Kelly McCullough
@kellydmcc.bsky.social
Author: WebMage and Fallen Blade series, School for Sidekicks, Numismancer, Dragon Diaries, Morning Arrived, etc. Also local elected—I might be the head of a small government in a purple state, but don’t tell anyone.
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I have muted so many words but you all keep getting around them
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I have muted so many words but you all keep getting around them
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
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I try to focus this account so it's for my readers, but hey writers:
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
September 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I try to focus this account so it's for my readers, but hey writers:
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints.
and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.
DragonDiaries: Trolls. Sooooo many trolls. They’re basically the zucchini of draconic cuisine. If you leave your door open you’re all too likely to find your foyer packed full of neatly packed troll bales made up by “kindly” neighbors. Sigh.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
DragonDiaries: Trolls. Sooooo many trolls. They’re basically the zucchini of draconic cuisine. If you leave your door open you’re all too likely to find your foyer packed full of neatly packed troll bales made up by “kindly” neighbors. Sigh.
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All the perfect albums came out the year I turned 16
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
All the perfect albums came out the year I turned 16
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(What do I win?)
(What do I win?)
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(What do I win?)
(What do I win?)
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The year I turned 16 was a veritable treasure trove. I'd have to toggle between David Bowie's "Young Americans" and Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Here."
The year I turned 16 was a veritable treasure trove. I'd have to toggle between David Bowie's "Young Americans" and Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Here."
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The year I turned 16 was a veritable treasure trove. I'd have to toggle between David Bowie's "Young Americans" and Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Here."
The year I turned 16 was a veritable treasure trove. I'd have to toggle between David Bowie's "Young Americans" and Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Here."
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Implication of cat
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Implication of cat
Not my twinkle, not my toads.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Not my twinkle, not my toads.
Morning arrived like a canoodle—no, not that kind, the canoe/poodle water dog crossbreed. And you thought Frankenstein crossed ethical lines…
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Morning arrived like a canoodle—no, not that kind, the canoe/poodle water dog crossbreed. And you thought Frankenstein crossed ethical lines…
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Since this one is phrased as "the YEAR YOU TURNED 16," I had to think about the answer and it's probably No Need to Argue.
But the absolute best perfect album that came out WHILE I WAS 16 was Jagged Little Pill, hands down, will only be taking questions of the form "say more about the awesomeness."
But the absolute best perfect album that came out WHILE I WAS 16 was Jagged Little Pill, hands down, will only be taking questions of the form "say more about the awesomeness."
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Since this one is phrased as "the YEAR YOU TURNED 16," I had to think about the answer and it's probably No Need to Argue.
But the absolute best perfect album that came out WHILE I WAS 16 was Jagged Little Pill, hands down, will only be taking questions of the form "say more about the awesomeness."
But the absolute best perfect album that came out WHILE I WAS 16 was Jagged Little Pill, hands down, will only be taking questions of the form "say more about the awesomeness."
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Ulla!
Ulla!
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Ulla!
Ulla!
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Missy Elliot hit the scene with her Supa Dupa Fly, and it couldn't have been a better debut!
Missy Elliot hit the scene with her Supa Dupa Fly, and it couldn't have been a better debut!
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Missy Elliot hit the scene with her Supa Dupa Fly, and it couldn't have been a better debut!
Missy Elliot hit the scene with her Supa Dupa Fly, and it couldn't have been a better debut!
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Why if there was more than one?
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why if there was more than one?
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?