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Kale Wishboneman 🦃🥬
@kyle.st
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Not a Hotpot poser. I’m actually just the opposite.
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Hans Moleman meme with him in the phone booth saying “no that’s too big” but he’s saying “no that’s too vulgar” to grok
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Meme showing a grumpy child with a backpack photoshopped in front of a colorful Buddhist “Wheel of Life” (Bhavachakra) painting. The caption reads: “He thought the cycle of death and rebirth was for one lifetime only! He MAD!!”
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Me wearing a sea anemone costume made from dusty pink balloon animal balloons taped to a round laundry basket with its bottom cut off. I am wearing a clown fish hat.
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Sea anemone
Me wearing a sea anemone costume made from dusty pink balloon animal balloons taped to a round laundry basket with its bottom cut off. I am wearing a clown fish hat.
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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artisanal 8.5x11
A long strip of paper in a paper cutter
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A brass wire triangle hangs in front of a textured pink and purple painting. Inside the triangle is a frosted glass cone holding a soft gray-green felt plant. Behind it, layers of pink and purple paint catch a column of sunlight.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A white candle stands unlit in a brass chamberstick. Around it, misshapen gourds rest in shadow beside a gleaming, spiral brass vessel. It's autumnal as fuck.
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Don Draper elevator meme… “I feel bad for you” / “I don’t think about me at all”
August 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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just for fun 😌
August 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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They hated Jesus because he told them the truth meme
August 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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#fittedsheetflex
A perfectly folded fitted sheet on a dark gray carpet
August 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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iOS has a background noise feature that works through speakers and headphones that I love for this sort of thing
Screenshot of a settings panel in iOS showing a “background sounds” menu with options like “ocean” and “bright noise”
May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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this week’s flowers
A vibrant floral arrangement in a faceted glass vase featuring spiky orange and yellow Leucospermum resembling fireworks, pink Protea, white Calla Lilies, yellow Craspedia balls, and eucalyptus greenery.
April 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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flowers for the week
Close up photo of purple/blue irises surrounded by several birds of paradise flowers. Photo of a bouquet of flowers made up of purple/blue irises and several birds of paradise flowers. The flowers are dramatically lit in such a way that it is easy to see the birdlike shape of the flowers.
April 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Closeup photo of a packet of Stash premium mangosteen green tea. It is a medium purple color with white, gold, and black writing on it.
April 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This week’s flowers 💐
Tight black and white photo of flowers including peonies and dark poppies with dramatic lighting. The flowers fill most of the frame, with a small amount of black background visible at the top. A dark and moody photograph of an arrangement of pink, red and white flowers, including pink peonies and dark red poppies, in a round glass vase sitting on a wooden table. There is a shallow depth of field bringing only part of the bouquet into focus. Black and white photo of a flower arrangement including peonies and dark poppies with dramatic lighting illuminating just the top of the bouquet. The lit flowers fill the top third of the image and the rest is dark, nearly black.
April 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A screenshot from the “top of the muffin to you” episode of Seinfeld, but muffin has been crudely replaced with the word “dishwasher”
March 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Chuck Schumer from that terrible interview with Chris Hayes with a speech bubble
March 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The fish hat with little lamb’s post on it: It is better to be feared than loved, said the fish. Ah, replied the woman, but love will melt the ice of the fisherman’s cruel heart
March 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Name a show you’re positive no one remembers, but you 📺
The opening title card for 1992’s The Tomorrow People with three cast members standing in view.
March 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still with a quote bubble overtop
March 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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this week's flowers
An arrangement of various white flowers and eucalyptus in a clear, cylindrical vase sitting on a hardwood table with a green runner.
March 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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buddy, they let anyone fuck the fusilli
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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zesty lemon mousse girlfriend
Photo of the front of a bakery window with a lemon sweet treat that has a sign that says “Zesty Lemon Mousse GF”
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM