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Kris Wendel
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It's a sexy cow. I did a Google search for sultry cow but that didn't really work so I looked for sexy cow and this one popped up. I think it fits the bill
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Sorry about that
Strong arms from two men meme with one arm being Keith and the other being Jerry Seinfeld and where their hands connect, it says dating teenagers.
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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She wasn't a fan of it, but she at least wanted to give it a shot because she cares about your interests. She's a Dr. Pepper girly
Can of Squirt, grapefruit flavored soft drink that's pretty ass
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Masahiro Sakurai takes a break from Fire Emblem worship to muse "Why is making a skeet so hard?" This is actually a digitally altered photo by me, but you would never be able to tell because the red pen used to scribble out the word "game" and the fantastic positioning of the replacement word "skeet" is so seamless and amazing
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The "I made this" comic where a chill ass dude shows another dude, who is a fuck ass, a chill ass thing and says "I made this." Fuck ass dude asks with his poopy mouth "you made this?" Then fuck ass guy goes "I absorbed this." He originally said "I made this" and stole the shit from chill ass dude but I crossed out made with red pen and put "absorbed" to reference that other fuck ass dude from the original skeet. Fuck that fuck ass dude for stealing shit. Fucking asshole
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Me at parties
They don't know party meme with me saying "they dont know that 27 people liked my skeet earlier today." I was really happy that day but had no one to tell
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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And are you married? I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the AI
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Literally this photo
Okay Grandma time for bed meme with no text. An old lady with a walker and a young lady with jeans
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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An elderly man watering his lawn. He may not have much, but boy howdy, is he proud of his lawn.
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Boldonaro in one of his many hospital beds for fuck knows what reason
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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If you get down to Tennessee, there is a concert venue called the Caverns that's a cave and it's amazing
Cave mouth with a ton of people in line Concert in a cave
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Comic depicting a bunch of dudes that's says Most people rejected His message. A guy saying: Shut up! They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16
October 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Evergreen tweet. Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
October 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Dexter from Dexter's Lab, not the showtime show, whispering "omelette du fromage" into someone's ear.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Time cannot be stopped
Screenshot of quoted post with the video time all fucked up and saying -153722867280913:-56
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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A map of the world showing early access times for Diablo 4.
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Sableye Pokemon doing a dancin stance-in
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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A hot cougar, licking it's lips. Like an actual cougar, the animal.
September 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Beautiful Tits has gone Gold. A beard white man holding a disc that has been gloriously edited to say Beautiful Tits while surrounded by other white men of various beard lengths
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Movie poster for Spash (1984). Essentially the same thing
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Adventures in Odyssey Fan Club < BreeAnn Anderson 1h Charlie kirk died this morning. This has me curious is AIO going to do a episode or tribute to him.
September 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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When you sit up too fast after waking up
Wrinkly monster Rudy touching his gross balls
September 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Blame manga panel with a speech bubble that says "Its been a while, Mr. President." A person with tubes and cyber modifications can be seen. A sound effect says PAM
September 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Me and life just hanging out
Nathan Fielder, alone in a picture smiling. If you look just outside of frame, you can see 20,000 friends.
September 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Note: Volvy died on his way back to his home planet
August 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM