Kelly Martin
@kellyhatesbananas.bsky.social
she/her | neuroscience scholar | temporary yinzer | soccer fanatic | silliest of gooses | here for a good time and a long time | free Palestine ♥️
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
once again I must tap my own sign
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
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calling them "chick peas" is sexist, which is why I call them ladybonzo beans
May 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
calling them "chick peas" is sexist, which is why I call them ladybonzo beans
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she's a 10 but one of her legs is a 6. assuming that she's the hypotenuse, solve for her other leg.
May 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
she's a 10 but one of her legs is a 6. assuming that she's the hypotenuse, solve for her other leg.
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I think the font has gotten smaller, but maybe I’ve gotten bigger
May 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think the font has gotten smaller, but maybe I’ve gotten bigger
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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[first day as a pharmacist]
CUSTOMER: what do you suggest for a head cold
ME: a hat
CUSTOMER: what do you suggest for a head cold
ME: a hat
April 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[first day as a pharmacist]
CUSTOMER: what do you suggest for a head cold
ME: a hat
CUSTOMER: what do you suggest for a head cold
ME: a hat
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this is Mohsen Mahdawi, the green card holder who was just arrested by ICE for rendition at his citizenship interview
April 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
this is Mohsen Mahdawi, the green card holder who was just arrested by ICE for rendition at his citizenship interview
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nice wheel you got there. would be a shame if someone were to... reinvent it
March 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
nice wheel you got there. would be a shame if someone were to... reinvent it
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nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
March 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
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Thou shalt not play thyself
March 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thou shalt not play thyself
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Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
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As I sit here in the middle of the night with tears of sadness and rage streaming down my face (again), I don't know whether I am more upset by the cruelty, the waste, or the challenges to keep going and to rebuild this all one day.
February 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
As I sit here in the middle of the night with tears of sadness and rage streaming down my face (again), I don't know whether I am more upset by the cruelty, the waste, or the challenges to keep going and to rebuild this all one day.
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My heart is just shattered for NIH as an institution. It represents what, in my view, is best about America:
A group of committed people working hard and creatively with one another to achieve important goals to help people across the country and around the world.
12/n
A group of committed people working hard and creatively with one another to achieve important goals to help people across the country and around the world.
12/n
February 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
My heart is just shattered for NIH as an institution. It represents what, in my view, is best about America:
A group of committed people working hard and creatively with one another to achieve important goals to help people across the country and around the world.
12/n
A group of committed people working hard and creatively with one another to achieve important goals to help people across the country and around the world.
12/n
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation."
(gift link)
(gift link)
Opinion | Trump’s War on D.E.I. Is Really a War on Civil Rights
The genius of the right-wing crusade against D.E.I. is that the term is amorphous enough that it can mean many different things to many different people.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation."
(gift link)
(gift link)
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[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
February 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of w magazine: thread
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of w magazine: thread
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency