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she/her. late 30s. already dead.

trans woman

im megan

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we are entering the listeriacene
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February 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
40 will have you eating wheat thins saying yum
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
measles and mumps are way too cute of names for what they are
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 AM
shaved. moisturized. on a couch. running the dishwasher. panicking only a small amount today.
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
shave mood spectrum has to be one of the funniest things i experience as a trans woman
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 AM
dear Caroline i am a simple trans clam woman i will not drive traffic to your webzone ppl don't really like me much i am not an influencer of opinion and i don't post my body very often
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
not much bird what's up with you
“Neither left nor right but up.”

“America must again become what I call an Up Wing country. Up Wing is my shorthand for a solution-oriented future optimism… the most crucial divide for the future of America isn’t left wing versus right wing. It’s Up Wing versus Down Wing.”
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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I’ve been cutting back on posts due to some health issues, so I’m trusting us to not forget these six families & a camp of fifteen more.

With Ramadan next week, the needs especially continue. Medicine, food, water. Click “weekly” on spare change. chuffed.org/project/hope...
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
why are so many ppl who don't particularly balk at comfort characters balking at ppl getting emotionally attached to ais. uve been on the internet forever. ppl get emotionally attached to all kinds of things. toasters. cartoons. frasier.
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 AM
WHERE'S MY PUSSY
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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my brains thoughted it so it must be true
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
hell yeah
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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ingredients are the backbone of most dishes
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
gonna make a people's affogato (moka pot on whatever weird ass ice cream is in the freezer)
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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45/150, please help if you are able - insurance comes out monday and we are currently scrambling to try to make sure it's covered.

pp/vnm megagarbage

ty for the help so far, sorry to have to ask
hello, i have been sick for most of this week. please, if you are able, consider helping us pay for an upcoming insurance bill (due the 16th) and get a pallet of wet cat food and gas. we need around $150, probably a bit less by the 16th

payp/venm megagarbage

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February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
the smol beans of spring
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
February 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
vanishing-point epistemology
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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"What is a proof?" is such a deep question and it is truly dismal how rationalist metaphysics are stuck in naive caricatures of what was sophisticated in the 19th century.
February 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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kitten
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
animals that start with h..... not that many. horse hampter hegdehog hippo heron hare human
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
ppl will say they want to live in a small town where everyone knows each other and friends no you do not
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
look at this scoop
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
saw an ad for something called "the wagyu of lamb" man wtf are you talking about
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
oh my bitter winter geriatric
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM