Kat
kat-erwall.bsky.social
Kat
@kat-erwall.bsky.social
Lover of words. Believer in goodness. Peruser of pictures shared.
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I tried killing him with kindness first, Your Honor
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Don't give significance to the insignificant
March 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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You’re not a red flag, you’re the whole damn parade.

Complete with a marching band playing “My Heart Will Go On” with a battalion of seniors playing with kazoos.
March 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A lifetime of regret
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Protect your peace however you can. Put up walls, build a moat, have a drawbridge guarded by a coked up troll... whatever you need
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Every guy liked a crazy chick until you smell the gasoline
January 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Parties and clubs used to be the reason I was awake at 4:30am. Now it’s self awareness, existential crisis and back pain.
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Please don’t talk to me. I may end up liking you and I’ll make it weird
January 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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It feels like January 47th.
January 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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There's no way you could fit me in a handbasket to send me to hell.

You could probably send me to hell in a hot air balloon basket, though.
January 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Honestly this might not be the planet for me
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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“thug life” i whisper to myself as i sip my hot chocolate in my hello kitty pajamas on a saturday night.
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I have grudges older than you
January 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I’m sorry but if you call me on the landline you’re gonna get “Hello? Who is this? Baxter... is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!”
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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What fresh hell awaits today
January 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I know it feels like the world is going to complete shit, but we’re all in this together.
❤️Take your meds❤️
🩵Drink your water🩵
💙Pet all the dogs💜
💛Eat the cookies❤️
🧡Hug yourself 💙
Deal?
Deal.
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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The number of times I have accidentally bitten my own finger while eating is not zero
November 23, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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Does this Medical Alert bracelet make me look old?
November 23, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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My motivation needs motivating... 🐼😩😟
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Life is short... be silly, be grateful, be naughty and make lots of wonderful memories
November 23, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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My house is either 57° or 116°, because being a woman is stupid.
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 AM
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Today’s outfit is my new boots, my new coat, a fairly new sweatshirt/jeans & a bra that is at least 23 years old.
November 23, 2024 at 1:20 PM