Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)
@keffy.bsky.social
he/him/they/them
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
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TIL that AOC's website has a "Know Your Rights" page for her immigrant constituents, where she recommends that they fill out a DHS Privacy Release form so her office can intervene for them.
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
Immigration - Know Your Rights
Have a pending application with USCIS that's outside of normal processing times? Awaiting your naturalization certificate or need a work authorization document expedited?
ocasio-cortez.house.gov
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TIL that AOC's website has a "Know Your Rights" page for her immigrant constituents, where she recommends that they fill out a DHS Privacy Release form so her office can intervene for them.
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
So besides the part where this is an Etsy ad that showcases a product among others that are clearly not hand made and are probably sold by dropshippers...
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So besides the part where this is an Etsy ad that showcases a product among others that are clearly not hand made and are probably sold by dropshippers...
Had salmon so Finn got ~~~salmon skin~~~
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Had salmon so Finn got ~~~salmon skin~~~
My husband was telling me about his favorite character in Welcome to Derry and I absolutely heard "Dick Hands" and I was like, "I do not remember any classic Stephen King characters named 'Dick Hands'."
The name is not Dick Hands. It is also not, as I subsequently misheard, "Dick Handlin'".
The name is not Dick Hands. It is also not, as I subsequently misheard, "Dick Handlin'".
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My husband was telling me about his favorite character in Welcome to Derry and I absolutely heard "Dick Hands" and I was like, "I do not remember any classic Stephen King characters named 'Dick Hands'."
The name is not Dick Hands. It is also not, as I subsequently misheard, "Dick Handlin'".
The name is not Dick Hands. It is also not, as I subsequently misheard, "Dick Handlin'".
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This is a catastrophic sentence. If I wrote this sentence, I would take a vow of silence for the rest of my life. If I even praised a writer who wrote this sentence, I would understand that it was time for me to retire from the world of writing forever.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is a catastrophic sentence. If I wrote this sentence, I would take a vow of silence for the rest of my life. If I even praised a writer who wrote this sentence, I would understand that it was time for me to retire from the world of writing forever.
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"Parental rights" operate entirely from the conception that children are property and must do as their parents say, no matter how barbaric. The advocates for it are known for disowning gay children, beating them, etc. while also insisting on "filial duty" laws that obligate their kids to take care
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Parental rights" operate entirely from the conception that children are property and must do as their parents say, no matter how barbaric. The advocates for it are known for disowning gay children, beating them, etc. while also insisting on "filial duty" laws that obligate their kids to take care
I have also been kinda sparse here of late because of the many things i wish to do, post on the internet is coming in below work, volunteer stuff, sleep, and spending 263458559 hours reading materials to run Storm King's Thunder for my husband and realizing I know approximately 0.4% about faerun
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have also been kinda sparse here of late because of the many things i wish to do, post on the internet is coming in below work, volunteer stuff, sleep, and spending 263458559 hours reading materials to run Storm King's Thunder for my husband and realizing I know approximately 0.4% about faerun
5 years ago yesterday I married @syndoktyle.bsky.social in a town hall with a very chaotic attempt to include loved ones via Zoom. :)
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
5 years ago yesterday I married @syndoktyle.bsky.social in a town hall with a very chaotic attempt to include loved ones via Zoom. :)
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And every time you bitch about it we add another one
Zeldin: "Conservatives say there are two genders. Democrats are saying there are a hundred genders and counting and growing."
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
And every time you bitch about it we add another one
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ICYMI
For @teenvogue.com I wrote about the death of trans athlete Lia Smith and how trans youth kind themselves with central pillars of their lives being constantly ripped away from them because of politics. www.teenvogue.com/story/politi...
Politicizing Transgender Athletes Is Dangerous. Lia Smith Deserved Better.
"Let her passing be an inflection point for how you think about trans rights and trans people more generally."
www.teenvogue.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ICYMI
I wrote a poem in a dream last night:
Title:
TFW you used to be a piranha but now you're just some other damn fish
Poem:
Man, this river blows.
Ding, ding.
Dinner bell.
Title:
TFW you used to be a piranha but now you're just some other damn fish
Poem:
Man, this river blows.
Ding, ding.
Dinner bell.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wrote a poem in a dream last night:
Title:
TFW you used to be a piranha but now you're just some other damn fish
Poem:
Man, this river blows.
Ding, ding.
Dinner bell.
Title:
TFW you used to be a piranha but now you're just some other damn fish
Poem:
Man, this river blows.
Ding, ding.
Dinner bell.
At Tuscon52 in Tucson (both of those are spelled correctly) feeling weird about going to an SFF con after like 6 years, knowing probably noone. Ugh. Social anxiety.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
At Tuscon52 in Tucson (both of those are spelled correctly) feeling weird about going to an SFF con after like 6 years, knowing probably noone. Ugh. Social anxiety.
Congratulations to NYC. Unfortunately, all the bajillionaires who threatened to leave if he won will probably not do so, but then again, you could get lucky.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Congratulations to NYC. Unfortunately, all the bajillionaires who threatened to leave if he won will probably not do so, but then again, you could get lucky.
The Thomas english muffins company has made the incredible decision to advertise their breadly delights with a dignified english pantry twink.
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Thomas english muffins company has made the incredible decision to advertise their breadly delights with a dignified english pantry twink.
FYI this recipe is good
www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking...
But also for me it serves like 20 instead of 12 bc if I ate a piece that size i would die
www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking...
But also for me it serves like 20 instead of 12 bc if I ate a piece that size i would die
These Pumpkin Spice Bars Have a Creamy Cheesecake Filling
Pumpkin + cheesecake = 😋
www.thepioneerwoman.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
FYI this recipe is good
www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking...
But also for me it serves like 20 instead of 12 bc if I ate a piece that size i would die
www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking...
But also for me it serves like 20 instead of 12 bc if I ate a piece that size i would die
Finn got some pumpkin puree for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Finn got some pumpkin puree for Halloween.
Wordle 1,594 2/6
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October 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Wordle 1,594 2/6
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"haha this is funny music"
"I use AI to make the songs and modify them after"
*sigh* *throws into trash*
"I use AI to make the songs and modify them after"
*sigh* *throws into trash*
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"haha this is funny music"
"I use AI to make the songs and modify them after"
*sigh* *throws into trash*
"I use AI to make the songs and modify them after"
*sigh* *throws into trash*
Spend 4+ hrs drawing 2 30x30 dungeon maps for a 6-8 hr module.
Players in 2 hours beeline directly to the bbeg's bedroom through the most boring passageways and without doing any investigation immediately find the portal directly to the end battle.
Players in 2 hours beeline directly to the bbeg's bedroom through the most boring passageways and without doing any investigation immediately find the portal directly to the end battle.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Spend 4+ hrs drawing 2 30x30 dungeon maps for a 6-8 hr module.
Players in 2 hours beeline directly to the bbeg's bedroom through the most boring passageways and without doing any investigation immediately find the portal directly to the end battle.
Players in 2 hours beeline directly to the bbeg's bedroom through the most boring passageways and without doing any investigation immediately find the portal directly to the end battle.
nope, i don't have time for more than a driveby on the Discourse because
a) some people say "triggered" and they mean triggered but
b) other people say "triggered" and they mean that they just kinda didn't like it and wanted a slightly different ending
but mostly the d&d session I planned is Big
a) some people say "triggered" and they mean triggered but
b) other people say "triggered" and they mean that they just kinda didn't like it and wanted a slightly different ending
but mostly the d&d session I planned is Big
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
nope, i don't have time for more than a driveby on the Discourse because
a) some people say "triggered" and they mean triggered but
b) other people say "triggered" and they mean that they just kinda didn't like it and wanted a slightly different ending
but mostly the d&d session I planned is Big
a) some people say "triggered" and they mean triggered but
b) other people say "triggered" and they mean that they just kinda didn't like it and wanted a slightly different ending
but mostly the d&d session I planned is Big
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The Surrey International Writers Conference has been my favorite conference for over a decade. This year, it's not happening, because the hotel is in a labor disputed.
SiWC had already purchased plane tickets, etc, for all the presenters. Can you help ensure its future?
gofund.me/19c353dac
SiWC had already purchased plane tickets, etc, for all the presenters. Can you help ensure its future?
gofund.me/19c353dac
Donate to Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!, organized by Jenn Striemer
For thirty-two years, the Surrey International Writers’ Conference… Jenn Striemer needs your support for Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!
gofund.me
October 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The Surrey International Writers Conference has been my favorite conference for over a decade. This year, it's not happening, because the hotel is in a labor disputed.
SiWC had already purchased plane tickets, etc, for all the presenters. Can you help ensure its future?
gofund.me/19c353dac
SiWC had already purchased plane tickets, etc, for all the presenters. Can you help ensure its future?
gofund.me/19c353dac
None lies detected
the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
None lies detected
We all have different tastes, but I sideeye people who utterly flip out if a book FOR ADULTS, NO LESS! has "sex" in it. Honey, grow the fuck up and skim the bits you don't want to read. I both understand and respect the fanfic community in general, but the one thing it did incubate in some people
October 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We all have different tastes, but I sideeye people who utterly flip out if a book FOR ADULTS, NO LESS! has "sex" in it. Honey, grow the fuck up and skim the bits you don't want to read. I both understand and respect the fanfic community in general, but the one thing it did incubate in some people