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she/her. late 30s. already dead.

trans woman

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we are entering the listeriacene
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fo- five. five shrews tall.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
thats actually the giant elephant shrew that lives in the dc sewers and is fed during the thanksgiving season by potus if you'd ever actually been to the capitol you'd know this
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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hey guys check this out
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
think i got shaving cream stuck IN MY EAR
i am so sick of shaving can i remove this stuff permanently at home for sub thousands of dollars
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
if i had a proboscis id be cleaning the hell out of some ears
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i am so sick of shaving can i remove this stuff permanently at home for sub thousands of dollars
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
like the legend of the pangus
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
id play an r crumb game if it was point n click inspired and about getting pummeled by strong women
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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in good news, a border patrol agent offed himself. ❤️✨ more of this.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
you ever feel a rush of heat behind your eye
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
im sorry that u think i have the patience to play ur platformer long enough to get to the point where it reveals it is a metaphor for doing things even when it's difficult
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Day 557
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
u know the wangungus goes eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp oomp eemp
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
squeakeakeakeak eekeek
whackin my rat downtown
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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"get it? trump is feminized like a WOMAN, an inherently degrading thing to be! he's like a 21 year old secretary whose boss is the most powerful man in the world! like the blowjob woman!!!!!!!! hahahahaha get it!!!!" i fucking hate you
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
woman who goes "oh god no right side stummy pain no not like this" only to realize her pants are kinda diggin in in that spot
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
why r all of you sorting your opinions by degrees of wokeness
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
noahs daughters generation beta kids:
seeing the first rainbow must have hit so hard
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
ngl the metroid prime announcement is really funny
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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"Julia"
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
toenail growing out of my nasty little mushroom
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
girl who is super concerned about dented can integrity
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM