Kelsey Albers
@kelseyalbers.bsky.social
Elder millennial with strong opinions.
Also easily confused by social media.
Also easily confused by social media.
“Where are the children?”?!?!?!?!?!?
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Where are the children?”?!?!?!?!?!?
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
Probably on lockdown because there are unknown men trying to force their way in, you creepy fucker.
My grown up Christmas wish is that this is HIS last Christmas.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My grown up Christmas wish is that this is HIS last Christmas.
But we already knew this. We all heard the tape in 2016, and the deplorables still cast their vote.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
If it was anybody else, the discovery of a letter from one convicted paedophile to another convicted paedophile, saying, "Hey, remember that friend of ours who we watched definitely being a paedophile," would result in an immediate arrest.
Your move, America.
Your move, America.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
But we already knew this. We all heard the tape in 2016, and the deplorables still cast their vote.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
Dems should have relentlessly prosecuted him for assault, sedition, fraud, and all the other things when he was out of power. In the name of unity?
The lesson: Next time, don’t blink.
Trump to his followers: Well, if a person complains about me too much and they die, then so be it. Wink wink.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump to his followers: Well, if a person complains about me too much and they die, then so be it. Wink wink.
So. If you can now afford 34 or 35 less dolls for your children, what happens if you used to only be able to afford 2 loaves of bread? You eat -34 or -35 loaves?
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So. If you can now afford 34 or 35 less dolls for your children, what happens if you used to only be able to afford 2 loaves of bread? You eat -34 or -35 loaves?
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
This is why you don’t have to hand it to fascists.
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
Wait. What?
ANA SWANSON: Does the administration value Fed independence?
PETER NAVARRO: We value a Fed that understands the chess board and will do the right thing independent of political consideration
(That's not exactly a yes)
PETER NAVARRO: We value a Fed that understands the chess board and will do the right thing independent of political consideration
(That's not exactly a yes)
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wait. What?
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
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NEW: After one of Kristi Noem’s major financial supporters contacted her, the DHS chief quickly expedited more than $11 million of federal money to rebuild a historic pier in Naples, Florida, records obtained by ProPublica show.
Kristi Noem Fast-Tracked Millions in Disaster Aid to Florida Tourist Attraction After Campaign Donor Intervened
The DHS chief has been widely criticized for slowing down FEMA’s response after natural disasters. Texts and emails obtained by ProPublica point to an effective way to get help faster: have one of Noe...
www.propublica.org
September 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
NEW: After one of Kristi Noem’s major financial supporters contacted her, the DHS chief quickly expedited more than $11 million of federal money to rebuild a historic pier in Naples, Florida, records obtained by ProPublica show.
Current status: SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS
Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not—that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Current status: SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS
I just can’t even. So 👏🏼 many 👏🏼 women 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 going 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 needlessly 👏🏼 suffer 👏🏼
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I just can’t even. So 👏🏼 many 👏🏼 women 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 going 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 needlessly 👏🏼 suffer 👏🏼
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
He can fuck all the way off.
And next time he gargles orders for a Diet Coke, someone please tell him it’s too much liquid.
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This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
I’d rather risk skydiving without a parachute than risk following any political party Musk cooks up.
Musk is pitching the America party as both a centrist party (because the two parties are too polarized) and an alternative to a uniparty (because the two parties are too similar).
July 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’d rather risk skydiving without a parachute than risk following any political party Musk cooks up.
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Laughing in front of cages designed to hold migrants and refugees, many of whom came to this country fleeing extreme violence and poverty, and hoping to raise their children in a more compassionate country. And many of whom followed all the legal procedures to enter the country.
July 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Laughing in front of cages designed to hold migrants and refugees, many of whom came to this country fleeing extreme violence and poverty, and hoping to raise their children in a more compassionate country. And many of whom followed all the legal procedures to enter the country.
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that clever president trump, he is ALWAYS coming up with things no one has ever thought of before!
see also, groceries
see also, groceries
June 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
that clever president trump, he is ALWAYS coming up with things no one has ever thought of before!
see also, groceries
see also, groceries
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Something I am thinking about right now is that a 3 million dollar program that allows abused women to take their pets with them to domestic violence shelters is about to be cut because “we don’t have the money” but the government is about to spend 1000000000x more than that to bomb people
June 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Something I am thinking about right now is that a 3 million dollar program that allows abused women to take their pets with them to domestic violence shelters is about to be cut because “we don’t have the money” but the government is about to spend 1000000000x more than that to bomb people
If you give conservatives an inch, they will run over your body, drag it a mile, burn it, spit on it, then leave it to the media vultures to pick clean.
The conservative movement is lying about basically every empirical "debate" of our time, from climate change to voter fraud to vaccines. Why is it so impossible for reactionary centrists to contemplate the possibility they're lying about trans healthcare too?
No, New York Times. That's not what trans people are saying.
June 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you give conservatives an inch, they will run over your body, drag it a mile, burn it, spit on it, then leave it to the media vultures to pick clean.
I quite quit my dad years ago. From experience, I learned that pointing out the ways he hurt me only resulted in him hurting me more. Why make a big exit?
If he had an ounce of self awareness, he would ask how he may have contributed.
I’d guess the signs are there, but no one is looking.
If he had an ounce of self awareness, he would ask how he may have contributed.
I’d guess the signs are there, but no one is looking.
I also know people who have done this and it's been a years-long, excruciating process. The idea that millions of people are cutting off their own parents for slight transgressions or after a single therapy appointment requires *very* good evidence for me to believe it.
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People don’t just do this for fun. I cut my mom off last year after 40 years of chaos. I offered to help her, but she rejected any terms that didn’t allow her to continue her gambling and spending compulsion. Despite all that, it was and is still extremely painful.
May 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I quite quit my dad years ago. From experience, I learned that pointing out the ways he hurt me only resulted in him hurting me more. Why make a big exit?
If he had an ounce of self awareness, he would ask how he may have contributed.
I’d guess the signs are there, but no one is looking.
If he had an ounce of self awareness, he would ask how he may have contributed.
I’d guess the signs are there, but no one is looking.
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
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So, while he was in Qatar, while the peace talks were taking place in Turkey, while he was theoretically trying to persuade Iran to renew the nuclear-peace deal he cancelled, and while he was theoretically trying to broker a Gaza peace, the president was posting about whether Taylor Swift is “hot”
May 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So, while he was in Qatar, while the peace talks were taking place in Turkey, while he was theoretically trying to persuade Iran to renew the nuclear-peace deal he cancelled, and while he was theoretically trying to broker a Gaza peace, the president was posting about whether Taylor Swift is “hot”
If I’m not allowed to give my daughter 30 dolls for Christmas, I don’t think Trump should be allowed to accept a gold plated jet.
I mean, we all have to hang tough for the economy, right?
I mean, we all have to hang tough for the economy, right?
May 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
If I’m not allowed to give my daughter 30 dolls for Christmas, I don’t think Trump should be allowed to accept a gold plated jet.
I mean, we all have to hang tough for the economy, right?
I mean, we all have to hang tough for the economy, right?
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This statistic blew my mind
May 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This statistic blew my mind
Well. Yes. 👀
So just to recap, the Transportation Secretary is scared shitless of public transport. The Education Secretary is being sued for enabling child sex abuse. The Health Secretary is bringing back measles. And the Defense Secretary is texting classified war plans to the editor in chief of the Atlantic
That would be Secretary of Education Linda McMahon who's being sued for aiding and abetting systemic child molestation, just to be clear
April 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Well. Yes. 👀