Kyle Blaes
@kblaes.bsky.social
Alex Horne confirmed bisexual?
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Alex Horne confirmed bisexual?
As a twin, this definitely seems creepy to me. Singletons? Really?
Twins have a bond that can’t be understood by “singletons,” or what they call people who aren’t twins.
In DOUBLE MEANING, photojournalist Sarah Rogers and filmmaker Kate Bennis made the trek to the annual Twins Days Festival, a gathering to celebrate multiples being the same, but different.
In DOUBLE MEANING, photojournalist Sarah Rogers and filmmaker Kate Bennis made the trek to the annual Twins Days Festival, a gathering to celebrate multiples being the same, but different.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As a twin, this definitely seems creepy to me. Singletons? Really?
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Now THIS is amazing writing
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Now THIS is amazing writing
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Every day in December ends the same way: "Whelp, it's almost midnight -- I probably should call it an evening [checks watch, it is 7:30]."
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Every day in December ends the same way: "Whelp, it's almost midnight -- I probably should call it an evening [checks watch, it is 7:30]."
All herbivore means is "too lazy to hunt but will eat meat if it's dumb enough to get that close to my mouth." I've seen enough horses catching and eating birds to know that hippos are right out.
"African Animals Useful in America."
I swear to fuck, the things we almost did.
These *vegetarian* behemoths kill crocodiles, who I will remind you are ARMORED DINOSAURS WITH RAZOR MOUTHS, because FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT THAT'S WHY.
I swear to fuck, the things we almost did.
These *vegetarian* behemoths kill crocodiles, who I will remind you are ARMORED DINOSAURS WITH RAZOR MOUTHS, because FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT THAT'S WHY.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, March 25, 1910, Page 5, Image 5
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, March 25, 1910, Page 5, Image 5, brought to you by University of Utah, Marriott Library, and the National Digital Newspaper Program.
chroniclingamerica.loc.gov
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
All herbivore means is "too lazy to hunt but will eat meat if it's dumb enough to get that close to my mouth." I've seen enough horses catching and eating birds to know that hippos are right out.
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them.
You may want to adjust your settings:
You may want to adjust your settings:
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them.
You may want to adjust your settings:
You may want to adjust your settings:
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I'm just going to keep Reposting this for the next four days.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm just going to keep Reposting this for the next four days.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
When did Sam Rosenthal take over the MLB?
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
When did Sam Rosenthal take over the MLB?
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reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
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can job listings be serious please
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
can job listings be serious please
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BUT HEY!
THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
BUT HEY!
THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
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Ok but Beckett would absolutely LOVE this. This is exactly what he was going for.
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ok but Beckett would absolutely LOVE this. This is exactly what he was going for.
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
I'm talking about something very different.
Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.
Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.
But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️
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I am begging men to do this.
Begging.
Begging.
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am begging men to do this.
Begging.
Begging.
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Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
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It seems that people online are collectively providing a pretty clear picture of the killer's very specific personality/ideology/online type, and people in the press are just baffled by the references (I say as someone who is baffled by the references).
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It seems that people online are collectively providing a pretty clear picture of the killer's very specific personality/ideology/online type, and people in the press are just baffled by the references (I say as someone who is baffled by the references).
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If (VInput== "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." && vInputSource == Picard){
PicardBypass();
} else {ReplicateStandard}
Function PicardBypass(){
SoundBeeps(affirmative);
Replicate (tea cup)
Replicate (Whiskey.Cheap.Blended.Neat, teacup)
// The captain made me do it, Geordi. DK
}
PicardBypass();
} else {ReplicateStandard}
Function PicardBypass(){
SoundBeeps(affirmative);
Replicate (tea cup)
Replicate (Whiskey.Cheap.Blended.Neat, teacup)
// The captain made me do it, Geordi. DK
}
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
If (VInput== "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." && vInputSource == Picard){
PicardBypass();
} else {ReplicateStandard}
Function PicardBypass(){
SoundBeeps(affirmative);
Replicate (tea cup)
Replicate (Whiskey.Cheap.Blended.Neat, teacup)
// The captain made me do it, Geordi. DK
}
PicardBypass();
} else {ReplicateStandard}
Function PicardBypass(){
SoundBeeps(affirmative);
Replicate (tea cup)
Replicate (Whiskey.Cheap.Blended.Neat, teacup)
// The captain made me do it, Geordi. DK
}
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This video (though terrible) is not BREAKING - it's from months ago - and this person is spreading misinformation at a very dangerous time for kicks and clicks. Block them.
September 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This video (though terrible) is not BREAKING - it's from months ago - and this person is spreading misinformation at a very dangerous time for kicks and clicks. Block them.
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Asking the real questions
Why the fuck am I seeing so many sexy watto pictures? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SEXY SEBULBA PICTURES
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Asking the real questions
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