mettlesome maid
@kelemta.bsky.social
fake it so real i am beyond fake🍯 she/her
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mettlesome maid
@kelemta.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Love in the Time of Lumberjackals! 🌲
Gorgeous commissions from the talented @dracorys.bsky.social 💙
Featuring Evan and Leonor who belong to @calliopium.bsky.social 🧡
Scenes from two original Call of Cthulhu campaigns.
Thanks to Vic for the perfect artworks!
Gorgeous commissions from the talented @dracorys.bsky.social 💙
Featuring Evan and Leonor who belong to @calliopium.bsky.social 🧡
Scenes from two original Call of Cthulhu campaigns.
Thanks to Vic for the perfect artworks!
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sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
I am going to die
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
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Ok as y'all know my phone died so I'm doing the YCH a bit earlier than anticipated!!
All poses can be slightly adjusted to fit other themes, but feel free to ask about anything!
Sharing is as always, supper appreciated <3
All poses can be slightly adjusted to fit other themes, but feel free to ask about anything!
Sharing is as always, supper appreciated <3
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ok as y'all know my phone died so I'm doing the YCH a bit earlier than anticipated!!
All poses can be slightly adjusted to fit other themes, but feel free to ask about anything!
Sharing is as always, supper appreciated <3
All poses can be slightly adjusted to fit other themes, but feel free to ask about anything!
Sharing is as always, supper appreciated <3
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SCIENTIST: It's like nothing I've ever seen. Your beautiful mind rejected my control chip. I see... the one variable I couldn't account for is the human spirit. Heh. I realise the error of my ways now. Goodbye.
ME: Hey. HEY. I want my fucking money back! This had BETTER be covered by medicare!
ME: Hey. HEY. I want my fucking money back! This had BETTER be covered by medicare!
LEAD HYPNOTIST: I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. You have the strongest brain and most willpower in the world.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
SCIENTIST: It's like nothing I've ever seen. Your beautiful mind rejected my control chip. I see... the one variable I couldn't account for is the human spirit. Heh. I realise the error of my ways now. Goodbye.
ME: Hey. HEY. I want my fucking money back! This had BETTER be covered by medicare!
ME: Hey. HEY. I want my fucking money back! This had BETTER be covered by medicare!
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i love this point bc it really is so absurd that so much of transmisogyny is predicated on protecting girls from the violence of boys so one would think that actively encouraging boys to view girls as their peers and confidants would be good. and yet
very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die
Trans girls banned from joining Girlguiding
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i love this point bc it really is so absurd that so much of transmisogyny is predicated on protecting girls from the violence of boys so one would think that actively encouraging boys to view girls as their peers and confidants would be good. and yet
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I buy this head canon honestly.
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I buy this head canon honestly.
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News Tower is very cool, even if all its stresses just remind me of my real life stresses
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
News Tower is very cool, even if all its stresses just remind me of my real life stresses
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Amphitopia - a place which is at once both harmoniously idyllic and miserably dysfunctional, with a society that both provides for ideal well-being and suffocating oppression
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Amphitopia - a place which is at once both harmoniously idyllic and miserably dysfunctional, with a society that both provides for ideal well-being and suffocating oppression
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I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
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i decided to steal jason from myself and make another story with him in it. i'm not sure exactly what it is i need to say more outside of "this kid is an asshole" but i love him and 34 pages doesn't feel like enough. i want to explore...exactly how much of a dick he can be. i think it's more
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i decided to steal jason from myself and make another story with him in it. i'm not sure exactly what it is i need to say more outside of "this kid is an asshole" but i love him and 34 pages doesn't feel like enough. i want to explore...exactly how much of a dick he can be. i think it's more
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bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
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Poodle planter
McGregor, MN
McGregor, MN
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Poodle planter
McGregor, MN
McGregor, MN
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Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
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Fucking idiot
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fucking idiot
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*tries to say “Can I order the Pamela Anderson Playboy die-cast car?” but my voice instantly cracks and they can’t understand a word of it, which actually saves me humiliation in the long term*
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
*tries to say “Can I order the Pamela Anderson Playboy die-cast car?” but my voice instantly cracks and they can’t understand a word of it, which actually saves me humiliation in the long term*
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4 minute practice on smoother paper
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
4 minute practice on smoother paper
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I named my fists Troilus and Cressida because they're rarely produced, lackluster, and mostly just offer a lesson about the futility of violence.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I named my fists Troilus and Cressida because they're rarely produced, lackluster, and mostly just offer a lesson about the futility of violence.
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Ganymede Princess 💫 (of the Jovian Tarot Deck)
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ganymede Princess 💫 (of the Jovian Tarot Deck)
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The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
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“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
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“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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you smile so wide, I can see the sides
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you smile so wide, I can see the sides
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if you're on the fence: the sale of these anthologies does a lot. this year, profits from 1 full-price anth sale are able to pay 3 contributors to next year's publications!
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
if you're on the fence: the sale of these anthologies does a lot. this year, profits from 1 full-price anth sale are able to pay 3 contributors to next year's publications!