Chris Frank
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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If you still get a chance to see this in theaters TAKE it because watching an audience react to the insane twists and turns is almost as fun as the movie itself. Saw it opening day and the crowd was INTO IT
We’re up! On NETFLIX! Please enjoy #WakeUpDeadMan at home or in theaters - we’re staying on 500 screens nationwide through next week. Theater finder link in my pinned post ☠️⏰🎄
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you still get a chance to see this in theaters TAKE it because watching an audience react to the insane twists and turns is almost as fun as the movie itself. Saw it opening day and the crowd was INTO IT
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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You know what would fix me is going on a game show and being asked a series of questions where I can derive the answer to each one by remembering a key incident in my life in detail, all leading up to the present moment and the solution to my problems
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You know what would fix me is going on a game show and being asked a series of questions where I can derive the answer to each one by remembering a key incident in my life in detail, all leading up to the present moment and the solution to my problems
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Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Eventually, if you read enough fanfiction, you forget what is canon. And I think that's beautiful.
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Eventually, if you read enough fanfiction, you forget what is canon. And I think that's beautiful.
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honestly i think the biggest threat to dr who right now is that it isn't on streaming anymore. 😬
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
honestly i think the biggest threat to dr who right now is that it isn't on streaming anymore. 😬
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I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
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what can you learn about creative writing from Doctor Who? find out this Saturday at @chicagotardis.bsky.social!
moderated by @divinetailor.bsky.social & myself.
moderated by @divinetailor.bsky.social & myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
what can you learn about creative writing from Doctor Who? find out this Saturday at @chicagotardis.bsky.social!
moderated by @divinetailor.bsky.social & myself.
moderated by @divinetailor.bsky.social & myself.
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remember how “The People’s Joker” is such a good movie? damn, what a film. what an absolute cinema.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
remember how “The People’s Joker” is such a good movie? damn, what a film. what an absolute cinema.
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
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nah i'd watch a dr who episode on why our water bills are increasing tbh
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
nah i'd watch a dr who episode on why our water bills are increasing tbh
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i love it when tiktokers/youtubers pretend they're doing a public service by reading a controversial popular book so they can make content about it. "i wasted my life reading 1,000 pages of alchemised!" yeah buddy that was your fault. not gonna waste any of mine with your video
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i love it when tiktokers/youtubers pretend they're doing a public service by reading a controversial popular book so they can make content about it. "i wasted my life reading 1,000 pages of alchemised!" yeah buddy that was your fault. not gonna waste any of mine with your video
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
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99% of memoirs should have been or remained essays. like what do you mean you're a 29-year-old brooklyn transplant and you wrote 70k words about your life. you better have been a war correspondent before you picked up that podcast mic. you better have been raised in a fundamentalist cult
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
99% of memoirs should have been or remained essays. like what do you mean you're a 29-year-old brooklyn transplant and you wrote 70k words about your life. you better have been a war correspondent before you picked up that podcast mic. you better have been raised in a fundamentalist cult
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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me gettin that 20 piece nugs
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
me gettin that 20 piece nugs
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November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I'm not saying a writer's retreat is a bad thing. I'm just saying that it should be a tactical decision designed to lure your enemy into a trap so you can turn a difficult situation into a successful writer's attack.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I'm not saying a writer's retreat is a bad thing. I'm just saying that it should be a tactical decision designed to lure your enemy into a trap so you can turn a difficult situation into a successful writer's attack.
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expectation vs reality
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
expectation vs reality