Kukko
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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Alisson is such an idiot. He booted the ball to nobody and then went steaming into Matheus Nunes - again - for no reason. Head absolutely went.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Alisson is such an idiot. He booted the ball to nobody and then went steaming into Matheus Nunes - again - for no reason. Head absolutely went.
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Arsenal have Idris Elba, Tom Hiddleston, and Anne Hathaway.
That's game over. Your club can't hope to match that.
That's game over. Your club can't hope to match that.
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Arsenal have Idris Elba, Tom Hiddleston, and Anne Hathaway.
That's game over. Your club can't hope to match that.
That's game over. Your club can't hope to match that.
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Arsenal, the scourge of football, with just the three open play goals against the joint-third best defense in the Premier League.
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Arsenal, the scourge of football, with just the three open play goals against the joint-third best defense in the Premier League.
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Super professional performance, real impact from the subs off the bench - and it was needed. Gyokeres and Martinelli offered a lot more than Jesus and Madueke. Eze good too when he came on,.
Thought Trossard was superb today, Rice and Zubi such a great pairing, and a big win makes the gap 9 points!
Thought Trossard was superb today, Rice and Zubi such a great pairing, and a big win makes the gap 9 points!
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Super professional performance, real impact from the subs off the bench - and it was needed. Gyokeres and Martinelli offered a lot more than Jesus and Madueke. Eze good too when he came on,.
Thought Trossard was superb today, Rice and Zubi such a great pairing, and a big win makes the gap 9 points!
Thought Trossard was superb today, Rice and Zubi such a great pairing, and a big win makes the gap 9 points!
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It’s not just the goals and assists (8 in his last 8 games), though he did need to start racking them up, Gyokeres has just generally been better lately.
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It’s not just the goals and assists (8 in his last 8 games), though he did need to start racking them up, Gyokeres has just generally been better lately.
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see no evil, speak no evil, hear the carpet sing
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
see no evil, speak no evil, hear the carpet sing
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"Racist Trump video criticised by Democrats"
It's not that hard to more accurately share a story. So much bad journalism is just using passive, weak wording so as to not be seen taking 'a side'. Some things are just racist and should be called racist.
It's not that hard to more accurately share a story. So much bad journalism is just using passive, weak wording so as to not be seen taking 'a side'. Some things are just racist and should be called racist.
A video shared by President Trump on social media depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys has been condemned as racist by prominent Democrats
Trump shared ‘racist’ video of Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys
www.thetimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
"Racist Trump video criticised by Democrats"
It's not that hard to more accurately share a story. So much bad journalism is just using passive, weak wording so as to not be seen taking 'a side'. Some things are just racist and should be called racist.
It's not that hard to more accurately share a story. So much bad journalism is just using passive, weak wording so as to not be seen taking 'a side'. Some things are just racist and should be called racist.
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This week's column is about learning to enjoy and relish the anxiety of the title race 👇🔴⚪️
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
This week's column is about learning to enjoy and relish the anxiety of the title race 👇🔴⚪️
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So: Man City have to travel two hours down to Wembley, the referees don’t want them to win, they have too many injuries and now the rules (despite being very clear) don’t suit them - anything else?
Pep Guardiola says Manchester City intends to write to the English Football League to request a rule change so that Marc Guehi is available for the Carabao Cup final against Arsenal.
Manchester City to lobby EFL to allow Marc Guehi to play in Carabao Cup final – Guardiola
The England defender joined City after the semi-final first leg and will therefore be ineligible to face Arsenal in the final on March 22.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
So: Man City have to travel two hours down to Wembley, the referees don’t want them to win, they have too many injuries and now the rules (despite being very clear) don’t suit them - anything else?
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With pundits you are damned either way. If you are conventionally entertaining (but fatally flawed) you don’t have what it takes, are maligned for naïveté. If you are incredible at many things but at the expense of drama you are “ruining the game” and boring those who demand superficial pleasure.
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
With pundits you are damned either way. If you are conventionally entertaining (but fatally flawed) you don’t have what it takes, are maligned for naïveté. If you are incredible at many things but at the expense of drama you are “ruining the game” and boring those who demand superficial pleasure.
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Inject Kai Havertz scoring against Chelsea and pointing to the Arsenal badge into my veins forever.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Inject Kai Havertz scoring against Chelsea and pointing to the Arsenal badge into my veins forever.
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That was a truly horrible game of football made hilarious by the late Havertz goal.
Sky waxing lyrical over Chelsea and Rosenior playing the long game when they just wasted at least an hour of a game when they were a goal down and had to score.
Tactical disasterclass imo.
Arsenal go to Wembley!
Sky waxing lyrical over Chelsea and Rosenior playing the long game when they just wasted at least an hour of a game when they were a goal down and had to score.
Tactical disasterclass imo.
Arsenal go to Wembley!
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
That was a truly horrible game of football made hilarious by the late Havertz goal.
Sky waxing lyrical over Chelsea and Rosenior playing the long game when they just wasted at least an hour of a game when they were a goal down and had to score.
Tactical disasterclass imo.
Arsenal go to Wembley!
Sky waxing lyrical over Chelsea and Rosenior playing the long game when they just wasted at least an hour of a game when they were a goal down and had to score.
Tactical disasterclass imo.
Arsenal go to Wembley!
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Over £100m spent on Jørgen Strand Larsen, Brennan Johnson and Dwight McNeil?
a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Over £100m spent on Jørgen Strand Larsen, Brennan Johnson and Dwight McNeil?
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Infantino claims Russia’s global football ban has achieved nothing and should be reversed. But it has, hasn’t it? It is only nation banned from the world’s most-popular sport and that has to sting, it’s a very visible consequence of what’s happened. Reminder fifa largely forced into this ban
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Infantino claims Russia’s global football ban has achieved nothing and should be reversed. But it has, hasn’t it? It is only nation banned from the world’s most-popular sport and that has to sting, it’s a very visible consequence of what’s happened. Reminder fifa largely forced into this ban
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First sentence: "Wait, when did he grow a moral compass?"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
Cristiano Ronaldo missed Al Nassr’s league match against Al Riyadh as part of a reported protest against the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund PIF.
Ronaldo reportedly believes PIF is not investing in Al Nassr at the same level as its other clubs Al Ahli, Al Ittihad and Al
Ronaldo reportedly believes PIF is not investing in Al Nassr at the same level as its other clubs Al Ahli, Al Ittihad and Al
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
First sentence: "Wait, when did he grow a moral compass?"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
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Arsenal as a club have put so much into growing the women’s game for decades, so the world/intercontinental champions accolade is something they wear well.
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Arsenal as a club have put so much into growing the women’s game for decades, so the world/intercontinental champions accolade is something they wear well.
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Christmas Day to today.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Christmas Day to today.
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Manchester City, first half of 25-26 PL games
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Manchester City, first half of 25-26 PL games
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
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I think players should be shown deserved second yellow cards even if their name is Rodri and / or they play for Manchester City.
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I think players should be shown deserved second yellow cards even if their name is Rodri and / or they play for Manchester City.
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An interesting graph: we face by far the deepest defensive low blocks of any team in the league (look at how much space opponents give Man City - tossers). We also play with the highest defensive line.
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
An interesting graph: we face by far the deepest defensive low blocks of any team in the league (look at how much space opponents give Man City - tossers). We also play with the highest defensive line.
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Arsenal were very entertaining for a generation, won nothing, and were mocked by the fans of every other club in the country.
Arsenal were told not to be precious and insist there was a 'right' way to play. That defensive football was valid and Arsenal were arrogant and naive to act differently.
Arsenal were told not to be precious and insist there was a 'right' way to play. That defensive football was valid and Arsenal were arrogant and naive to act differently.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Arsenal were very entertaining for a generation, won nothing, and were mocked by the fans of every other club in the country.
Arsenal were told not to be precious and insist there was a 'right' way to play. That defensive football was valid and Arsenal were arrogant and naive to act differently.
Arsenal were told not to be precious and insist there was a 'right' way to play. That defensive football was valid and Arsenal were arrogant and naive to act differently.
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The Arsenal-Leeds matches are case-in-point examples of why Premier League teams don't try to play open, expensive, pressuring football against Arsenal.
They get hammered when they do.
They get hammered when they do.
Amazing how many of the reflections on Arsenal's (very good) season start with the assumption that Mikel Arteta has chosen for his team to be this way in the Premier League. Why then are they so different in Europe?
The league is too good right now for even the best team to dictate terms.
The league is too good right now for even the best team to dictate terms.
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The Arsenal-Leeds matches are case-in-point examples of why Premier League teams don't try to play open, expensive, pressuring football against Arsenal.
They get hammered when they do.
They get hammered when they do.
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