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40mg of dog prozac and a crisp leaded protein shake in a trench coat
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BRING BACK XYPHOID PROCESSING JOBS TO AMERICA
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it's the most wonderful time of the year (Folgers incest commercial season)
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it's the most wonderful time of the year (Folgers incest commercial season)
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It's all the Zyrtec in the water supply, man, that's why nobody sneezes anymore
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's all the Zyrtec in the water supply, man, that's why nobody sneezes anymore
yeah you could say i’ve got some lavender tendencies
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
yeah you could say i’ve got some lavender tendencies
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It’s crazy that 62 years after the JFK assassination we still haven’t solved the mystery of what “JFK” stood for
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s crazy that 62 years after the JFK assassination we still haven’t solved the mystery of what “JFK” stood for
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how can yum brands expect me to live más under these conditions
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
how can yum brands expect me to live más under these conditions
concept: taking a medically necessary pause from steroids and calling it a t break
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
concept: taking a medically necessary pause from steroids and calling it a t break
no more pennies bc of woke. no more penny for your thoughts. it’s a nickel now. inflation. freak out and sell everything.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
no more pennies bc of woke. no more penny for your thoughts. it’s a nickel now. inflation. freak out and sell everything.
shohei ohtani please throw a tennis ball for decoy and/or carlos on camera. please. yamamoto, you too, brother. really throw it. like it’s a baseball. if possible.please.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
shohei ohtani please throw a tennis ball for decoy and/or carlos on camera. please. yamamoto, you too, brother. really throw it. like it’s a baseball. if possible.please.
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
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chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
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someone needs to take one for the team and radicalize chuck schumers kids until they start calling him a cuck at thanksgiving dinner
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
someone needs to take one for the team and radicalize chuck schumers kids until they start calling him a cuck at thanksgiving dinner
do we think chuck schumer used a ghostwriter or is he really onto something with this whole starvation as a submission tool (SAASt)
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
do we think chuck schumer used a ghostwriter or is he really onto something with this whole starvation as a submission tool (SAASt)
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chuck schumer’s entire political strategy is to sit on the train tracks and negotiate with the oncoming train to put a cow-catcher on before it plows through him at 200mph
September 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
chuck schumer’s entire political strategy is to sit on the train tracks and negotiate with the oncoming train to put a cow-catcher on before it plows through him at 200mph
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Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
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i like reaping what i sow. i sowed yummy vegetables to feed my family thru the winter. sowing rules actually
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i like reaping what i sow. i sowed yummy vegetables to feed my family thru the winter. sowing rules actually
rest in piss dick cheney, chief architect of the war on being alive. we have the watch from here and will see you in hell.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
rest in piss dick cheney, chief architect of the war on being alive. we have the watch from here and will see you in hell.
I hope harry whittington can rest for the first time since 2006 now that he can stop looking over his shoulder for dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I hope harry whittington can rest for the first time since 2006 now that he can stop looking over his shoulder for dick cheney
hey siri? play alejandro kirk music on spotify
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hey siri? play alejandro kirk music on spotify
addison barger has just thrown 5 consecutive strikeouts in the home run derby
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
addison barger has just thrown 5 consecutive strikeouts in the home run derby
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baseball sickos stop pretending you don’t love pain
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
baseball sickos stop pretending you don’t love pain
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ads injected into an at-bat is the enshittfication of the World Series
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ads injected into an at-bat is the enshittfication of the World Series
bring back baseball satanic panic: no AI, gambling, crypto, halftime shows, digital ads in parks, projecting logos onto the mound,
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
bring back baseball satanic panic: no AI, gambling, crypto, halftime shows, digital ads in parks, projecting logos onto the mound,