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mettlesome maid
@kelemta.bsky.social
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fake it so real i am beyond fake🍯 she/her

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"Redirecting to the scheduling experience"
A loading animation. "Redirecting to the scheduling experience"
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
kelemta.bsky.social
Pardon? I'm sorry? Why is the ABC running this rot? Why is it framing it this way? Absolutely fucking dismal. America is an embarrassing country, but Australia always finds a way to embarrass itself worse
Why Australian experts say Trump's autism claims are 'baseless' (tagged Explainer, Autism Spectrum Disorder) Donald Trump's advice that pregnant women should limit the use of paracetamol in pregnancy has been criticised as 'baseless'. So what does it mean for you?
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
kelemta.bsky.social
Cool tree
Tree with dark bark encrusted with lichen
September 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
kelemta.bsky.social
Love in the Time of Lumberjackals! 🌲
Gorgeous commissions from the talented @dracorys.bsky.social 💙
Featuring Evan and Leonor who belong to @calliopium.bsky.social 🧡
Scenes from two original Call of Cthulhu campaigns.
Thanks to Vic for the perfect artworks!
A man in orange plaid jacket and brown labourer's trousers jumps into the arms of their boyfriend, who is wearing red plaid and blue jeans. He seems taken by surprise but ready to catch them. Both are wearing flat caps and brown work boots. Although their faces are partially obscured, you can see that they are both smiling. Styled like a wedding portrait: a man in a dark grey morning suit and a woman in an opulent cream-coloured dress with a draping train. Her outfit has floral embroidery and flower details. She's using a cane on her left side, and he's in black work boots. They both wear crowns of white flowers. He's gazing at her, and she looks regal and self-satisfied.
August 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
kelemta.bsky.social
🙈Gilded Age spoilers🙊
By @calliopium.bsky.social
Regina George striding away from school, across the road Fruit Ninja slashing through an apple and watermelon for a 3 fruit combo Willow and Tara cosying up Meet Joe Black standing on the road
July 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
kelemta.bsky.social
Foggy mornings absolutely feel special to me but I love this as a national news headline
Part of a news headline: "Fog turns Perth into mystical winter wonderland"
June 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
kelemta.bsky.social
Simpsons still. A checklist of reasons: spite, malice, revenge, boredom, profit
June 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
kelemta.bsky.social
Excuse me???
An uninspiring Peppa Pig kid's meal toy from HJs. It comes with fun stickers like a bee, painter's palette and BURGER KING logo
June 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
kelemta.bsky.social
(Orcas)
Researchers have attempted to tag the orcas to track them but have been outsmarted by the clever predator, which will remove the expensive tags.
April 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
kelemta.bsky.social
Do enjoy the deployment of "scabbing lifts" in official public transport messaging
(Poster on board a bus) "CAN I GRAB A LIFT TO SCHOOL?" No more scabbing lifts. Students ride free with a SmartRider[...]
March 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
kelemta.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
A cardboard box proudly declares "DESIGNED in the USA" over a U.S. map made of screams (capital letter A repeated to form the rough shape of much of the country)
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
kelemta.bsky.social
When my coworker gave me some fishnet tights for "dressing up" but they were in the most ominous bag
A dark brown fabric tote bag from the Department of Health. "When the time comes will you be ready? 'Be Prepared!'"
January 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM