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1. The NRC has to approve nuclear power plants. EPA may have a role but Zeldin isn't the main nuclear guy.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
Trump: "Lee Zeldin, who has done a great job. A nuclear power plant gets approved in less than a week, okay? I'm only kidding but pretty close to that."
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1. The NRC has to approve nuclear power plants. EPA may have a role but Zeldin isn't the main nuclear guy.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
It is my birthday. I am a solid "school night buzzed." My husband made steak. I have made a suggestion in the family chat that has been met with enthusiasm, and which would facilitate 95% of my Christmas shopping.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It is my birthday. I am a solid "school night buzzed." My husband made steak. I have made a suggestion in the family chat that has been met with enthusiasm, and which would facilitate 95% of my Christmas shopping.
So, like... if they move to Wisconsin, they're all good, no issue?
Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So, like... if they move to Wisconsin, they're all good, no issue?
Where's Joyce Carol Oates? Does she know about this yet?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Where's Joyce Carol Oates? Does she know about this yet?
Had almost 2 beers and subjected my husband to a 10-minute rant on How America actually hates the military and veterans.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Had almost 2 beers and subjected my husband to a 10-minute rant on How America actually hates the military and veterans.
Wouldn't the House have to also sign off, and wouldn't that mean they'd have to, you know, WORK? And if they have to convene the House, and swear in that Rep, don't we all get a special treat?
I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Wouldn't the House have to also sign off, and wouldn't that mean they'd have to, you know, WORK? And if they have to convene the House, and swear in that Rep, don't we all get a special treat?
He looks like somebody left him out in the rain for a couple days. Like, there's clearly mildew *somewhere*
Trump at Mar-a-Lago this weekend without his orange makeup
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He looks like somebody left him out in the rain for a couple days. Like, there's clearly mildew *somewhere*
Just the worst fucking people to ever suck at existing.
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just the worst fucking people to ever suck at existing.
I saw a guy vaping this morning as I walked into my own gym (yes he was vaping at the gym 🙄). That idiot dude looked less out of place than whatever this is.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I saw a guy vaping this morning as I walked into my own gym (yes he was vaping at the gym 🙄). That idiot dude looked less out of place than whatever this is.
Literally going to SCOTUS to use people's food as leverage to make sure they don't have healthcare.
BREAKING: DOJ goes to SCOTUS trying to stop a district court order that USDA pay out full SNAP benefits this month.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Literally going to SCOTUS to use people's food as leverage to make sure they don't have healthcare.
Probably could've had the whole Third Reich for less than that.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
reut.rs
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Probably could've had the whole Third Reich for less than that.
One time I was doing an environmental audit at a hospital and when we went to the morgue, I saw a very-recently-removed brain sitting in a bucket of formalin, awaiting a lab tech to collect it. That brain was working better than the one in this guy's noggin.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
One time I was doing an environmental audit at a hospital and when we went to the morgue, I saw a very-recently-removed brain sitting in a bucket of formalin, awaiting a lab tech to collect it. That brain was working better than the one in this guy's noggin.
I've been busy for a few hours. Can't wait to be surprised by whatever dumbass thing JD did now.
"The audacity of telling ME that i'm a bad Catholic. Who does this Pope guy think he is"
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I've been busy for a few hours. Can't wait to be surprised by whatever dumbass thing JD did now.
So I am at the beginning of the process of redoing both of my bathrooms (one at a time, obv) and if either one of them come out anywhere near this tacky, I will consider it a colossal fuck-up.
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So I am at the beginning of the process of redoing both of my bathrooms (one at a time, obv) and if either one of them come out anywhere near this tacky, I will consider it a colossal fuck-up.
Eh, same if they lose.
If the Jays win Canada gets to burn down the White House again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eh, same if they lose.
A lot of people have sent me the escaped lab monkeys thing. I don't know what that says about me. Something, for sure.
Anyway, I keep directing them to last November's escaped lab monkeys, which I think was a more fun story.
Anyway, I keep directing them to last November's escaped lab monkeys, which I think was a more fun story.
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A lot of people have sent me the escaped lab monkeys thing. I don't know what that says about me. Something, for sure.
Anyway, I keep directing them to last November's escaped lab monkeys, which I think was a more fun story.
Anyway, I keep directing them to last November's escaped lab monkeys, which I think was a more fun story.
Wait wait wait. Didn't we lose lab monkeys last year around this time?
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wait wait wait. Didn't we lose lab monkeys last year around this time?
Dude just say the map confuses you and you don't like seeing any poor people or anybody exhibiting any kind of mental illness.
(Plenty of not-poor people and people not exhibiting challenges ride the subway; it takes all kinds, it's a microcosm, etc.)
(Plenty of not-poor people and people not exhibiting challenges ride the subway; it takes all kinds, it's a microcosm, etc.)
Sean Duffy: "If you're a Democrat, you're a liberal, you don't like cars and you want people to ride public transportation, I think that's wonderful, good for you. But if you want us all to ride public transportation, make it safe. Make it clean. Make is beautiful. I don't know why NY can't do that"
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dude just say the map confuses you and you don't like seeing any poor people or anybody exhibiting any kind of mental illness.
(Plenty of not-poor people and people not exhibiting challenges ride the subway; it takes all kinds, it's a microcosm, etc.)
(Plenty of not-poor people and people not exhibiting challenges ride the subway; it takes all kinds, it's a microcosm, etc.)
20-lb weight-loss, while absolutely bullshit (come on man), is the only thing in this blurb that isn't describing a life that's just incredibly dull, depressing, and sad. Like... touch grass, find joy.
Musk put an aside in his own online encyclopedia about how he supposedly lost 20 pounds
![Grokipedia
Musk maintains a demanding schedule, typically sleeping six hours per night, going to bed between 1 and 3 a.m. and waking around 9 a.m., a pattern he adjusted from longer workdays to prioritize recovery while managing multiple companies.[234] His diet includes occasional indulgences like morning donuts and multiple Diet Cokes daily, supplemented by intermittent fasting that contributed to a reported 20-pound weight loss, though he avoids eating or drinking alcohol two to three hours before bed to optimize sleep.[235] Exercise-wise, he favors weightlifting and strength training over cardio like running, which he dislikes, aiming for consistency to sustain energy amid 80-100-hour workweeks that often extend into weekends.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreieqyh5h3tu6s2zxnwbgmdaswdehycbwlg7f4p27xfac6qzupexztq@jpeg)
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
20-lb weight-loss, while absolutely bullshit (come on man), is the only thing in this blurb that isn't describing a life that's just incredibly dull, depressing, and sad. Like... touch grass, find joy.
Money to pay the military wasn't *legally* available either (if donation rumor is to be believed anyway) and y'all let that happen, so this is really about priorities, and using people they see as expendable as leverage.
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Money to pay the military wasn't *legally* available either (if donation rumor is to be believed anyway) and y'all let that happen, so this is really about priorities, and using people they see as expendable as leverage.
Bullpen cars, spectators batting, amphetamines
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bullpen cars, spectators batting, amphetamines
There's something about the combination of a dodgy cardiovascular system and a long flight....
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There's something about the combination of a dodgy cardiovascular system and a long flight....
Sigh. The most probable scenario is that he's dead before that. He's already exceeded the average lifespan, he's visibly a walking collection of risk factors, and he's very obviously unwell.
Steve Bannon says there's a plan for a third Trump term in 2028 — despite such a move being unconstitutional.
"There's many different alternatives. At the appropriate time, we'll lay out what the plan is, but there's a plan and President Trump will be the president in '28."
"There's many different alternatives. At the appropriate time, we'll lay out what the plan is, but there's a plan and President Trump will be the president in '28."
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sigh. The most probable scenario is that he's dead before that. He's already exceeded the average lifespan, he's visibly a walking collection of risk factors, and he's very obviously unwell.
Come on Canada, run the ad again. World Series, Thanksgiving football, Superbowl... run it after every Ford Truck Month, and then every Chevy Truck Month, commercial. Make it a Lexus December to Remember because of the Reagan tarriff commerical. See how mad you can get him (and his supporters).
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Come on Canada, run the ad again. World Series, Thanksgiving football, Superbowl... run it after every Ford Truck Month, and then every Chevy Truck Month, commercial. Make it a Lexus December to Remember because of the Reagan tarriff commerical. See how mad you can get him (and his supporters).