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@clammee.bsky.social
she/her. late 30s. already dead.
trans woman
im megan
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trans woman
im megan
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@clammee.bsky.social
· Oct 14
we are entering the listeriacene
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starburst one of the only candies that is basically entirely coating
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
starburst one of the only candies that is basically entirely coating
parenting advice protip: don't listen to landlord brains on the internet wrt how u should treat ur children
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
parenting advice protip: don't listen to landlord brains on the internet wrt how u should treat ur children
hack egh ough augh hastck
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
hack egh ough augh hastck
charlie chaplin: tboy swag?
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
charlie chaplin: tboy swag?
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One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
guys uve already impeached him a few times u need to use something a bit less dodgeable
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
guys uve already impeached him a few times u need to use something a bit less dodgeable
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i would bash euclids skull in with a big cave club
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
i would bash euclids skull in with a big cave club
geometricians always talking about the legend of the parallel prostate or some shit
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
geometricians always talking about the legend of the parallel prostate or some shit
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me after 24 hours of being awake
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
me after 24 hours of being awake
me when i GET YOU
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
me when i GET YOU
im a jowlmaxxing frowncel
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
im a jowlmaxxing frowncel
i feel like xena is the type of lesbian i could somehow have platonic sex with
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i feel like xena is the type of lesbian i could somehow have platonic sex with
what did i do to deserve breath
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
what did i do to deserve breath
Taco Bell app now requires face scan to prove you're really hungry like pathetically hungry you have to make this face 🥺 to order now
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Taco Bell app now requires face scan to prove you're really hungry like pathetically hungry you have to make this face 🥺 to order now
they're putting me in the experimental cryogenic chamber to "freeze the sickness" out of me, i hope you're all still alive when i get out
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
they're putting me in the experimental cryogenic chamber to "freeze the sickness" out of me, i hope you're all still alive when i get out
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been known to happen
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
been known to happen
clammee is not in the map
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
clammee is not in the map
it does, that's what's meant when a libertarian says "the first amendment"
You will be unsurprised to learn the word "racism" appears nowhere in this long, self-back-patting "told-ya-so"
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
it does, that's what's meant when a libertarian says "the first amendment"
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transitioning and coming out is kinda scary tbh but pseudo-living as a husk of a human is infinitely scarier than anything a bigot might do to you
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
transitioning and coming out is kinda scary tbh but pseudo-living as a husk of a human is infinitely scarier than anything a bigot might do to you
bus doesnt run where my camp is over the weekend, so i really need some aid rn to help me survive out there for the 3ish days please <3
gear and food, all thats out there is a gas station and i can only carry so much
only get limited library time so ask is urgent!
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ca/pp: $miusoph
xoxo share
gear and food, all thats out there is a gas station and i can only carry so much
only get limited library time so ask is urgent!
💸💕
ca/pp: $miusoph
xoxo share
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM