Kelley Boles
kelleyboles.bsky.social
Kelley Boles
@kelleyboles.bsky.social
1. I don’t post a lot
2. I try to be as nice as is possible
3. I enjoy track and field and plan on traveling to a few Grand Slam Track meets in 2025.
4. I am a member of USATF Masters and will compete in the sprint events in 2025.
5. Kansas City Chiefs
Oh I should not have looked at my 401k balance this morning. 😂
March 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Our stock market is crashing.

Our economy is contracting.

Our government is dismantling.

Our allies are fleeing.

Our grocery prices are rising.

But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America."

So it all evens out.
March 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Dear third-party voters, you’ve been awfully quiet. What’s up? What’s the game plan for the next 3 years and 11 months?

Asking for 75,017,626 friends who did the right thing because we wanted to avoid all of this shit!!!
February 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
People who start standing on line to board your flight an hour before the announce that it’s time to do that: why?
February 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.
February 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Playstation Network down. Resorted to cleaning the kitchen.

I dont think this is a fair alternative
February 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
February 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I know our country is on fire. I know Trump is bad and is doing very bad things, and I often address those things with posts and reposts. But if I post a joke about my kid or my dog or a pleasant experience at a diner, don’t scold me for not exclusively talking politics 24/7. Please just ignore me.
February 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.
February 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@roywoodjr.bsky.social this was excellent. 5/5 👍🏼👍🏼
January 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Who could have seen that coming you fucking collaborating CUNTS
January 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@nickmark.bsky.social Nathan Tobey says hi. 👋🏼
January 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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need some bland, meaningless conclusions for your review article?

use these!

these conclusions are so nonspecific that they're perfectly applicable to any ICU topic 👌

you're welcome
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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It’s pretty rough having to walk every day into an emotionally-draining job filled with challenges and tragedies while also having to plan your future in the face of even larger, nationwide tragedies, but there’s a trick to getting through it all: dissociating
January 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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“It’s a side project. I call it DeepSeek.”
January 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM