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Me like tanks and shit
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Gleep Glorp for king of da world
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the bi harness must be mine. it was foretold in ancient prophecy
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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And here’s one created from scratch by an actual human artist: typo.social/@eWalthert/1...
Portland Frog motive based on Shepard Fairey Obama motive and the Al created HOP meme by Zachary Hunter. Layout based on motive by Judah Hansen. Inflatable frog in side view rendered in yellow and green. Background blue and red. The frog is wearing the blue cape, a bit longer than in the original picture. CC NC-ND 4.0
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
kelp-5017.bsky.social
ohhh wait you're not talking about boats :(
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM