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clammee.bsky.social
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@clammee.bsky.social
she/her. late 30s. already dead.

trans woman

im megan

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we are entering the listeriacene
shot of jameson and a pbr tallboy would fix me
February 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
chanel puts out lazytown villain fragrance and you all spend 3 digits on it before remembering that they're a nazi outfit
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
one of my favorite americanisms is mall lo mein that is CLEARLY spaghetti
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
being a woman is feeling exactly like this all the time
February 15, 2026 at 11:23 AM
the strangely comforting rhythmic churn of the dishwasher drain cycle
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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He was so real for this
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Valentine's day
February 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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william bloke
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
i like how i can tell when the barometric pressure changes suddenly bc i feel like im being attacked scanners style
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
big beer you can glug
refreshing abd free
gkugfing a big beer
wish that could be me
February 15, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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found a guy
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
very danceable nl clip
the alien i adopted as my son when i tell him we cant get mcdonald's today:
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
40 will have you eating wheat thins saying yum
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
measles and mumps are way too cute of names for what they are
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 AM
shaved. moisturized. on a couch. running the dishwasher. panicking only a small amount today.
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
shave mood spectrum has to be one of the funniest things i experience as a trans woman
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 AM
dear Caroline i am a simple trans clam woman i will not drive traffic to your webzone ppl don't really like me much i am not an influencer of opinion and i don't post my body very often
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
not much bird what's up with you
“Neither left nor right but up.”

“America must again become what I call an Up Wing country. Up Wing is my shorthand for a solution-oriented future optimism… the most crucial divide for the future of America isn’t left wing versus right wing. It’s Up Wing versus Down Wing.”
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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I’ve been cutting back on posts due to some health issues, so I’m trusting us to not forget these six families & a camp of fifteen more.

With Ramadan next week, the needs especially continue. Medicine, food, water. Click “weekly” on spare change. chuffed.org/project/hope...
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
why are so many ppl who don't particularly balk at comfort characters balking at ppl getting emotionally attached to ais. uve been on the internet forever. ppl get emotionally attached to all kinds of things. toasters. cartoons. frasier.
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 AM
WHERE'S MY PUSSY
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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my brains thoughted it so it must be true
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
hell yeah
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM