Servlife
@servlife.bsky.social
Reluctant restaurant manager. LGBTQ+ ally all the way🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. I will fight for you. I'm either fighting fascism, or shitposting, it really depends how I feel in the morning. How do you meet people in Seattle?
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Servlife
@servlife.bsky.social
· Jul 19
I must say “Jesus Christ, these fucking people”, at least nine times a day
This is every fucking day working in a restaurant.
Dan Haylen: You'll never get away with this!!
Early: Oh yeah we will.
Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!
Early: Oh yeah we will.
Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!
Reading the news every day: hmm, well, you win 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 round, evil.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dan Haylen: You'll never get away with this!!
Early: Oh yeah we will.
Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!
Early: Oh yeah we will.
Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!
Sometimes I just need to curl into the fetal position and watch Kpop Demon Hunters. It's been really good for my mental health.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sometimes I just need to curl into the fetal position and watch Kpop Demon Hunters. It's been really good for my mental health.
I just dug out all the toys my cat has knocked under my fridge. As soon as I gave them back to him he very deliberately grabbed one, walked over to the fridge, dropped it, and immediately knocked it back underneath.
And then he complained about it.
I'm not even mad.
And then he complained about it.
I'm not even mad.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just dug out all the toys my cat has knocked under my fridge. As soon as I gave them back to him he very deliberately grabbed one, walked over to the fridge, dropped it, and immediately knocked it back underneath.
And then he complained about it.
I'm not even mad.
And then he complained about it.
I'm not even mad.
Every day at work I have to change the toilet paper roll to the correct over the top hanging way. If I ever find the person doing it the wrong way, well, then we're gonna fight.
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Every day at work I have to change the toilet paper roll to the correct over the top hanging way. If I ever find the person doing it the wrong way, well, then we're gonna fight.
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hierarchy of sports fans that totally suck:
#1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America.
#2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do.
#3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful.
#4 is just all other sports fans.
#1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America.
#2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do.
#3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful.
#4 is just all other sports fans.
September 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
hierarchy of sports fans that totally suck:
#1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America.
#2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do.
#3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful.
#4 is just all other sports fans.
#1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America.
#2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do.
#3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful.
#4 is just all other sports fans.
Does anyone else feel like they should be able to double like a song on Spotify so it shows up more or is that just me?
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Does anyone else feel like they should be able to double like a song on Spotify so it shows up more or is that just me?
I'm pretty sure the speed the smile leaves my face when I'm done talking to a table can be measured in light seconds.
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm pretty sure the speed the smile leaves my face when I'm done talking to a table can be measured in light seconds.
Good morning 1999's The Mummy fans, and no one else.
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Good morning 1999's The Mummy fans, and no one else.
You ever write a work message so good that you go back and read a dozen times because you're so proud of it? That's me today.
October 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You ever write a work message so good that you go back and read a dozen times because you're so proud of it? That's me today.
Ok. Everyone. This is important. We CAN NOT call this the epstine ballroom. If we called it the Epstein ballroom, it might associate That Orange asshole with Epstein and we absolutely can't call it the Epstein ballroom without people that don't want it to be called the Epstein ballroom getting angry
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ok. Everyone. This is important. We CAN NOT call this the epstine ballroom. If we called it the Epstein ballroom, it might associate That Orange asshole with Epstein and we absolutely can't call it the Epstein ballroom without people that don't want it to be called the Epstein ballroom getting angry
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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Ok, my restaurant is slowing down for the season, so I'm looking for help finding things to entertain myself while I'm standing around for 6 hours a day with nothing to do. (Salary pay is amazing.) I can't just be on my phone, so wtf should I do to pass the time?
September 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ok, my restaurant is slowing down for the season, so I'm looking for help finding things to entertain myself while I'm standing around for 6 hours a day with nothing to do. (Salary pay is amazing.) I can't just be on my phone, so wtf should I do to pass the time?
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Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?
Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?
That all people, despite their gender identity, sexual orientation, race, religion, political views, etc... are people, and deserve all the rights afforded to all people in this country. It's not that hard guys. Just fucking do it.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That all people, despite their gender identity, sexual orientation, race, religion, political views, etc... are people, and deserve all the rights afforded to all people in this country. It's not that hard guys. Just fucking do it.
If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine.
I'm bringing this up with my therapist next time I talk to her.
Them: You need to identify your triggers in order to stop drinking
Me: I’m old AF , everything is a trigger
Me: I’m old AF , everything is a trigger
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I'm bringing this up with my therapist next time I talk to her.
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I accept your permission to do a racial slur. Unfortunately, I don't actually know any racial slurs for Italians? So...
A-here we go!
Mama mia!
It'sa me, Mario!
Zzz... Ahh, spaghetti.
So long, gay Bowser!
A-here we go!
Mama mia!
It'sa me, Mario!
Zzz... Ahh, spaghetti.
So long, gay Bowser!
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I accept your permission to do a racial slur. Unfortunately, I don't actually know any racial slurs for Italians? So...
A-here we go!
Mama mia!
It'sa me, Mario!
Zzz... Ahh, spaghetti.
So long, gay Bowser!
A-here we go!
Mama mia!
It'sa me, Mario!
Zzz... Ahh, spaghetti.
So long, gay Bowser!
The Enshitification of all things will continue until the revolution begins.
October 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The Enshitification of all things will continue until the revolution begins.
@tylerfromtheinternet.com is one of the most creative people that I have ever collected into my stable of creative people. If you aren't hiring him, you are FUCKING missing out.
btw I do:
* writing (currently for a big firm freelance)
* graphic design (like this and selling shirts)
* production/editing/directing video (commercials and more artistic projects)
* motion graphics and such
* marketing materials
* layouts and design
* lots more stuff
* writing (currently for a big firm freelance)
* graphic design (like this and selling shirts)
* production/editing/directing video (commercials and more artistic projects)
* motion graphics and such
* marketing materials
* layouts and design
* lots more stuff
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@tylerfromtheinternet.com is one of the most creative people that I have ever collected into my stable of creative people. If you aren't hiring him, you are FUCKING missing out.
Very few times in my life have I ever found a cover that exceeds the original song. This is one of them.
youtu.be/Y0NZmdNOcoo?...
youtu.be/Y0NZmdNOcoo?...
No Rain (Blind Melon cover) - Mike Massé, Sterling Cottam and Jeff Hall
YouTube video by Mike Massé
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Very few times in my life have I ever found a cover that exceeds the original song. This is one of them.
youtu.be/Y0NZmdNOcoo?...
youtu.be/Y0NZmdNOcoo?...
I am reaching out to anyone that lives in the NY Broadway area, I'm looking for someone that can get me a specific piece of merch from the Wicked show for a friends birthday. I know it's a longshot, but I'd be willing to pay for the ticket, and the cost of merch, AND a substantial finders fee.
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am reaching out to anyone that lives in the NY Broadway area, I'm looking for someone that can get me a specific piece of merch from the Wicked show for a friends birthday. I know it's a longshot, but I'd be willing to pay for the ticket, and the cost of merch, AND a substantial finders fee.
Every day we stray further from God.
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every day we stray further from God.
Every single thing you have ever done in your entire life has led you to be scrolling past this one specific post at this exact second in your whole existence.
You just lost the game.
You just lost the game.
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every single thing you have ever done in your entire life has led you to be scrolling past this one specific post at this exact second in your whole existence.
You just lost the game.
You just lost the game.
Happy Caturday everyone.
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy Caturday everyone.