Kelp
@kelp-5017.bsky.social
WaWa
PFP by @finsharkoo.bsky.social
Banner by @chilcu.bsky.social
Formerly Kelp_5017
Me like tanks and shit
Proud Queernadian
Gleep Glorp for king of da world
PFP by @finsharkoo.bsky.social
Banner by @chilcu.bsky.social
Formerly Kelp_5017
Me like tanks and shit
Proud Queernadian
Gleep Glorp for king of da world
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Kelp
@kelp-5017.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Gonna use this as an opportunity to say I FUCKING LOVE LPTs
That is all
That is all
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)
November 3, 2024 at 12:43 AM
blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)
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blunt force masculinization
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
blunt force masculinization
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🎉GIVEAWAY TIME🎉
We are giving away an Pentagram Harness or Daryl harness set which comes with a collar and leash.
Make sure you’re following, repost and comment your favourite colour below 👇
The winner will be drawn before our next opening, Nov 25th at 10pm ARGENTINA
We are giving away an Pentagram Harness or Daryl harness set which comes with a collar and leash.
Make sure you’re following, repost and comment your favourite colour below 👇
The winner will be drawn before our next opening, Nov 25th at 10pm ARGENTINA
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🎉GIVEAWAY TIME🎉
We are giving away an Pentagram Harness or Daryl harness set which comes with a collar and leash.
Make sure you’re following, repost and comment your favourite colour below 👇
The winner will be drawn before our next opening, Nov 25th at 10pm ARGENTINA
We are giving away an Pentagram Harness or Daryl harness set which comes with a collar and leash.
Make sure you’re following, repost and comment your favourite colour below 👇
The winner will be drawn before our next opening, Nov 25th at 10pm ARGENTINA
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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#portfolioday Its that time of year again! Names Shaun, concept artist/designer. I guess im known for these little fellas, cool sci fi street cleaners. Speaking of which, got a cool announcement coming related to these, stay tuned! 😉
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
#portfolioday Its that time of year again! Names Shaun, concept artist/designer. I guess im known for these little fellas, cool sci fi street cleaners. Speaking of which, got a cool announcement coming related to these, stay tuned! 😉
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If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests
Gaming Copilot, rolling out now to Windows 11, adds a new attack surface to Windows.
doublepulsar.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
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foxes were created when the design bureau behind wolves submitted a smaller, more aerodynamic, more independent variant of the design to fulfill a procurement requirement for small predators
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
foxes were created when the design bureau behind wolves submitted a smaller, more aerodynamic, more independent variant of the design to fulfill a procurement requirement for small predators
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Worth noting: After the end of the three-year pilot program this year, the Irish government found that for every pound invested, they got 43% profit. Keeping artists alive and financially safe is not just for moral good, it's also beneficial in terms of economics. Just let artists keep making art.
Ireland Offers $1,500 Monthly Basic Income for Artists to Support Innovation
Ireland Offers $1,500 Monthly Basic Income for Artists to Support Innovation and Creativity
What do you think of this program? Should other countries follow suit?
mymodernmet.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Worth noting: After the end of the three-year pilot program this year, the Irish government found that for every pound invested, they got 43% profit. Keeping artists alive and financially safe is not just for moral good, it's also beneficial in terms of economics. Just let artists keep making art.
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The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing.
Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.
Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird
Media: trans activist criticizes media
Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.
Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird
Media: trans activist criticizes media
October 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing.
Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.
Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird
Media: trans activist criticizes media
Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.
Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird
Media: trans activist criticizes media
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And here’s one created from scratch by an actual human artist: typo.social/@eWalthert/1...
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
And here’s one created from scratch by an actual human artist: typo.social/@eWalthert/1...
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I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20
June 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20
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researching a maritime disaster in 2025:
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
researching a maritime disaster in 2025:
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat
Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes
Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
August 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
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"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
September 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
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“build factories in our country or else, and if you do build them here we will arrest, torture and humiliate your workers”
incoherent cruelty for the sake of incoherent cruelty
incoherent cruelty for the sake of incoherent cruelty
korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
September 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“build factories in our country or else, and if you do build them here we will arrest, torture and humiliate your workers”
incoherent cruelty for the sake of incoherent cruelty
incoherent cruelty for the sake of incoherent cruelty
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August 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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10/10, no notes
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
10/10, no notes