Karl Christensen
@karlchristensenaz.bsky.social
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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Body: Tummy hort
Me: Oh no why
Body: Easy, no food in it
Me: Okay, I will eat food
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Why now?
Body: Food in it
Me: Oh no why
Body: Easy, no food in it
Me: Okay, I will eat food
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Why now?
Body: Food in it
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Oh no why
Body: Easy, no food in it
Me: Okay, I will eat food
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Why now?
Body: Food in it
Me: Oh no why
Body: Easy, no food in it
Me: Okay, I will eat food
Body: Tummy hort
Me: Why now?
Body: Food in it
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Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
I dread every day I have to drive instead of take the bus to work. I hate driving so much free me from this low density low public transit availability USA mid size city nightmare
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I dread every day I have to drive instead of take the bus to work. I hate driving so much free me from this low density low public transit availability USA mid size city nightmare
Jokes about explaining to younger generations "rolling up" car windows and "hanging up" the phone are done to death. How about explaining why that company is named "AAAA Locksmith Co."
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Jokes about explaining to younger generations "rolling up" car windows and "hanging up" the phone are done to death. How about explaining why that company is named "AAAA Locksmith Co."
@taylorgenovese.com think this technique would be viable at the collegiate level?
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@taylorgenovese.com think this technique would be viable at the collegiate level?
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
People i haven't seen, and in some cases even thought about, keep showing up in my dreams. Friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances from all periods of life. I think my brain decided to be is own Facebook/Instagram replacement ever since I stopped using 'em
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
People i haven't seen, and in some cases even thought about, keep showing up in my dreams. Friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances from all periods of life. I think my brain decided to be is own Facebook/Instagram replacement ever since I stopped using 'em
Just checked this. Couldn't believe how many things were automatically set to Hide, not just the Rude setting
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just checked this. Couldn't believe how many things were automatically set to Hide, not just the Rude setting
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Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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work work
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
work work
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Playing No Man's Sky feels like this.
September 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Playing No Man's Sky feels like this.
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the only AI i need is an earpiece i can wear at my kid's birthday party that tells me the name of the parent i've met like four times before
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
the only AI i need is an earpiece i can wear at my kid's birthday party that tells me the name of the parent i've met like four times before
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Immediately adding this into my lexicon.
September 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Immediately adding this into my lexicon.
There are so many instances of noticing your age... throwing out your back sneezing... hurting yourself sleeping weird... being annoyed by young people... but nothing, absolutely nothing, is as poignant as how goddam late 930pm feels
September 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There are so many instances of noticing your age... throwing out your back sneezing... hurting yourself sleeping weird... being annoyed by young people... but nothing, absolutely nothing, is as poignant as how goddam late 930pm feels
What about it you knew it was a minigun, but had never seen the rounds impact
Would the A10 brrrt still be as visceral if you didn't know what made the sound 🤔
August 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What about it you knew it was a minigun, but had never seen the rounds impact
Would the A10 brrrt still be as visceral if you didn't know what made the sound 🤔
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Would the A10 brrrt still be as visceral if you didn't know what made the sound 🤔
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kinda wishing y2k did jack up all the computers at this point
July 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
kinda wishing y2k did jack up all the computers at this point
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Someone just asked what my hobbies are. Like I can afford that shit
July 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Someone just asked what my hobbies are. Like I can afford that shit
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If you live in #Tucson, AZ, I hope you will join me in signing the petition to stop the proposal to build AI data centers in and around our city. Water-guzzling Project Blue should not be considered a smart decision for our Sonoran Desert community! chng.it/fQDzxkJyb8
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Tell Tucson City Council to Stop Project Blue AI Center in Tucson
chng.it
July 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If you live in #Tucson, AZ, I hope you will join me in signing the petition to stop the proposal to build AI data centers in and around our city. Water-guzzling Project Blue should not be considered a smart decision for our Sonoran Desert community! chng.it/fQDzxkJyb8
"It's not a big deal, I ___________ when I was younger and I turned out just fine. "
Counterpoint: no you didn't.
No need to even tap the airplane bullet holes survivorship bias sign at all... you're just straight up not as fine as you think you are
Counterpoint: no you didn't.
No need to even tap the airplane bullet holes survivorship bias sign at all... you're just straight up not as fine as you think you are
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"It's not a big deal, I ___________ when I was younger and I turned out just fine. "
Counterpoint: no you didn't.
No need to even tap the airplane bullet holes survivorship bias sign at all... you're just straight up not as fine as you think you are
Counterpoint: no you didn't.
No need to even tap the airplane bullet holes survivorship bias sign at all... you're just straight up not as fine as you think you are
Why is every summer cursed? Every summer for the last 5 years or so, a major appliance (sometimes multiple!) breaks and has to be replaced. The A/C breaking makes sense... we live in Tucson, Arizona... but the goddamn microwave?! ffs
July 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why is every summer cursed? Every summer for the last 5 years or so, a major appliance (sometimes multiple!) breaks and has to be replaced. The A/C breaking makes sense... we live in Tucson, Arizona... but the goddamn microwave?! ffs
The USA-ian compulsion to be outgoing & friendly & kind to strangers, up against a nice schizophrenic man at the bus stop that seamlessly transitions from speaking directly to you to speaking to himself... but still sounds like he's speaking to you... and resisting responding to his personal convos
July 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The USA-ian compulsion to be outgoing & friendly & kind to strangers, up against a nice schizophrenic man at the bus stop that seamlessly transitions from speaking directly to you to speaking to himself... but still sounds like he's speaking to you... and resisting responding to his personal convos
Fill it out with coworkers for work-stress catharsis. Then move yourself all the way to full evil and post it in the break room
A 3 axis spectrum chart with a stupid-smart axis, a incompetent- competent axis, & an evil-good axis. Intended for political critique but hilariously filled in instead with Muppets by a shitposter
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fill it out with coworkers for work-stress catharsis. Then move yourself all the way to full evil and post it in the break room