sandworm gf
@kelcey.bsky.social
30-something writer, worrier, dog mom, film and horror girlie who is always in soup mode
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respectfully, ma’am what 😭
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
respectfully, ma’am what 😭
my vyvanse is making my trich worse weeeeee
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my vyvanse is making my trich worse weeeeee
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me every time I have to hear someone at work say “just ask chatgpt” or “I asked chatgpt and…”
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me every time I have to hear someone at work say “just ask chatgpt” or “I asked chatgpt and…”
I did ask for extra cheese
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I did ask for extra cheese
me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days
another day wishing I could inject the gothic masterpiece that is guillermo del toro’s frankenstein directly into my veins
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
another day wishing I could inject the gothic masterpiece that is guillermo del toro’s frankenstein directly into my veins
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I mean, yes. I've been saying this all my life. 🧛♂️
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I mean, yes. I've been saying this all my life. 🧛♂️
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if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT
• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations
• Available on an opt-in basis
• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations
• Available on an opt-in basis
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
when you’re saving someone’s life just think about travis kelce’s dong!
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
when you’re saving someone’s life just think about travis kelce’s dong!
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Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
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i don't want to follow up, i want to go to the pumpkin patch
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i don't want to follow up, i want to go to the pumpkin patch
she got his bangs in the divorce
Nicole Kidman Debuts New Bangs With Daughters Amid Keith Urban Divorce bit.ly/3KF8GvG
October 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
she got his bangs in the divorce
I know when ed gein is mentioned one of the big things everyone says is that he inspired the character norman bates in psycho. but according to the author of the book, that’s false
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know when ed gein is mentioned one of the big things everyone says is that he inspired the character norman bates in psycho. but according to the author of the book, that’s false
the noise I just made
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the noise I just made
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
imagine being so embarrassingly lame
this goes for you too keith urban
this goes for you too keith urban
October 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
imagine being so embarrassingly lame
this goes for you too keith urban
this goes for you too keith urban
always smiling in his sleep 🥹
October 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
always smiling in his sleep 🥹
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sorry I was weird and hard to read, it will stay that way
October 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sorry I was weird and hard to read, it will stay that way
oh this is rank
The Department of Homeland Security using clips from Twin Peaks in their cringe and racist anti immigration edits….
October 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
oh this is rank
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actually tmi stands for tell me immediately. i want to know everything
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
actually tmi stands for tell me immediately. i want to know everything
seeing so many ppl glorifying ed gein already bc of that new ryan murphy show. even in promo interviews charlie hunnam describes gein as “influential.” we really need to stop doing this shit
October 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
seeing so many ppl glorifying ed gein already bc of that new ryan murphy show. even in promo interviews charlie hunnam describes gein as “influential.” we really need to stop doing this shit
this is the exact OPPOSITE of what the majority of we millennials say lmao idk who she’s talking to
“We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career. I would never be at peace if I wasn’t working so hard.” trib.al/suc3yU6
Astronaut says Gen Z often quits when things get uncomfortable—here’s the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin training that taught her to push through | Fortune
From space rockets to 13-hour workdays, this millennial astronaut reveals the mind trick that can make discomfort your secret weapon to success.
trib.al
October 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
this is the exact OPPOSITE of what the majority of we millennials say lmao idk who she’s talking to
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Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.
8 low-effort ways to make Spooky Season feel cozy and festive
Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.
n.pr
October 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.