Kris Wendel
@kristophwendel.bsky.social
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viral dubai matcha turkey labubu
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
viral dubai matcha turkey labubu
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come here if u want ur hams clapped
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
come here if u want ur hams clapped
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there's still time y'all
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there's still time y'all
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
We will see robotic Olaf on the streets of Atlanta in 10 years oppressing minorites and poor people
Disney has revealed a next-generation robotic figure of Frozen's Olaf that will literally walk, talk, and interact with guests around the World of Frozen lands at Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland in early 2026. https://bit.ly/4okgGQW
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We will see robotic Olaf on the streets of Atlanta in 10 years oppressing minorites and poor people
RFK Jr IRL
Adulterous Baby-Making Trip With A Barely Legal Girl Who Is 17 Years Younger Than Me. With My Beloved Harutan, The Girl With The Big, H-Cup Tits
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
RFK Jr IRL
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SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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I think everyone involved in this needs to be vaccinated multiple times
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think everyone involved in this needs to be vaccinated multiple times
Congratulations @travisview.bsky.social
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Congratulations @travisview.bsky.social
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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My boy has been ejaculating the entire show. Let him take a break
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My boy has been ejaculating the entire show. Let him take a break
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
We in the financial world call this the "sugar free gummy bear" effect
$1,000,000,000 liquidated from the crypto market in the past 60 minutes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
We in the financial world call this the "sugar free gummy bear" effect
I wish just one of them would actually go "Arrest me."
NEW: Rep Jason Crow (D-CO) and other Democratic veterans in Congress release a joint statement on President Trump’s call for their arrest and sedition trial: “Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I wish just one of them would actually go "Arrest me."
Leavitt: "How do you think that the President feels, threatening execution? He's kinda bummed about it but you all don't report that"
Q: Trump accused Democrats of seditious behavior punishable by death. Does the president want to execute members of Congress?
LEAVITT: No
LEAVITT: No
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Leavitt: "How do you think that the President feels, threatening execution? He's kinda bummed about it but you all don't report that"
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That seems like a nice funeral for a monster of a person
Former U.S. Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney's casket arrives at Washington National Cathedral for his funeral.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That seems like a nice funeral for a monster of a person
When someone tells me I shouldn't be eating 7 hot dogs a day
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When someone tells me I shouldn't be eating 7 hot dogs a day
Everyone is looking at the pelvic floor but I'm shooting for the pelvic ceiling. We are not the same
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
wrd.cm
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Everyone is looking at the pelvic floor but I'm shooting for the pelvic ceiling. We are not the same