sandworm gf
@kelcey.bsky.social
30-something writer, worrier, dog mom, film and horror girlie who is always in soup mode
respectfully, ma’am what 😭
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
respectfully, ma’am what 😭
me every time I have to hear someone at work say “just ask chatgpt” or “I asked chatgpt and…”
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me every time I have to hear someone at work say “just ask chatgpt” or “I asked chatgpt and…”
I did ask for extra cheese
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I did ask for extra cheese
me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days
when you’re saving someone’s life just think about travis kelce’s dong!
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
when you’re saving someone’s life just think about travis kelce’s dong!
I know when ed gein is mentioned one of the big things everyone says is that he inspired the character norman bates in psycho. but according to the author of the book, that’s false
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know when ed gein is mentioned one of the big things everyone says is that he inspired the character norman bates in psycho. but according to the author of the book, that’s false
always smiling in his sleep 🥹
October 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
always smiling in his sleep 🥹
can you believe taylor’s new album only has one song? wow
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
can you believe taylor’s new album only has one song? wow
milo has started trying to eat acorns and bring them inside so I googled whether dogs can safely eat them and… well. in short, NO!!!!!
October 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
milo has started trying to eat acorns and bring them inside so I googled whether dogs can safely eat them and… well. in short, NO!!!!!
finally getting my crab legs
September 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
finally getting my crab legs
they’re the same, your honor
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
they’re the same, your honor
doggy communion wafer
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
doggy communion wafer
or maybe I will make MANY bracelets for the scare actors to distract them from scaring me
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
or maybe I will make MANY bracelets for the scare actors to distract them from scaring me
what if I make a friendship bracelet to give to art at hhn
September 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
what if I make a friendship bracelet to give to art at hhn
two of my coworkers are going on vacation for a week starting tomorrow
August 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
two of my coworkers are going on vacation for a week starting tomorrow
and if the vampire lestat tour bus crashes into us
July 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
and if the vampire lestat tour bus crashes into us
fish from the psychiatrist’s office the other day 🪸🫧
May 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
fish from the psychiatrist’s office the other day 🪸🫧
home is where the sink baby is
May 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
home is where the sink baby is
also just learned about snonch piercings and may eventually do those instead of forward helixes
May 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
also just learned about snonch piercings and may eventually do those instead of forward helixes
see a tattoo, post a tattoo
my spirited away tattoo ☺️🐉🩷
my spirited away tattoo ☺️🐉🩷
May 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
see a tattoo, post a tattoo
my spirited away tattoo ☺️🐉🩷
my spirited away tattoo ☺️🐉🩷
