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kelemta.bsky.social
mettlesome maid
@kelemta.bsky.social
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fake it so real i am beyond fake🍯 she/her

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mettlesome maid @kelemta.bsky.social · Aug 25
Love in the Time of Lumberjackals! 🌲
Gorgeous commissions from the talented @dracorys.bsky.social 💙
Featuring Evan and Leonor who belong to @calliopium.bsky.social 🧡
Scenes from two original Call of Cthulhu campaigns.
Thanks to Vic for the perfect artworks!
A man in orange plaid jacket and brown labourer's trousers jumps into the arms of their boyfriend, who is wearing red plaid and blue jeans. He seems taken by surprise but ready to catch them. Both are wearing flat caps and brown work boots. Although their faces are partially obscured, you can see that they are both smiling. Styled like a wedding portrait: a man in a dark grey morning suit and a woman in an opulent cream-coloured dress with a draping train. Her outfit has floral embroidery and flower details. She's using a cane on her left side, and he's in black work boots. They both wear crowns of white flowers. He's gazing at her, and she looks regal and self-satisfied.
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dracorvss.bsky.social
1,2 and 5 still available 🌷🌷
dracorvss.bsky.social Vic • 🔞 @dracorvss.bsky.social · 16h
Ok as y'all know my phone died so I'm doing the YCH a bit earlier than anticipated!!
All poses can be slightly adjusted to fit other themes, but feel free to ask about anything!
Sharing is as always, supper appreciated <3
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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duncombe.bsky.social
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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dracorvss.bsky.social
Ok as y'all know my phone died so I'm doing the YCH a bit earlier than anticipated!!
All poses can be slightly adjusted to fit other themes, but feel free to ask about anything!
Sharing is as always, supper appreciated <3
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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videosyncrasy.bsky.social
SCIENTIST: It's like nothing I've ever seen. Your beautiful mind rejected my control chip. I see... the one variable I couldn't account for is the human spirit. Heh. I realise the error of my ways now. Goodbye.
ME: Hey. HEY. I want my fucking money back! This had BETTER be covered by medicare!
videosyncrasy.bsky.social videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 1d
LEAD HYPNOTIST: I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. You have the strongest brain and most willpower in the world.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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videosyncrasy.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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androgynyfiend.bsky.social
i love this point bc it really is so absurd that so much of transmisogyny is predicated on protecting girls from the violence of boys so one would think that actively encouraging boys to view girls as their peers and confidants would be good. and yet
bloomfilters.bsky.social 👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 1d
very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d
Trans girls banned from joining Girlguiding
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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beebrookshire.bsky.social
I buy this head canon honestly.
spindlypete.bsky.social pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · Aug 17
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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rcmacleod.bsky.social
News Tower is very cool, even if all its stresses just remind me of my real life stresses
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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whitabex.bsky.social
Amphitopia - a place which is at once both harmoniously idyllic and miserably dysfunctional, with a society that both provides for ideal well-being and suffocating oppression
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
i decided to steal jason from myself and make another story with him in it. i'm not sure exactly what it is i need to say more outside of "this kid is an asshole" but i love him and 34 pages doesn't feel like enough. i want to explore...exactly how much of a dick he can be. i think it's more
jason from it's bitter, a collage of his face
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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kookity.bsky.social
bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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ruralindexing.bsky.social
Poodle planter
McGregor, MN
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
What Sadie Sink Loved This Year in Culture How about podcasts or video games? If Books Could Kill. The two hosts have really good banter and conversation. They review famous airport books, these bestseller airport books, often a memoir or self-help books. I don’t know if there’s much fiction work that’s on there. They break them down, debunk them, or roast them in a way. A lot of it is like, Do they need a book? A Bit Fruity. Matt Bernstein is the host. He is really intelligent. There’s political episodes, there’s pop-culture episodes. I’ve learned a lot listening to it. It’s a great way for me to keep up with what’s going on in the world but in a way that’s a little bit broader than something like The Daily, which I always love and listen to. Matt is in his 20s, and he makes it a very educational listen while also not feeling like you’re being lectured in any way. It’s a good blend. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I’m playing now and loving it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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danmcdaid.bsky.social
Fucking idiot
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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videosyncrasy.bsky.social
*tries to say “Can I order the Pamela Anderson Playboy die-cast car?” but my voice instantly cracks and they can’t understand a word of it, which actually saves me humiliation in the long term*
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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videosyncrasy.bsky.social
4 minute practice on smoother paper
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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saralegal.bsky.social
I named my fists Troilus and Cressida because they're rarely produced, lackluster, and mostly just offer a lesson about the futility of violence.
swordsjew.bsky.social Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 3d
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
studdwardo.bsky.social studdwardo.bsky.social @studdwardo.bsky.social · 3d
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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andywang.bsky.social
Ganymede Princess 💫 (of the Jovian Tarot Deck)
The "2 of Swords" tarot card on top of a violet background. An ornately dressed woman walked barefoot across an ice-landscape while carrying a green shroud above her head that waves in the wind against - space-black sky, lit with the green light of a Ganymede aurora borealis. She has two seax swords at her waist and is wearing a metal eye mask and a golden spike crown behind her head. The cards border is decorated with abstract ornament designs based on the four major moons of Jupiter. The Strength major arcana card on top of an orange background. A sphinx-queen with a tail of green Greek fire rests ontop of a stone crypt, where a pale, wooden Red-Coat soldier lays entombed (defeated). The sphinx is a regal Indian woman with curly black hair, brown skin and a bindi on her forehead under a jeweled crown headpiece. The hot orange silhouette of Jupiter looms behind her in the distance. The cards border is decorated with abstract ornament designs based on the four major moons of Jupiter.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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bot.cowtools.org
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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fifthwheelpress.bsky.social
also hey, we just dropped a big ol' book for preorder

fifthwheelpress.shop/products/fwp...
fwp 2025: an anthology of queer writing
Featuring work originally published in brainrot and effervescent. Contributors: Rosie Accola, Rayne Alarcio, Chaia Alford, Stephanie Anderson, sterling-elizabeth arcadia, Briana Armson, Gwen Aube, Emm...
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November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM