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My cat is on a diet, it's what I'm thinking about most of the time these days.
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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I lost my job, my son has measles, and my pregnant wife died of sepsis when doctors refused to treat her. But at least I know those kids at Oberlin are gonna have to start eating banh mi again.
May 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Screaming into the void
February 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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film still #44

John and Britt rehearsing.

#severance
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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minor in the scheme of things but wow who could have guessed that a guy who was one of the smarmiest and most sanctimonious people in the senate was also corrupt www.alligator.org/article/2025...
State audit finds overall unnecessary spending under former UF President Ben Sasse - The Independent Florida Alligator
A preliminary report from the Florida Auditor General found UF failed to prevent former President Ben Sasse from leveraging his executive privileges to inappropriately spend university funds.
www.alligator.org
February 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Rescuing Pongo, Pearl, Bandit, Tiger and Zipper www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/r...
Rescuing Pongo, Pearl, Bandit, Tiger and Zipper
Throughout the burn zone, Angelenos struggled to save their pets. Among the most difficult to save are those that live in water.
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Fantastic! Featuring friend of the show, spectacular Sophie Hay, plus some amazing Roman earrings. Can’t wait to watch the documentary on Monday 🏛️💙
January 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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21 curse tablets were found in an unusual Roman cemetery in France — at least one is written in the extinct language Gaulish. 🏺🧪
Curse tablet found in Roman-era grave in France targets enemies by invoking Mars, the god of war
Excavation of a Roman-era cemetery in France yielded nearly two dozen lead tablets inscribed in Latin and Gaulish.
www.livescience.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁

We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Girl with Cat. Ca. 1940 - 1952. portlandartmuseum.us/mwebcgi/mweb...
December 28, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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A beautifully illuminated nativity scene from a 14th century English Book of Hours in the care of Cambridge University Library.

We wish all our staff, library users and followers from across the world, a very Happy Christmas!

Ref: Book of Hours (Use of Sarum) CUL MS Dd.4.17
December 24, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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I think LORD OF THE RINGS being a story in which, canonically, it is entirely possible for evil to triumph in the temporal world, and in fact more likely than not that it will, but also that reality should not change the meaning of your moral values, is an underrated part of what makes it so good.
December 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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Brief thread on how we got here: Since the GOP won control of the House 2 years ago they have not passed a single appropriations package into law. Government has operated at funding levels set by Dems 2 years ago via continuing resolutions every few months. This is not normal.
December 19, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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I’m super adorable but my secret is that I am stressed out about that sound
December 19, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Hi. I'm Andrew. I own New England's oldest map store because last year I moved across the country after an old guy retired and gave it to me Willy Wonka-style. Visit my store in Rhode Island. www.mapcenter.com
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Here's #Syria 2024 🫶🏻💚
Assad’s tanks that were shelling Syrian civilians.Now, the #Syrian people have started using them for better purposes.
December 15, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast

me: ok

cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl

me: ok

cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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Finally, a shirt that lets me proclaim, unashamed, my intense and almost overbearing sense of wanton masculinity, truly I am now the apex of all that is burly and manly and undeodorized in the world, just putting it on released a surging flood of testosterone that frightened the local birds and fish
December 9, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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Detained in #Sednayah by the most despicable regime of all time.
#Syria
December 8, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM