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Kelly
@kellyexplainsitall.bsky.social
Gardener, pet parent, lgbtq ally, feminist, doctor of audiology. Happily married and living in NYS. Always down to clown if onion rings are involved.
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Hi!
I'm Kelly. I'm a33 year old audiologist living in NYS with my husband, our pets, and our plants. Here I am eating a turkey leg at a Renaissance faire. I like pets, nature, cheeseburgers, anime, horror movies, science...
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To recap:
•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%

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November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The average American family has ~$6000 of their taxes go to corporate subsidies and ~$100 of their taxes go to SNAP for 42 million hungry Americans.

Remember—we don't lack money to serve our neighbors in need, we lack the money needed to satisfy billionaire greed.
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Listen, I pride myself on usually knowing everything about everything, but THIS just now was legitimately news to me.

lizplank.substack.com/p/tylenol-is...
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
sometimes I think I must be below average in movie literacy, but then I'll hear someone say something like, "I watched Scrooged for the first time and...I didn't get it? These Christmas ghosts just showed up out of nowhere?" and I realize I'm doing just fine, actually
September 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The AMA strongly opposes Florida’s plan to end all vaccine mandates, and urges Florida to reconsider. This unprecedented rollback would undermine decades of public health progress and place children and communities at increased risk. spr.ly/63328ABvBq
AMA statement on Florida ending all vaccine mandates
AMA strongly opposes Florida’s plan to end all vaccine mandates, including those required for school attendance, and urges Florida to reconsider.
spr.ly
September 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Going to carry an emergency card in my wallet that says I explicitly don’t want this to happen
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
did Doritos discontinue the buffalo flavor AGAIN 😭😭 my dudes please no, I need just one good thing to stay in my life, I can't believe you're taking away the only good thing to happen recently 😭😭
July 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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This is really cool! A rabies vaccine, applied as a gel to fur, spreads quickly among bats as they lick and groom each other. That prevents rabies outbreaks in other animals. www.science.org/content/arti...
Vampire bats' mutual grooming helps spread innovative rabies vaccine
A gel that bats lick off one another’s fur could help prevent rabies outbreaks in cattle, a growing problem in Latin America
www.science.org
July 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sometimes I really do love living in a small city... Twice this week my husband and I went to the movies and both times we were the only ones in the theatre lol
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The mayor of Clarksdale, Mississippi, told TMZ that Warner Bros. is bringing a special screening of “Sinners” to the small town
Special 'Sinners' Screening Set for Rural Mississippi Movie Location That Has No Theater
The small Mississippi town where the monster hit movie "Sinners" is set doesn't have a movie theater, which sucks for the townsfolk who want to know what all the hubbub is about ... but that's about t...
www.tmz.com
May 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So cute!
They're finally here! The full range of "It's Dr, Actually" pins is now available, thanks to your support!

Please share them as much as possible so that they reach the people who'll love them: canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/1841...
May 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Little Debbie enjoying the sunshine❤️
May 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported
April 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM