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@kiki.whitecanof.monster
“This bitch got soup for brains but I love her for it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”
“…an absolute treasure”
“kiki will be walking this deserted earth in a thousand years”
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“…an absolute treasure”
“kiki will be walking this deserted earth in a thousand years”
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@kiki.whitecanof.monster
· Jun 18
come one come all to the bsky artist alley feed! *all* kinds of art are welcome! we’d love to have you! please let me know if you would like to be included ❤️
you don’t have to be an artist to follow along in the feed! the more the merrier! 🎨 #bskyart
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you don’t have to be an artist to follow along in the feed! the more the merrier! 🎨 #bskyart
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losing my faith in humanity, as a treat
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
losing my faith in humanity, as a treat
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Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
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backing into a parking space is for cops
getting the pullthrough, however, is for comrades.
a curious duality.
getting the pullthrough, however, is for comrades.
a curious duality.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
backing into a parking space is for cops
getting the pullthrough, however, is for comrades.
a curious duality.
getting the pullthrough, however, is for comrades.
a curious duality.
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The thing is. Imagine if anyone spoke to you like this in real life. There's approximately a 50% chance you'd punch them in the face. Every day is such an utter fucking disgrace to the presidency.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The thing is. Imagine if anyone spoke to you like this in real life. There's approximately a 50% chance you'd punch them in the face. Every day is such an utter fucking disgrace to the presidency.
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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the secret to healing the ills of the world is shared nicotine dependency
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the secret to healing the ills of the world is shared nicotine dependency
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popeye: *devours entire can of spinach*
olive oyl, under her breath: never eats me like that..
olive oyl, under her breath: never eats me like that..
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
popeye: *devours entire can of spinach*
olive oyl, under her breath: never eats me like that..
olive oyl, under her breath: never eats me like that..
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Midnight mantis (this month's patreon 💌)
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Midnight mantis (this month's patreon 💌)
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
I wish I had a secret path to the work bathroom so I wouldn’t have to interact with people
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wish I had a secret path to the work bathroom so I wouldn’t have to interact with people
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this is just like when he play-acted at being a Mcdonalds cook and a garbage driver. That man has never truly put in a hard day's shift at the dicksucking factory, he's just appropriating the working-class aesthetic.
smh some straight guys suck 1 dick and think they deserve to be president 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
this is just like when he play-acted at being a Mcdonalds cook and a garbage driver. That man has never truly put in a hard day's shift at the dicksucking factory, he's just appropriating the working-class aesthetic.
smh some straight guys suck 1 dick and think they deserve to be president 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
smh some straight guys suck 1 dick and think they deserve to be president 🙄
listening to yacht rock while i do soul sucking activities so i can pretend i want to be here
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
listening to yacht rock while i do soul sucking activities so i can pretend i want to be here
I gotta stay up to date
I'm like "aw I shouldn't be scrolling Tumblr at the game" I look over and see @kiki.whitecanof.monster scrolling at the speed of fucking light on bluesky
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I gotta stay up to date
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Some ducks look like they should have arms. Others, not so much
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Some ducks look like they should have arms. Others, not so much
so uh.. do I just keep all my pennies now?
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
so uh.. do I just keep all my pennies now?
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work days should be shorter in the winter
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
work days should be shorter in the winter
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😭😭😭😭 NO FUCK NOOOOOOOOO I WAS TRYING TO SEARCH FIREPLACE IDLE SCREEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SWEAR IM NOT—ok..
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
😭😭😭😭 NO FUCK NOOOOOOOOO I WAS TRYING TO SEARCH FIREPLACE IDLE SCREEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SWEAR IM NOT—ok..
anyway, get your mammograms and other preventative screenings if you can afford it
there’s just something about an appointment before work that is very much not the vibe
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
anyway, get your mammograms and other preventative screenings if you can afford it
there’s just something about an appointment before work that is very much not the vibe
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
there’s just something about an appointment before work that is very much not the vibe
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The pink stars are born of our love, I think.
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The pink stars are born of our love, I think.
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground