-up comic. Qualifiles as a cryptid, that way...
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Kyle Kulseth
@kylekulseth.bsky.social
· Mar 6
Reading graphs & reports, I realized that the small, dried fruits industry could be in real trouble in fiscal year 2025, and several of those companies could close down.
You might say the numbers are raisin' raisin concern concerns.
You might say the numbers are raisin' raisin concern concerns.
Cool thing about red wine is you get red wine mouth! Cool thing about red wine mouth is the wine stains your teeth so that it visibly accents all the cavities that are forming that you won't be able to afford to fix!
The cool thing about chugging red wine is that its cheaper than the dentist!
The cool thing about chugging red wine is that its cheaper than the dentist!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Cool thing about red wine is you get red wine mouth! Cool thing about red wine mouth is the wine stains your teeth so that it visibly accents all the cavities that are forming that you won't be able to afford to fix!
The cool thing about chugging red wine is that its cheaper than the dentist!
The cool thing about chugging red wine is that its cheaper than the dentist!
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Is Santa Real? We Asked 1000 1st Graders
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is Santa Real? We Asked 1000 1st Graders
Is the dog shit in the tread of this hiking shoe conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Is the dog shit in the tread of this hiking shoe conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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I sort of grabbed things.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I sort of grabbed things.
"When did r/punk rock become so safe!??!?!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"When did r/punk rock become so safe!??!?!"
Hey, aaaah....has anybody, ah...has anyone, umm...has anyone did a joke or an image or like that...where uuuh...so it's COP CAR lights...but like...um...northern borealis
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hey, aaaah....has anybody, ah...has anyone, umm...has anyone did a joke or an image or like that...where uuuh...so it's COP CAR lights...but like...um...northern borealis
I'm deeply honored, but you are rolling some DICE, assuming I'm gonna outlive you..
@kylekulseth.bsky.social when we get around to signing your stand up contract for the event we can discuss if your performance comes before or after this
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm deeply honored, but you are rolling some DICE, assuming I'm gonna outlive you..
STRONGLY considering making a whipass looking battle jacket, but the patches are all just logos for gerontiproducts. hahaha. "Dude, SICK AARP patch." "Whoa, you like Metamucil too!?"
Haha. I fucken rule.
Haha. I fucken rule.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
STRONGLY considering making a whipass looking battle jacket, but the patches are all just logos for gerontiproducts. hahaha. "Dude, SICK AARP patch." "Whoa, you like Metamucil too!?"
Haha. I fucken rule.
Haha. I fucken rule.
Just learned that Alaskans make jack-o-lanterns outta kelp. Ha!
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just learned that Alaskans make jack-o-lanterns outta kelp. Ha!
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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engagement bait is the lowest form of posting. like if you agree, repost if you disagree
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
engagement bait is the lowest form of posting. like if you agree, repost if you disagree
I don't mean to be horny on main, but MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!
I don’t mean to be horny on main, but my turtles are hungry
I don’t mean to be horny on main, but my avocados are ripe.
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't mean to be horny on main, but MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!
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"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
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To give you some idea of the severity of the struggles I go through daily: I REALLY need to get the "merch" section of my website set up, but I don't WANNOOOOO
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
To give you some idea of the severity of the struggles I go through daily: I REALLY need to get the "merch" section of my website set up, but I don't WANNOOOOO
Hey, um, not for nothing, but uh...whoop whoop, ninja
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hey, um, not for nothing, but uh...whoop whoop, ninja
I either need ALL THINGS to stop costing so MUCH money, or I need SEVERAL THINGS to stop costing ANY money at all.
Which is it gonna be, here...?
Which is it gonna be, here...?
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I either need ALL THINGS to stop costing so MUCH money, or I need SEVERAL THINGS to stop costing ANY money at all.
Which is it gonna be, here...?
Which is it gonna be, here...?
Found FARM BLUESKY, and now I have chores. :(
I found crypto bluesky and I immediately got poor
I found Pamplona Bluesky and immediately got gored
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Found FARM BLUESKY, and now I have chores. :(
Lookin' for a headstone, that's tombscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lookin' for a headstone, that's tombscrolling.
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Oh yeah? Well what if I shit myself.
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh yeah? Well what if I shit myself.
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A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
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One thing about me is I’m gonna set some ground rules for how me & the 3inch cockroach in my tub can cohabitate (shoutout Chris for respecting the balance)
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One thing about me is I’m gonna set some ground rules for how me & the 3inch cockroach in my tub can cohabitate (shoutout Chris for respecting the balance)
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I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself.