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@clammee.bsky.social
she/her. late 30s. already dead.
trans woman
im megan
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trans woman
im megan
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@clammee.bsky.social
· Oct 14
we are entering the listeriacene
Taco Bell app now requires face scan to prove you're really hungry like pathetically hungry you have to make this face 🥺 to order now
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Taco Bell app now requires face scan to prove you're really hungry like pathetically hungry you have to make this face 🥺 to order now
they're putting me in the experimental cryogenic chamber to "freeze the sickness" out of me, i hope you're all still alive when i get out
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
they're putting me in the experimental cryogenic chamber to "freeze the sickness" out of me, i hope you're all still alive when i get out
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been known to happen
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
been known to happen
clammee is not in the map
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
clammee is not in the map
it does, that's what's meant when a libertarian says "the first amendment"
You will be unsurprised to learn the word "racism" appears nowhere in this long, self-back-patting "told-ya-so"
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
it does, that's what's meant when a libertarian says "the first amendment"
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transitioning and coming out is kinda scary tbh but pseudo-living as a husk of a human is infinitely scarier than anything a bigot might do to you
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
transitioning and coming out is kinda scary tbh but pseudo-living as a husk of a human is infinitely scarier than anything a bigot might do to you
bus doesnt run where my camp is over the weekend, so i really need some aid rn to help me survive out there for the 3ish days please <3
gear and food, all thats out there is a gas station and i can only carry so much
only get limited library time so ask is urgent!
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ca/pp: $miusoph
xoxo share
gear and food, all thats out there is a gas station and i can only carry so much
only get limited library time so ask is urgent!
💸💕
ca/pp: $miusoph
xoxo share
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
my pronouns on the ripperoni labeler are all fucked up bc i didn't scroll down to she/her at first and im not fixing them i might stack more feminine pronouns on me i don't care anymore
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
my pronouns on the ripperoni labeler are all fucked up bc i didn't scroll down to she/her at first and im not fixing them i might stack more feminine pronouns on me i don't care anymore
when emily dickinson was writing poems do you think she i mean him
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
when emily dickinson was writing poems do you think she i mean him
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i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
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transmasc named sawks (short for seahawks)
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
transmasc named sawks (short for seahawks)
who else up clinging to the power they've managed to accrue to try to hide from the knowledge of all their heinous activities
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
who else up clinging to the power they've managed to accrue to try to hide from the knowledge of all their heinous activities
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i will apply for a grant to figure out what between bus and train is called
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
i will apply for a grant to figure out what between bus and train is called
wish someone would destroy my root chakra
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
wish someone would destroy my root chakra
Yeah a prostate exam is totally awesome and safe and not humiliating and dehumanizing!!! You DESTROYED your root chakra. It's over and you aren't going to make it.
Bros you don’t have to be that worried about a prostate exam, I promise.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Yeah a prostate exam is totally awesome and safe and not humiliating and dehumanizing!!! You DESTROYED your root chakra. It's over and you aren't going to make it.
lol im sick as hell this sucks
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
lol im sick as hell this sucks
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it's my birthday Monday, if u would like to send me something, payp or venm megagarbage . ive made it 40 years now, gonna continue to make it. thanks to everyone who's known me for any amount of time. we will live to see us win.
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
it's my birthday Monday, if u would like to send me something, payp or venm megagarbage . ive made it 40 years now, gonna continue to make it. thanks to everyone who's known me for any amount of time. we will live to see us win.
so uh what happened to the pronouns labeler anyhow do we know
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
so uh what happened to the pronouns labeler anyhow do we know
yay new pronouns labeler. why is it marked verified coordinated abuse by haileys "mislabels things all the time" all purpose blocks and post numbers are the only things its good for labeler
Like a post to have your account labeled with the corresponding pronouns. Like the "Clear All Labels" post to remove all labels from this labeler from your account.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
yay new pronouns labeler. why is it marked verified coordinated abuse by haileys "mislabels things all the time" all purpose blocks and post numbers are the only things its good for labeler
its called feature maxxing its when u use as many features as possible it's a fetish thing, offshoot of feature inflation. google bsky inflation to learn more
do you ever notice sometimes people on here when they reply to a post they also quote the post they're replying to?
why do they do that what is the point
why do they do that what is the point
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
its called feature maxxing its when u use as many features as possible it's a fetish thing, offshoot of feature inflation. google bsky inflation to learn more
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
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