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she/her. late 30s. already dead.

trans woman

im megan

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we are entering the listeriacene
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I had to spend $45 on laundry for myself, my son & our v hairy dog. We are literally fading away & I have done NOTHING wrong. I am begging you from the bottom of my heart to help us 💔
Support a Single Parent & Their Child Make It Through 2025
Hello, my name is Meave Gallagher, and I'm sponsoring this fundraiser on behalf of my dear friend Wolf and their child, who have suddenly found themselves in dire financial straits. It is so easy to s...
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February 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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you (stupid): spends thousands of dollars a month to pay for compute to run your AI agents so they can unsuccessfully do simple tasks and boilerplate code

me (genius): buys a 24-pack of modelo for some 19-year-old nonbinary college student once a week. their code works every time
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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also btw any cis person who draws a parallel between looksmaxxing incels and trans men has to give me AT LEAST $100 for my surgery fund
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
ppl will go on the internet and say whatever. "gwb had dignity and grace" that's not true. no he didn't.
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
janitors: whatever helps you sweep at night
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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This is urgent! cash.app/$qirenni
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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guess whos coming to the defense of a man whose ex-wife is hiding from him out of fear for her own physical safety
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
finally, php--
HTML might be getting a new type of tag, which… hasn't happened this millennium. Here's the new syntax, and how it works:
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
imagine a society of abusers where the third rung on the hierarchy is a bunch of ppl that think they are the ubermensch bc they can figure out the decoder ring from A Christmas Story
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
sorry just remembering bits of my life. anyhow embracing transition saved me from becoming the absolute worst version of myself possible
February 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
reminder: alan kay was a BIOLOGIST first and computer scientist coincidentally. right place and time sort of deal there. the industry is not filled with curious scientific minds it's filled with wikipedia experts and a never ending circlejerk of impassioned journeyman blogposts with no mentorship
February 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
i think one thing ppl need to understand about the software industry is that it's been full of grifters who believe their own bullshit that accumulate an absolute army of sycophants for like at least 20 years bc of a bunch of shit alan kay talked about a lot wrt comp sci and industry
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
entraps you in the hyperbolic structure of the link complement
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
ms darvocet would be a great name for an abusive woman
February 16, 2026 at 9:42 AM
poverty ain't a badge of honor for me or any other impoverished person i know LMAO
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
sorry just remembered the most personally trying professional environment I've been in that also led to a major burnout period for me and my current life situation lol
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM
lol i know of a famous person run sec product company that, if trajectory has held, is probably vibecoding their client side software that was already written in the worst deployed python I've ever seen by the least competent amd most insufferably insistent lead dev i have ever known
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
me in a slobbering pre release documentary about a film i was contractually obligated to star in that sucks massive hedgehog farts: omg i was *born* to play this role what an opportunity
February 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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reminder
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
my drafts will be filled the traditional way: going to discard a post and accidentally hitting the save to drafts button
February 16, 2026 at 6:14 AM
casablanca elevated by covertly being the story of two heartless bisexual men falling in love
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
help i cant stop hiccuping and i hiccup like a FREAK
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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105/150 ty all very much, the insurance is covered. anything else will be going to cat food gas and human food .

pp/vnm megagarbage

ty if you are able, it's ok if you're not.
hello, i have been sick for most of this week. please, if you are able, consider helping us pay for an upcoming insurance bill (due the 16th) and get a pallet of wet cat food and gas. we need around $150, probably a bit less by the 16th

payp/venm megagarbage

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February 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Daily bunny no.3231 will get well soon
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM