Konni
@kostraub.bsky.social
Softwareentwickler ausm Ländle • He/Him • 30
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what the fuck do you mean it's still December
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
what the fuck do you mean it's still December
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wisst ihr noch sommer
sitze brücke gucke skyline rieche sommerwind
December 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
wisst ihr noch sommer
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es ist wahr ihc bjn 1 tuage nihcts ein tu nicht gu t ein rum triebber ein trebe gäanger ein nihcxts nuzz ein hallo dri ja gar ejn so ge nannter tage deibb
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
es ist wahr ihc bjn 1 tuage nihcts ein tu nicht gu t ein rum triebber ein trebe gäanger ein nihcxts nuzz ein hallo dri ja gar ejn so ge nannter tage deibb
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make today your BEST day for the shareholders
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
make today your BEST day for the shareholders
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*derbste dokumentations stimme* die mangelwirtschaft in der brd führte oft zu szenen wie dieser. stunden vor ladenöffnung stehen meist die männlichen familienmitglieder bei minusgraden in der schlange, um feuerwerk zu ergattern. ein begehrtes luxusgut, importiert aus dem kommunistischen china.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
*derbste dokumentations stimme* die mangelwirtschaft in der brd führte oft zu szenen wie dieser. stunden vor ladenöffnung stehen meist die männlichen familienmitglieder bei minusgraden in der schlange, um feuerwerk zu ergattern. ein begehrtes luxusgut, importiert aus dem kommunistischen china.
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Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
YouTube removed another of my anti-videogame gambling videos for being pro-gambling.
What a fucking farce of a website.
What a fucking farce of a website.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
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Stuff like this is low-key one of the most brain scorching things about parenting right now
They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Just had to check
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Stuff like this is low-key one of the most brain scorching things about parenting right now
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Just had to check
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just had to check
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Ein Kollaborateur des Faschismus war also jahrelang oberster Schützer der Verfassung.
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Ein Kollaborateur des Faschismus war also jahrelang oberster Schützer der Verfassung.
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
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i get why they'd redact evidence of trump in the files before they're released, but going through and deleting the files with pictures of trump that they accidentally forgot to redact post-release is just absurd. we already know they were friends and spent time together. what are you doing
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i get why they'd redact evidence of trump in the files before they're released, but going through and deleting the files with pictures of trump that they accidentally forgot to redact post-release is just absurd. we already know they were friends and spent time together. what are you doing
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this level is making me feel like, yeah, this moveset is working :)
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
this level is making me feel like, yeah, this moveset is working :)
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lass mal mehr nachdenkliche longform journalism stories machen was für ein gespaltenes kompliziertes land die usa sind LOL LOLMAO
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
lass mal mehr nachdenkliche longform journalism stories machen was für ein gespaltenes kompliziertes land die usa sind LOL LOLMAO
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
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reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
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Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
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Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
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It's not.
Hope that helps!
Hope that helps!
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It's not.
Hope that helps!
Hope that helps!
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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creativity is the process, not the final product. You're eliminating the process from the equation.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
creativity is the process, not the final product. You're eliminating the process from the equation.