Adam
@kels316.bsky.social
Rescue, land rovers, drones, random nonsense.
Waleed Aly is the public intellectual for people who think Dave Hughes is a comedian.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Waleed Aly is the public intellectual for people who think Dave Hughes is a comedian.
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In the UK, McDonald’s is trying to pass off this monstrosity as an Australian delicacy
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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every military person who served in the era of brass barracks fixtures is fucking screaming at this.
Trump: Take a look at this if you want to see detail. Most people do a sign and paint it on the wall. So that's half inch thick bronze. Carved. By a very talented person. And it's brass. It's pure brass.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
every military person who served in the era of brass barracks fixtures is fucking screaming at this.
say what you want about worshipping unknown gods, dude. At least its an ethos.
a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .
ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
say what you want about worshipping unknown gods, dude. At least its an ethos.
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its been decades since anyone died of spider bite in Australia
Australia banned the episode of Peppa Pig that told you not to be afraid of spiders. we should certainly ban the ad that tells people who have never been camping to ask a chatbot for advice. without LOCAL, CURRENT advice, camping can be extremely dangerous. it kills way more people than spider bites
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
its been decades since anyone died of spider bite in Australia
I think that penguin cunt might be on to something. Give Victoria independence. Then immediately declare war, invade and merge it into South Australia.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think that penguin cunt might be on to something. Give Victoria independence. Then immediately declare war, invade and merge it into South Australia.
the victorian police state continues unwavering towards full authoritarianism.
📢 Offenders as young as 14 face life in jail under Premier Jacinta Allan’s plan to enforce “adult time for violent crime”, including home invasions, carjackings and armed robbery.
Children to be tried as adults in youth justice overhaul
www.smh.com.au
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the victorian police state continues unwavering towards full authoritarianism.
new James Bond script just leaked: it turns out 'the top table' from John Wick is MI6 or some shit, Wick is now 007. The movies are considerably better from here out.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
new James Bond script just leaked: it turns out 'the top table' from John Wick is MI6 or some shit, Wick is now 007. The movies are considerably better from here out.
has Teen Vogue rebranded as Girl Croosh yet?
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
has Teen Vogue rebranded as Girl Croosh yet?
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“If someone is about to masturbate during No Nut November, you now get a free Optimus, and it’s just going to stand in your bedroom and stare at you while displaying your mother’s face and stop you from masturbating. Other than that you get to do everything.”
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“If someone is about to masturbate during No Nut November, you now get a free Optimus, and it’s just going to stand in your bedroom and stare at you while displaying your mother’s face and stop you from masturbating. Other than that you get to do everything.”
I had a job with PE, it fucking sucked
There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I had a job with PE, it fucking sucked
a robot that stops you doing crime? His fucking brain chip was right there, what's he doing man?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
a robot that stops you doing crime? His fucking brain chip was right there, what's he doing man?
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i don’t care if i’m out of line
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i don’t care if i’m out of line
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
this kid is gunna crash out so fucking hard when his peers learn to count to 10 like he can, in 3 months. Lmao. Brain damaged shit.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
this kid is gunna crash out so fucking hard when his peers learn to count to 10 like he can, in 3 months. Lmao. Brain damaged shit.
what the actual fuck
Deceased estates are often a mixed bag, but the latest offerings in property market hot spots have got Queensland buyers excited.
Property hunters snap up bargain beachside and waterfront homes
Deceased estates are often a mixed bag, but the latest offerings in property market hot spots have got Queensland buyers excited.
www.abc.net.au
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
what the actual fuck
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
found the spreadsheet gronks
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
found the spreadsheet gronks
no one ever did it twice
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
no one ever did it twice
none of us will be truly free until the olympics is dead and every person involved in the IOC is in the Omelas Hole.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
none of us will be truly free until the olympics is dead and every person involved in the IOC is in the Omelas Hole.
oh the olympics is bad? Huge news.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
oh the olympics is bad? Huge news.
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I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
I for one am glad the owners of the Wiggles IP got a little richer by selling kids a product that kills them. It's not enough to be incredibly wealthy, you have to keep getting more wealthy at any expense.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I for one am glad the owners of the Wiggles IP got a little richer by selling kids a product that kills them. It's not enough to be incredibly wealthy, you have to keep getting more wealthy at any expense.