kitschmade
knotgoblin.bsky.social
kitschmade
@knotgoblin.bsky.social
dumb + bass
wombat hadjar? #f1
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
dreamed a version of rapp snitch knishes called long britches, about wearing long underwears
January 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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I couldn’t NOT draw a steamboat willie, so
January 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
lol the way they made it dennis reynolds

is he a sexy man? maybe? thats not really my field
but is he *THE* sexy man ??

tbf he could be the sexiest man most likely to self skinsuit
are u really boymoding if ur not wearing one of these?
January 5, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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January 5, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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so here i am getting high and typing "V12" in to the search bar of facebook marketplace, when what should I find but the most incredible car photo I have ever seen in a car for sale posting in my entire life:
January 5, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: i have just invented a device that lets you speak with other people from far away

WATSON: cool what’s it called

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: just you so far
November 29, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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new story up now. GOLD TOWER. on substack 👍 infinitegossip.substack.com/p/gold-tower
GOLD TOWER
One light on the switchboard was off.
infinitegossip.substack.com
December 1, 2023 at 8:09 AM
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I tried warning him. I said “Henry, you’re much too old to take a Pedigree from Triple H.” But he wouldn’t listen. The man was just too committed to sports entertainment
November 30, 2023 at 5:29 AM
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The juxtaposition of these two headlines is like art
November 14, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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Screaming and crying because I learned about a $200 teddy bear that looks like he fucks.
November 14, 2023 at 1:02 AM
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Corn Dave
November 10, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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Enjoy the Reformation and Halloween with the classic 95 Reese's being nailed to a door
October 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
oh word?
October 1, 2023 at 12:00 PM
me when the (sut hit
October 1, 2023 at 11:56 AM
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ok enough time has passed that i can admit that last year when the queen died i made a fake notice that no one was allowed to post on the community center bulletin board out of respect for the queen and took down everyones scams and church pamphlets and posted it up there
September 23, 2023 at 1:28 AM
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Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
September 22, 2023 at 7:47 AM
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My Uber is here
September 21, 2023 at 11:56 AM
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September 14, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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if it takes longer than 6 seconds for a password reset email or text to go through the company's dev team should be fired. if it takes longer than a minute the business should be shuttered. if it takes longer than 5 minutes i can't say what should happen to everyone involved but it's bad
September 11, 2023 at 5:49 PM