Keepy Uppy
@keepyuppy.bsky.social
Reader, sci-fi fan, progressive, fighting for a better world.
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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scott aukerman and paul f tompkins singing the star spangled banner but replacing all of the words with Smoke Weed Every Day has virulently infected my brain
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
scott aukerman and paul f tompkins singing the star spangled banner but replacing all of the words with Smoke Weed Every Day has virulently infected my brain
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there are good people in the world ~sniff~
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
there are good people in the world ~sniff~
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Me: overstimulated by 14 hours of screen time, a quart of coffee every day, sleeping to podcasts and YouTube videos
Zuzu Bailey: I can't sleep. I want to look at my flower
Zuzu Bailey: I can't sleep. I want to look at my flower
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me: overstimulated by 14 hours of screen time, a quart of coffee every day, sleeping to podcasts and YouTube videos
Zuzu Bailey: I can't sleep. I want to look at my flower
Zuzu Bailey: I can't sleep. I want to look at my flower
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"Like the rest of the world"
Literally not true
Stop trying to manufacture consent and actually advocate for good education jfc
Literally not true
Stop trying to manufacture consent and actually advocate for good education jfc
We know students, like the rest of the world, are using AI. Teachers need to be equipped to deal w/all the issues AI creates. Our approach starts with maximizing safety & privacy and empowering educators to make educational decisions, so AI tools can benefit not harm www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI has become the norm for students. Teachers are playing catch-up.
At a New York City training session, educators explored how artificial intelligence could support teaching while also discussing their concerns around the technology.
www.nbcnews.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Like the rest of the world"
Literally not true
Stop trying to manufacture consent and actually advocate for good education jfc
Literally not true
Stop trying to manufacture consent and actually advocate for good education jfc
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Imagine interviewing a victim of torture and independently confirming the details of his torture and then being told you can’t broadcast it because the people who ordered the torture wouldn’t give their side of the story.
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Imagine interviewing a victim of torture and independently confirming the details of his torture and then being told you can’t broadcast it because the people who ordered the torture wouldn’t give their side of the story.
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Scrooged hits every year 💫🎄
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Scrooged hits every year 💫🎄
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We, the workers of ProPublica, provide our readers with deeply researched, unbiased news that holds power to account. This work is more important now than ever, but our staff can’t properly contribute...
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December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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This isn’t even all of the AIDS quilt. It was so long they didn’t have room to display it all. Reagan flat out fucking murdered queer people
These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This isn’t even all of the AIDS quilt. It was so long they didn’t have room to display it all. Reagan flat out fucking murdered queer people
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People will compensate you to know the truth and tell a lie
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
People will compensate you to know the truth and tell a lie
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
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All I can say this morning is look for the helpers, like Ahmed.
“Seven News reported the bystander was a 43-year-old fruit shop owner from the Sutherland Shire named Ahmed.”
“Seven News reported the bystander was a 43-year-old fruit shop owner from the Sutherland Shire named Ahmed.”
Bystander tackles and wrestles gun from alleged gunman during Bondi beach mass shooting
Bystander tackles and wrestles gun from alleged gunman during Bondi beach mass shooting
Video shows the man rushing one of the alleged gunmen who shot dozens of people on Sunday evening in Australia
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Bondi beach shooting live updates
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Bondi terror attack: full report
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What we know so far about the shooting in Australia
A bystander tackled and wrestled a gun from one of the two alleged gunman during the Bondi beach mass shooting in which at least 12 people were killed, footage shows.
Video of the scene shows the alleged gunman standing on a footpath between a grassy area and parking lot holding a shotgun and firing into the distance. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
All I can say this morning is look for the helpers, like Ahmed.
“Seven News reported the bystander was a 43-year-old fruit shop owner from the Sutherland Shire named Ahmed.”
“Seven News reported the bystander was a 43-year-old fruit shop owner from the Sutherland Shire named Ahmed.”
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“Should people who are racist lose their jobs”
I think that’s a poor question and a faulty line of inquiry
Because she didn’t lose her job because she was racist
She lost her job because she provided a poor customer experience
I think that’s a poor question and a faulty line of inquiry
Because she didn’t lose her job because she was racist
She lost her job because she provided a poor customer experience
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Should people who are racist lose their jobs”
I think that’s a poor question and a faulty line of inquiry
Because she didn’t lose her job because she was racist
She lost her job because she provided a poor customer experience
I think that’s a poor question and a faulty line of inquiry
Because she didn’t lose her job because she was racist
She lost her job because she provided a poor customer experience
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if you scream racial slurs at somebody at work not only should you be filmed and fired you also deserve to get your shit ROCKED idc
haven’t even read that atlantic cinnabon piece and i’m already convinced it’s a psyop
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
if you scream racial slurs at somebody at work not only should you be filmed and fired you also deserve to get your shit ROCKED idc
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A Pulitzer for whoever chose the photo on this one
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A Pulitzer for whoever chose the photo on this one
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sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
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The thing about being an US born person of immigrant extraction who has also lived in a couple of other countries and traveled to a bunch more is... I can be both very clear eyed in the way the US sucks while also being aware of how other countries use the USA's failings to distract from their own.
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The thing about being an US born person of immigrant extraction who has also lived in a couple of other countries and traveled to a bunch more is... I can be both very clear eyed in the way the US sucks while also being aware of how other countries use the USA's failings to distract from their own.
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
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Man, Pablo has been *cooking* lately, but this is another level
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Man, Pablo has been *cooking* lately, but this is another level
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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You in my business now… don’t do that
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You in my business now… don’t do that
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decades of watching incredible women reporters be accused of this kind of bullshit while they struggle to get recognition for amazing work meanwhile this hack was actually doing it and being called a generational writing talent for it
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
decades of watching incredible women reporters be accused of this kind of bullshit while they struggle to get recognition for amazing work meanwhile this hack was actually doing it and being called a generational writing talent for it
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I think the solution is to give people--middle-aged straight white men in particular--a Peter who they aspire to be. Not in the 616, but in the Ultimate universe. A Peter who is loved by Mary Jane. A Peter who is looked up to by a teenage Miles. A Peter needed by New York. A GOOD MORAL MAN.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think the solution is to give people--middle-aged straight white men in particular--a Peter who they aspire to be. Not in the 616, but in the Ultimate universe. A Peter who is loved by Mary Jane. A Peter who is looked up to by a teenage Miles. A Peter needed by New York. A GOOD MORAL MAN.