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@clammee.bsky.social
she/her. late 30s. already dead.
trans woman
im megan
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trans woman
im megan
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@clammee.bsky.social
· Oct 14
we are entering the listeriacene
i wish all devils would be forgotten, some of them rot for an awfully long time
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
i wish all devils would be forgotten, some of them rot for an awfully long time
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Just found out about this
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Just found out about this
so much of the american mindset is approaching everything with the assumption that you can not be wrong
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
so much of the american mindset is approaching everything with the assumption that you can not be wrong
it's what led me to transition, it works, much happier after losing arguments with myself
anyway if you're arguing with your therapist you're not really doing it right. you should be arguing with yourself, and losing
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
it's what led me to transition, it works, much happier after losing arguments with myself
anyone know wtf is going on
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
anyone know wtf is going on
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lmao at the lengths they went to to be clear these capybaras arent homos
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
lmao at the lengths they went to to be clear these capybaras arent homos
hot sweats at 63 degrees sounds like a hair metal song but it is just a description of my illness
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
hot sweats at 63 degrees sounds like a hair metal song but it is just a description of my illness
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starburst one of the only candies that is basically entirely coating
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
starburst one of the only candies that is basically entirely coating
parenting advice protip: don't listen to landlord brains on the internet wrt how u should treat ur children
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
parenting advice protip: don't listen to landlord brains on the internet wrt how u should treat ur children
hack egh ough augh hastck
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
hack egh ough augh hastck
charlie chaplin: tboy swag?
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
charlie chaplin: tboy swag?
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One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
guys uve already impeached him a few times u need to use something a bit less dodgeable
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
guys uve already impeached him a few times u need to use something a bit less dodgeable
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i would bash euclids skull in with a big cave club
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
i would bash euclids skull in with a big cave club
geometricians always talking about the legend of the parallel prostate or some shit
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
geometricians always talking about the legend of the parallel prostate or some shit
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me after 24 hours of being awake
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
me after 24 hours of being awake
me when i GET YOU
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
me when i GET YOU
im a jowlmaxxing frowncel
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
im a jowlmaxxing frowncel
i feel like xena is the type of lesbian i could somehow have platonic sex with
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i feel like xena is the type of lesbian i could somehow have platonic sex with
what did i do to deserve breath
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
what did i do to deserve breath
Taco Bell app now requires face scan to prove you're really hungry like pathetically hungry you have to make this face 🥺 to order now
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Taco Bell app now requires face scan to prove you're really hungry like pathetically hungry you have to make this face 🥺 to order now
they're putting me in the experimental cryogenic chamber to "freeze the sickness" out of me, i hope you're all still alive when i get out
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
they're putting me in the experimental cryogenic chamber to "freeze the sickness" out of me, i hope you're all still alive when i get out