@kaseyriess.bsky.social
I will post lyrics. Often without context. God king of incomplete sentences. Husband to wife. Father to dog. Accomplice to cat.
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Houston, 01.10.26; embrace Marvin Zindler Thought
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Houston, 01.10.26; embrace Marvin Zindler Thought
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“did you see that Brianna Wu was flirting with Elisabeth Holmes by talking about cutting off Brian Johnson’s Johns-“
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“did you see that Brianna Wu was flirting with Elisabeth Holmes by talking about cutting off Brian Johnson’s Johns-“
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
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Protest sign on Route 4 in Paramus, New Jersey reads “ICE murders woman in MN”
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Protest sign on Route 4 in Paramus, New Jersey reads “ICE murders woman in MN”
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
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you guys ever see Looper
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
you guys ever see Looper
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Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
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pour one out for the two days in which we thought 2026 was maybe going to be better than 2025
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
pour one out for the two days in which we thought 2026 was maybe going to be better than 2025
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Searle has visits of 15 and a 9 in the last two legs. Been there bro
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Searle has visits of 15 and a 9 in the last two legs. Been there bro
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Trump: horse
Doctor: good, and this one?
Trump: panda bear
Dr: good, and this one?
Trump: they don't screw, the panda
Dr: sir
Trump: they try to make them screw, no good
Dr: sir, the card
Trump: has anybody ever said before about the panda don't screw?
Dr: um ... no
Trump: nobody can do this like me
Doctor: good, and this one?
Trump: panda bear
Dr: good, and this one?
Trump: they don't screw, the panda
Dr: sir
Trump: they try to make them screw, no good
Dr: sir, the card
Trump: has anybody ever said before about the panda don't screw?
Dr: um ... no
Trump: nobody can do this like me
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Trump: horse
Doctor: good, and this one?
Trump: panda bear
Dr: good, and this one?
Trump: they don't screw, the panda
Dr: sir
Trump: they try to make them screw, no good
Dr: sir, the card
Trump: has anybody ever said before about the panda don't screw?
Dr: um ... no
Trump: nobody can do this like me
Doctor: good, and this one?
Trump: panda bear
Dr: good, and this one?
Trump: they don't screw, the panda
Dr: sir
Trump: they try to make them screw, no good
Dr: sir, the card
Trump: has anybody ever said before about the panda don't screw?
Dr: um ... no
Trump: nobody can do this like me
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
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I can only guess that Disney made Chris Evans put on his Captain America costume to bring the Avengers back for a mission to invade Venezuela.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can only guess that Disney made Chris Evans put on his Captain America costume to bring the Avengers back for a mission to invade Venezuela.
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Wow! Letter from Epstein to a convicted sex offender Larry Nassar right before Epstein’s death.
This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.
This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Wow! Letter from Epstein to a convicted sex offender Larry Nassar right before Epstein’s death.
This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.
This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.
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I wonder if someone had the thought to let Bari know that the segment would have to be pulled from other markets and then went "nah"
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wonder if someone had the thought to let Bari know that the segment would have to be pulled from other markets and then went "nah"
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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shit look out he's a dual wielder
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
shit look out he's a dual wielder
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*hurls sandwich*
EAT FRESH, MOTHERFUCKER!"
EAT FRESH, MOTHERFUCKER!"
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*hurls sandwich*
EAT FRESH, MOTHERFUCKER!"
EAT FRESH, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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The new @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social x TrueAnon episode is out.
And it includes some unreleased Epstein emails (shoutout to @dropsitenews.com): youtu.be/4YgC6FWv6hM?...
And it includes some unreleased Epstein emails (shoutout to @dropsitenews.com): youtu.be/4YgC6FWv6hM?...
The Jeffrey Epstein Files, Explained (by the Experts at TrueAnon) | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The new @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social x TrueAnon episode is out.
And it includes some unreleased Epstein emails (shoutout to @dropsitenews.com): youtu.be/4YgC6FWv6hM?...
And it includes some unreleased Epstein emails (shoutout to @dropsitenews.com): youtu.be/4YgC6FWv6hM?...
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Today in Old House Adventures: emergency plumber and his assistant currently talking in tones of hushed awe that would not be out of place in Close Encounters about how badly the builders fucked up here
Swear jar but for every time an electrician says the phrase “for no reason” and shakes his head while inspecting wiring in my house
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today in Old House Adventures: emergency plumber and his assistant currently talking in tones of hushed awe that would not be out of place in Close Encounters about how badly the builders fucked up here
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A+ trolling from Zelenskyy