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she/her. late 30s. already dead.

trans woman

im megan

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we are entering the listeriacene
my pronouns on the ripperoni labeler are all fucked up bc i didn't scroll down to she/her at first and im not fixing them i might stack more feminine pronouns on me i don't care anymore
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
when emily dickinson was writing poems do you think she i mean him
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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transmasc named sawks (short for seahawks)
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
who else up clinging to the power they've managed to accrue to try to hide from the knowledge of all their heinous activities
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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i will apply for a grant to figure out what between bus and train is called
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
wish someone would destroy my root chakra
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Yeah a prostate exam is totally awesome and safe and not humiliating and dehumanizing!!! You DESTROYED your root chakra. It's over and you aren't going to make it.
Bros you don’t have to be that worried about a prostate exam, I promise.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
lol im sick as hell this sucks
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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it's my birthday Monday, if u would like to send me something, payp or venm megagarbage . ive made it 40 years now, gonna continue to make it. thanks to everyone who's known me for any amount of time. we will live to see us win.
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
so uh what happened to the pronouns labeler anyhow do we know
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
yay new pronouns labeler. why is it marked verified coordinated abuse by haileys "mislabels things all the time" all purpose blocks and post numbers are the only things its good for labeler
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February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
its called feature maxxing its when u use as many features as possible it's a fetish thing, offshoot of feature inflation. google bsky inflation to learn more
do you ever notice sometimes people on here when they reply to a post they also quote the post they're replying to?

why do they do that what is the point
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
auuuoouuuuughgh
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
cool might be descending into tummy sickness great cool great wow great cool
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 AM
every 10 years since rock music started: some new freak with a weird voice and competent band captures the imaginations of 20yr olds
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
its electric boogiewoogiewoogie
February 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
be not afraid
CARTOON/GARFILD2.GIF
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
did starting testosterone make any of u grow feathers
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
they heinous cause they anus
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM