Kobayashi Maroon
@kobayashimaroon.bsky.social
Husband, dad, attorney, Midwesterner. Former Republican and nicer in real life.
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Everyone laughed when I explained my plan to shit myself thin but who’s laughing now? Nobody that’s who
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
www.seattletimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Everyone laughed when I explained my plan to shit myself thin but who’s laughing now? Nobody that’s who
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“MY WIFE DOESN’T KNOW” I text to my wife
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“MY WIFE DOESN’T KNOW” I text to my wife
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The whole point is not just the state disappearing whoever they want, it's you being in the habit of accepting the state choosing whom to disappear, without question. It's submission to the state. Same as with Gitmo after 9/11. The state's judgment must not be questioned.
March 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The whole point is not just the state disappearing whoever they want, it's you being in the habit of accepting the state choosing whom to disappear, without question. It's submission to the state. Same as with Gitmo after 9/11. The state's judgment must not be questioned.
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The answer to “Biden has violated a norm by pardoning Hunter” isn’t “no he hasn’t violated that norm” or “it’s justified to violate that norm” but “BULLSHIT that’s a norm.” In fact, political pardons have been offered by both Republicans and Democrats.
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December 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
The answer to “Biden has violated a norm by pardoning Hunter” isn’t “no he hasn’t violated that norm” or “it’s justified to violate that norm” but “BULLSHIT that’s a norm.” In fact, political pardons have been offered by both Republicans and Democrats.
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Tommy got his Putin talking points scrambled.
November 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Tommy got his Putin talking points scrambled.
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ok, but how do the firemen get up the pole?
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
ok, but how do the firemen get up the pole?
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I just had lunch at a place with a fry board and at least two people accidentally ate enough that they couldn't eat their entree
November 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I just had lunch at a place with a fry board and at least two people accidentally ate enough that they couldn't eat their entree
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Welcome to Bluesky! Where links aren't throttled, Nazis aren't coddled, and every few days, the logo remodeled.
November 19, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Welcome to Bluesky! Where links aren't throttled, Nazis aren't coddled, and every few days, the logo remodeled.
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i thought of it and then had no choice but to draw it
October 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
i thought of it and then had no choice but to draw it
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In my opinion, you should buy the worst website you can think of.
Hi Bluesky! 👋🏽 I'm a reporter covering journalism innovation and the future of news for @niemanlab.org!
I'm interested in business models, creative engagement strategies, and journalist-driven efforts to move our industry forward. I love international stories and learning about news in new places!
I'm interested in business models, creative engagement strategies, and journalist-driven efforts to move our industry forward. I love international stories and learning about news in new places!
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 PM
In my opinion, you should buy the worst website you can think of.
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There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones
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Pretty disappointed still in the lack of undocumented immigrant voter turnout.
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Pretty disappointed still in the lack of undocumented immigrant voter turnout.
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John Bolton on Tulsi Gabbard: "I thought it was the worst cabinet-level appointment in history until I heard about the Matt Gaetz appointment."
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
John Bolton on Tulsi Gabbard: "I thought it was the worst cabinet-level appointment in history until I heard about the Matt Gaetz appointment."
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Trump: I'm the champion liar
RFK Jr.: Toucan play that game
RFK Jr.: Toucan play that game
RFK Jr. claims Canadian Froot Loops have 3 ingredients. They have 17.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has thoughts about the food dyes used in Canada’s Froot Loops vs. the American version of the cereal.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Trump: I'm the champion liar
RFK Jr.: Toucan play that game
RFK Jr.: Toucan play that game
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Judge Algenon Marbley, a Clinton appointee in Ohio, has rescinded his decision to leave active service, preventing Trump from appointing his successor after Biden never nominated anyone to take his seat. 1.next.westlaw.com/Document/Ibe...
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November 11, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Judge Algenon Marbley, a Clinton appointee in Ohio, has rescinded his decision to leave active service, preventing Trump from appointing his successor after Biden never nominated anyone to take his seat. 1.next.westlaw.com/Document/Ibe...
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ACLU took a full page ad in the NYT
November 12, 2024 at 1:25 AM
ACLU took a full page ad in the NYT
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I am in the process of transitioning from that cesspool known as Twitter (I refuse to call it X). This is my first post on Blue Sky. I am still in shock from last week so I can only offer this image I took a couple of weeks ago from my backyard. The Horsehead Nebula. Helps keep the perspective!
November 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I am in the process of transitioning from that cesspool known as Twitter (I refuse to call it X). This is my first post on Blue Sky. I am still in shock from last week so I can only offer this image I took a couple of weeks ago from my backyard. The Horsehead Nebula. Helps keep the perspective!
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It's that time again. Come on down!
November 11, 2024 at 9:34 AM
It's that time again. Come on down!
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I’m sure someone has made this comparison but it’s like after 9/11 we decided to vote for another 9/11
November 6, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I’m sure someone has made this comparison but it’s like after 9/11 we decided to vote for another 9/11
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It's been said (@joshtpm.bsky.social prominently, among others) that Trump's only redeeming feature is the regularity with which he humiliates and then abandons his biggest sycophants.
November 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
It's been said (@joshtpm.bsky.social prominently, among others) that Trump's only redeeming feature is the regularity with which he humiliates and then abandons his biggest sycophants.
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