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@clammee.bsky.social
she/her. late 30s. already dead.
trans woman
im megan
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trans woman
im megan
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@clammee.bsky.social
· Oct 14
we are entering the listeriacene
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when i die i want my ashes to be put in a butt plug for my husband to wear and then every time he farts imma go flying like a champagne cork
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
when i die i want my ashes to be put in a butt plug for my husband to wear and then every time he farts imma go flying like a champagne cork
1harmeachday.org hes still postin harms btw
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
1harmeachday.org hes still postin harms btw
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Something something Sabrina Carpenter is a very rectangular woman and she just wears a corset, you can buy one too instead of being sad you aren’t shaped a way that she’s also not shaped
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Something something Sabrina Carpenter is a very rectangular woman and she just wears a corset, you can buy one too instead of being sad you aren’t shaped a way that she’s also not shaped
not 2 technology connections post but he's right about powder detergent it's better and it's cheaper and it lasts longer
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
not 2 technology connections post but he's right about powder detergent it's better and it's cheaper and it lasts longer
there's not girl and guy handwriting there's flowy and carefree handwriting and locked up all the time agonizing handwriting
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
there's not girl and guy handwriting there's flowy and carefree handwriting and locked up all the time agonizing handwriting
it's actually pretty wild that u can roll up ground up plants and smoke them and they don't just fall out of the wrap immediately once uve puffed a little bit
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
it's actually pretty wild that u can roll up ground up plants and smoke them and they don't just fall out of the wrap immediately once uve puffed a little bit
ohio is a fucking wasteland if you like giardiana or sport peppers or red cherry peppers or like any iconic midwest food we do have the chili and the barberton chicken but man the most exciting flavor to hit this town in forever is a place that sells tortas and thats great but like cmon
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
ohio is a fucking wasteland if you like giardiana or sport peppers or red cherry peppers or like any iconic midwest food we do have the chili and the barberton chicken but man the most exciting flavor to hit this town in forever is a place that sells tortas and thats great but like cmon
serial experiments theyn
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
serial experiments theyn
more like "can't film" festival
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
more like "can't film" festival
that was AUGUSTE AND LOUIS LUMIÈRE
stop acting like Kubrick invented using the camera like an asshole
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
that was AUGUSTE AND LOUIS LUMIÈRE
im adhd so id be a REALLY good helicopter pilot until i wasn't
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
im adhd so id be a REALLY good helicopter pilot until i wasn't
now that's what i call viewtiful joe
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
now that's what i call viewtiful joe
cat bell collar earrings
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
cat bell collar earrings
stop acting like Kubrick invented using the camera like an asshole
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
stop acting like Kubrick invented using the camera like an asshole
what's a good sardine for an expert
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
what's a good sardine for an expert
what's a good sardine for a beginner
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
what's a good sardine for a beginner
one time the house catty-cornered from me caught on fire and after it burnt down we rummaged through it and i ate a chocolate snakpack pudding that survived and it tasted like it was campfire flavored
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
one time the house catty-cornered from me caught on fire and after it burnt down we rummaged through it and i ate a chocolate snakpack pudding that survived and it tasted like it was campfire flavored
thinking again, fondly, about the "hey everyone I'm looking at gay porno" at full volume infinite popup website
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
thinking again, fondly, about the "hey everyone I'm looking at gay porno" at full volume infinite popup website
One grain of sand is a pile. Idiot.
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
One grain of sand is a pile. Idiot.
it's funny we really flipped hard into a generic cheerios household in the last month or so
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
it's funny we really flipped hard into a generic cheerios household in the last month or so
i think id make a great fly on the wall i already have experience being a clam
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i think id make a great fly on the wall i already have experience being a clam
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Lammy Gets the Look
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Lammy Gets the Look