koontzy
@koontzy.bsky.social
what is your spaghetti policy here?
when the fuck did bowling become a $100 activity for two people???
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
when the fuck did bowling become a $100 activity for two people???
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
Chicago Pope channeled the power of God to the Bears
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Chicago Pope channeled the power of God to the Bears
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Football weather.
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Football weather.
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Dang the jeopardy guy is based
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Dang the jeopardy guy is based
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championship habits yield championship results
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
championship habits yield championship results
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Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
decided to bring this to life
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Indiana Hoosiers Mandate of Heaven
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Indiana Hoosiers Mandate of Heaven
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
holy shit the falcons did it, they deposed the vizier!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
holy shit the falcons did it, they deposed the vizier!!!!!
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😂🖕🏾⚜️🖕🏾😂
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
😂🖕🏾⚜️🖕🏾😂
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
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It's awesome.
If you want a home playoff game, win your damn division. I know it's not fair. It's not supposed to be fair! It's supposed to make division rivalries stronger and it works.
Win your division.
If you want a home playoff game, win your damn division. I know it's not fair. It's not supposed to be fair! It's supposed to make division rivalries stronger and it works.
Win your division.
It’s a travesty that either of these teams get a home playoff game.
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It's awesome.
If you want a home playoff game, win your damn division. I know it's not fair. It's not supposed to be fair! It's supposed to make division rivalries stronger and it works.
Win your division.
If you want a home playoff game, win your damn division. I know it's not fair. It's not supposed to be fair! It's supposed to make division rivalries stronger and it works.
Win your division.
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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ANNIHILATION (2018)
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
ANNIHILATION (2018)