Kale Wishboneman 🦃🥬
@kyle.st
Not a Hotpot poser. I’m actually just the opposite.
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
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In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
November 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM
In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
if u also love getting woken up in the middle of the night by a man angrily barging into your hotel room trying to kick you out because they didn’t actually check you in for the second night of your stay i have a hotel recommendation for you!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
if u also love getting woken up in the middle of the night by a man angrily barging into your hotel room trying to kick you out because they didn’t actually check you in for the second night of your stay i have a hotel recommendation for you!!
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literally sobbing thinking about all the cookie monsters that had to die for this
October 24, 2023 at 6:40 PM
literally sobbing thinking about all the cookie monsters that had to die for this
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@daxkellie.bsky.social on why writing good code as scientists can be difficult - many of us are not formally trained to do it. However, there are a few easy steps we can take to improve our code! The ALA also has resources to help:
labs.ala.org.au/posts/
labs.ala.org.au/books/
🧪🌏 #ESA2025 #rstats
labs.ala.org.au/posts/
labs.ala.org.au/books/
🧪🌏 #ESA2025 #rstats
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@daxkellie.bsky.social on why writing good code as scientists can be difficult - many of us are not formally trained to do it. However, there are a few easy steps we can take to improve our code! The ALA also has resources to help:
labs.ala.org.au/posts/
labs.ala.org.au/books/
🧪🌏 #ESA2025 #rstats
labs.ala.org.au/posts/
labs.ala.org.au/books/
🧪🌏 #ESA2025 #rstats
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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getting counter sued by the moon
January 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
getting counter sued by the moon
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i have common sense consensus moon views and i will not be taking any questions
June 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i have common sense consensus moon views and i will not be taking any questions
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at some point you’ll be the weird one for refusing to ask why there isnt a professional sports league on the moon
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
at some point you’ll be the weird one for refusing to ask why there isnt a professional sports league on the moon
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(Completely unaware that I died for 3 full minutes in my sleep last night) I’ve been good today I deserve a diet coke
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
(Completely unaware that I died for 3 full minutes in my sleep last night) I’ve been good today I deserve a diet coke
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Cooking up the most vulgar roast to epically own every last one of you
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Cooking up the most vulgar roast to epically own every last one of you
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okay somehow this works in my head:
🎶 I’m a little teapot ,short and stout / here is my handle, here is my spout / and I think to myself, what a wonderful world… 🎶
🎶 I’m a little teapot ,short and stout / here is my handle, here is my spout / and I think to myself, what a wonderful world… 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
okay somehow this works in my head:
🎶 I’m a little teapot ,short and stout / here is my handle, here is my spout / and I think to myself, what a wonderful world… 🎶
🎶 I’m a little teapot ,short and stout / here is my handle, here is my spout / and I think to myself, what a wonderful world… 🎶
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ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
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I like to Eat Eat Eat
Onions and Potatoes🎵
Onions and Potatoes🎵
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I like to Eat Eat Eat
Onions and Potatoes🎵
Onions and Potatoes🎵
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We are neuroscientists, biologists, cell engineers, electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, software engineers, IC designers, MEMS engineers, clinicians, operators, and more.
We are Science.
Learn more about our work here: science.xyz
We are Science.
Learn more about our work here: science.xyz
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We are neuroscientists, biologists, cell engineers, electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, software engineers, IC designers, MEMS engineers, clinicians, operators, and more.
We are Science.
Learn more about our work here: science.xyz
We are Science.
Learn more about our work here: science.xyz
being data driven insane
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
being data driven insane
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The “America First” crowd was right about foreigners taking american jobs, at least as far as the job of “right wing propagandist” is concerned. If I were conservative I might do a little soul searching about being so easily manipulated but I’m sure we’ll find out why it’s really the left’s fault
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The “America First” crowd was right about foreigners taking american jobs, at least as far as the job of “right wing propagandist” is concerned. If I were conservative I might do a little soul searching about being so easily manipulated but I’m sure we’ll find out why it’s really the left’s fault
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in a sense it's like i suddenly inherited a codebase and have to make a change in it. but even if i know my way around it, there were many small decisions that wouldn't quite match mine, and the feeling is uncanny enough that there's real mental resistance to tweaking it. i feel unusually lost
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
in a sense it's like i suddenly inherited a codebase and have to make a change in it. but even if i know my way around it, there were many small decisions that wouldn't quite match mine, and the feeling is uncanny enough that there's real mental resistance to tweaking it. i feel unusually lost
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There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
Postcards👏are👏paperwork👏
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Postcards👏are👏paperwork👏