Kyle Kersey
@kylekersey.bsky.social
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God grant me the serenity and strength not to walk across this doctor's office waiting area and turn off the motion smoothing on their flatscreen
August 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
God grant me the serenity and strength not to walk across this doctor's office waiting area and turn off the motion smoothing on their flatscreen
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I’m calling him Julius Randle El, because on every play, he might just be the quarterback.
May 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m calling him Julius Randle El, because on every play, he might just be the quarterback.
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I am not a fan of the new name. "Pope Leo XIV." No. Pope names, like numbered movie sequels, should stop at X, and ideally V.
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am not a fan of the new name. "Pope Leo XIV." No. Pope names, like numbered movie sequels, should stop at X, and ideally V.
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
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I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
Elon Musk says "10% of federal expenditures" are due to people having fake Social Security numbers, claiming it is "half a trillion dollars."
March 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
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The smile at the camera when he said "Say, Drake"
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The smile at the camera when he said "Say, Drake"
Mountain Goats: All Hail West Texas --> The Sunset Tree
Fugazi: In on the Kill Taker --> The Argument
If we count EPs (just for fun): Fleet Foxes: Sun Giant --> Crack Up
Godspeed You! Black Emperor: F#A# Infinity --> Yanqui U.X.O. (includes Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada)
Fugazi: In on the Kill Taker --> The Argument
If we count EPs (just for fun): Fleet Foxes: Sun Giant --> Crack Up
Godspeed You! Black Emperor: F#A# Infinity --> Yanqui U.X.O. (includes Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada)
What four-album run is this?
For me, it’s M83’s Dead Cities (2003) — Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming (2011)
For me, it’s M83’s Dead Cities (2003) — Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming (2011)
February 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mountain Goats: All Hail West Texas --> The Sunset Tree
Fugazi: In on the Kill Taker --> The Argument
If we count EPs (just for fun): Fleet Foxes: Sun Giant --> Crack Up
Godspeed You! Black Emperor: F#A# Infinity --> Yanqui U.X.O. (includes Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada)
Fugazi: In on the Kill Taker --> The Argument
If we count EPs (just for fun): Fleet Foxes: Sun Giant --> Crack Up
Godspeed You! Black Emperor: F#A# Infinity --> Yanqui U.X.O. (includes Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada)
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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
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Pete hegseth looks like a hot shot Big 12 offensive coordinator that scored a billion points in the Air Raid, gets scooped up by the titans and then realizes that they actually play defense in the NFL
January 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pete hegseth looks like a hot shot Big 12 offensive coordinator that scored a billion points in the Air Raid, gets scooped up by the titans and then realizes that they actually play defense in the NFL
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Kendrick Lamar performance vs The actual game
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Kendrick Lamar performance vs The actual game
Advocating for a Spanish Inquisition of baseball writers until we find out who didn't vote for Ichiro
January 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Advocating for a Spanish Inquisition of baseball writers until we find out who didn't vote for Ichiro
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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year 1 of the kirk cousins vikings era vs year 6 of the kirk cousins vikings era
Me, age 27 (hopeful): anything can happen!
Me, age 37 (horrified): anything can happen.
Me, age 37 (horrified): anything can happen.
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
year 1 of the kirk cousins vikings era vs year 6 of the kirk cousins vikings era
Okay the mariachi rams are kinda sick
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Okay the mariachi rams are kinda sick
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Having a little bit of what I like to call the Tuna of the Land
January 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Having a little bit of what I like to call the Tuna of the Land
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
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YouTube: Ebenezer Scrooge Full Highlights
December 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
YouTube: Ebenezer Scrooge Full Highlights
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I haven't seen anyone point this out yet among the many dunks on this, but: being on Twitter doesn't make you more understanding of the "other side," it makes you less. It was designed to boost the dumbest, least sympathetic version of your enemies into your eyeline. That doesn't promote dialogue.
“Leaving X because you don’t like Elon is the kind of purity politics that landed Democrats in this mess to begin with.”
Democrats Face an Existential Crisis on X
Conversations with a dozen insiders point to a party that is unsure about whether to leave or engage with the increasingly MAGA platform.
www.politico.com
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I haven't seen anyone point this out yet among the many dunks on this, but: being on Twitter doesn't make you more understanding of the "other side," it makes you less. It was designed to boost the dumbest, least sympathetic version of your enemies into your eyeline. That doesn't promote dialogue.
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Gus Johnson saying "no need to be disrespectful" after THAT win? What are you talking about? What sport do you think you are calling lol
November 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Gus Johnson saying "no need to be disrespectful" after THAT win? What are you talking about? What sport do you think you are calling lol
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
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History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla!
Godzilla Is Warning Us Again about the Threats to Our Planet
It’s not just nukes: the power at the heart of the Godzilla franchise is our awareness of the global consequences of human folly
www.scientificamerican.com
November 23, 2024 at 3:12 AM
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men. Godzilla!