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This is true. This was considered the height of comedy and was a massive hit for BBC.

It still causes harm today as some people rush to say "I'm black and don't find this racist" in comments under videos and white people championing these skits as witty satire.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I wish I was David Walliams biggest hater but I'm sure his victims and the thousands impacted by his bigotry.

So many kids were subjected to the cruel jokes their peers and adults repeated after seeing it on the BBC.

The cultural impact was total as it indulged the British hobby of punching down
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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When I say Walliams sexually assaulted teens and minors on stage as part of a skit I'm not kidding.

When I tried to find the video of it I found it was blocked due to breaking YouTube guidelines on sexual content.

It's from the Des Kaye character and the part of the skit called "Hide the sausage"
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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So like a decent % of Scrubs is just guys oggling women.

And the occasional transphobic slur as I just found out.

TV really sucked back then
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Golly, I shore would like to live inside a building as January approaches
Go help trans people get housing, go help trans people get hormones, go help trans people get money and food and jobs and everything else we need to not just survive but to thrive

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Goddamn watching Anthony Joshua pick Jake Paul apart while Jake Paul spent the entire time running, hugging, falling and grabbing ankles was fucking satisfying.

And that last combo was just *chef kiss*, rocked that boy lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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lots of people on here complaining that they redacted the names of government officials but did you consider it would probably feel bad to be named in the epstein files? that it might hurt their feelings? right before christmas?
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Reposting this with alt text.

Delete your Twitter. Now.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The eagerness to call us "biological males" was pretty alarming!

Ignoring the fact that "biological sex" is a loaded, political term pushed by Gender-Conservatives to treat trans people as unnatural---my biology has fucking changed! That's kind of the point!
Like, at first glance, I thought a fucking TERF had written it. It took me a little bit to realise this was a cis "ally" "defending us"

Stop this and actually fucking LISTEN to trans people and look up the science and stop doing this. It hurts us and we don't appreciate it
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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It is 2025. The EHRC in the UK keeps trying to materialize a trans bathroom ban out of a muddled UKSC opinion third-sexing all trans people. A bill to criminalise those who provide trans minors with transition care passed in the US House of Representatives.

And cis "allies" still think this helps.
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Brilliant news from Aotearoa New Zealand, where trans health professionals have won an interim halt to the country's politically-driven puberty blocker ban. Wishing them all the best for further legal action.
PATHA's statement follows: “This is a win for trans young people, their whānau, and the health professionals who care for them. The High Court has recognised the harm this ban will cause, and the significant issues in the decision Cabinet made to restrict access to this life-saving care.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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there's no version where you accidentally do it or you didn't understand it and just did it anyway or you're just a small small baby and it's your first day on planet earth it's racist
As the year of 2025 comes to a close, I'd just like to remind everyone that pulling your eyes into a slant is racist. The gesture has always been racist, and there is no interpretation where it's not.
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Remember when you censored Judith Butler for calling the gender-critical movement fascist? Or when you ran an editorial both sides-ing gender identity reform? Or when you quoted a transphobic hate group as a neutral source? Or when you basically republished one of their press releases verbatim?
With the world in flux, our commitment to clear, agenda-free reporting has never been stronger.

Back factual reporting by supporting the Guardian today. theguardian.com/support/eoy-sc
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Does anyone know what the chances are of the Levy review calling for an end to all trans healthcare on the NHS? I have several people in my life genuinely panicking and terrified of this right now, and I don't know how to answer that question.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Please help me afford food if you can.
I'm struggling to find work due to multiple disabilities including long covid, I'm broke, my fridge is empty, and I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills.

If you feel like making an old trans lesbian's life a little better, my Paypal/cashapp/venmo info is in my bio.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Never forget the Hozier is a real one
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I keep thinking of Beth Upton today, who won against an absolutely foul, racist bigot, and should be having the best day, but is still being monstered by our entire media, for the crime of merely existing as her authentic self and doing a job in the NHS that helps people, all day every day.
#C4News went above & beyond, reporting:

"a nurse has won a harassment claim against Dr Beth Upton."

No she didn't. NHS FIFE harassed her, not Upton.

This is almost defamatory, & they mentioned none of the dismissed parts or the implications for trans women in SS spaces. I complained to Ofcom.
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I know I've said this before but it is in your cold, hard business interest to make a space welcoming to the largest number of people possible. a handful of bigots will not keep your pub alive, even if that's what you want to welcome.

and, y'know. it's morally right to be a decent person
Been to a pub and had a lovely chat with one of the people running it about how important it is to be welcoming to trans people. I think more pubs could learn that being a community asset involves welcoming everyone, not just your mates.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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We all know the HR answer to this will be don't hire trans people ever. Which won't be much of a change coz it's pretty much what they already do.
HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.

They are a threat to every organisation.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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You know, infuriating and a shameful betrayal though the BBC and other media's misreporting of the Sandie Peggie judgment is, it also doesn't really matter.

What matters is the judgment which lawyers will read, use to advise their clients, and inclusion will be the winner.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The tribunal seemed very unimpressed by the fact that Peggie waited around to challenge Upton, and considered this an impermissible manifestation of her beliefs.
An important point to come out of the Sandie Peggie case is that 'gender critical' employees can't take matters into their own hands and confront trans employees. If they do that it is likely to be harassment/ bullying/ a hate incident.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM