Kelsey A
@kalmagu.bsky.social
Cat & dog person. I don’t know what I’m doing here.
Oh, we see it. We see it.
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh, we see it. We see it.
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All this will do is scare people away from getting their children/themselves tested, which he will inevitably use to claim that rates are declining. We need to stand up and protect our neurodivergent friends and family.
RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.
RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People
And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.
newrepublic.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
All this will do is scare people away from getting their children/themselves tested, which he will inevitably use to claim that rates are declining. We need to stand up and protect our neurodivergent friends and family.
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in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine
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I get the point of all the "whether or not Elon *actually did* a sieg heil, he knew how it would be interpreted" takes, but I just need it on record that yes, yes he did, there was no ambiguity, did it twice to make sure we saw it, and anyone saying "maybe he meant something else" is full of shit
January 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I get the point of all the "whether or not Elon *actually did* a sieg heil, he knew how it would be interpreted" takes, but I just need it on record that yes, yes he did, there was no ambiguity, did it twice to make sure we saw it, and anyone saying "maybe he meant something else" is full of shit
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Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
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i just want to double down on this. d’onofrio’s “egger” performance is unreal. like, you immediately accept with no hesitation that this man you are watching is a giant alien cockroach in a human suit, and it’s all done with make-up and physical acting. a top ten hollywood physical performance.
also vincent d’onofrio was robbed of his best supporting actor nomination and win
December 10, 2024 at 2:04 AM
i just want to double down on this. d’onofrio’s “egger” performance is unreal. like, you immediately accept with no hesitation that this man you are watching is a giant alien cockroach in a human suit, and it’s all done with make-up and physical acting. a top ten hollywood physical performance.
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The current vibe I bring to the function
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The current vibe I bring to the function
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This piece is incredible. www.esquire.com/news-politic...
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
www.esquire.com
November 26, 2024 at 11:22 PM
This piece is incredible. www.esquire.com/news-politic...
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Trump broke the U.S. media over his knee. Every day they casually write headlines like this, and instead of chasing him down hallways to demand he defend his statements and actions, like they did/do with every other candidate at every level, they just shrug, like "eh, whattya gonna do?"
October 2, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Trump broke the U.S. media over his knee. Every day they casually write headlines like this, and instead of chasing him down hallways to demand he defend his statements and actions, like they did/do with every other candidate at every level, they just shrug, like "eh, whattya gonna do?"
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Every week the NFL news is like
Tua's friends beg him to retire before he dies
81 new women file assault charges against Deshaun Watson Every player on every team is out due to injury
NFL sets TV ratings record
Tua's friends beg him to retire before he dies
81 new women file assault charges against Deshaun Watson Every player on every team is out due to injury
NFL sets TV ratings record
September 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Every week the NFL news is like
Tua's friends beg him to retire before he dies
81 new women file assault charges against Deshaun Watson Every player on every team is out due to injury
NFL sets TV ratings record
Tua's friends beg him to retire before he dies
81 new women file assault charges against Deshaun Watson Every player on every team is out due to injury
NFL sets TV ratings record
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As everyone looks through these Epstein files, let's just not rush to judgement on a guy who bought a teen beauty pageant just to walk in on the contestants as they were changing and then mysteriously let Epstein commit suicide while in his federal custody. Could be anything.
January 4, 2024 at 2:37 AM
As everyone looks through these Epstein files, let's just not rush to judgement on a guy who bought a teen beauty pageant just to walk in on the contestants as they were changing and then mysteriously let Epstein commit suicide while in his federal custody. Could be anything.
Adding a bunch of “no worries!” and exclamation points even though I have all the worries and am not excited.
January 4, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Adding a bunch of “no worries!” and exclamation points even though I have all the worries and am not excited.
Sunday scaries on a Tuesday.
January 3, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Sunday scaries on a Tuesday.
So much of this job is just eating shit with a smile; and sometimes I just want to treat people how they treat me.
Yet, if I did that, I would be a bitch.
Yet, if I did that, I would be a bitch.
December 28, 2023 at 3:24 PM
So much of this job is just eating shit with a smile; and sometimes I just want to treat people how they treat me.
Yet, if I did that, I would be a bitch.
Yet, if I did that, I would be a bitch.
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do you want to see something so so beautiful
December 24, 2023 at 3:40 AM
do you want to see something so so beautiful
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Continuing our year-end superlatives, I picked 10 of my favorite episodes of the year, some from shows that were universally acclaimed, some from shows that leveled up for a single installment:
The 10 Best TV Episodes of 2023
From Richie learning the value of hard work in ‘The Bear’ to that shocker of a ‘Succession’ wedding, these are the very best TV episodes of the year.
www.rollingstone.com
December 25, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Continuing our year-end superlatives, I picked 10 of my favorite episodes of the year, some from shows that were universally acclaimed, some from shows that leveled up for a single installment:
Not sure why people aren’t really taking me seriously today. I’m a very serious person.
December 20, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Not sure why people aren’t really taking me seriously today. I’m a very serious person.
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still my favorite diversity indicator
December 6, 2023 at 2:07 AM
still my favorite diversity indicator
Really just waiting until I have that job where I can stand around and laugh during the day instead of frantically sending emails.
I don’t think I’ll ever get there but I’ll keep giving those that are the side eye 😒
I don’t think I’ll ever get there but I’ll keep giving those that are the side eye 😒
November 14, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Really just waiting until I have that job where I can stand around and laugh during the day instead of frantically sending emails.
I don’t think I’ll ever get there but I’ll keep giving those that are the side eye 😒
I don’t think I’ll ever get there but I’ll keep giving those that are the side eye 😒
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The election you should be focusing on takes place on Tuesday. You can probably vote for the school board, the library board, maybe sheriff, local officials and offices that shape your community. Do you have a plan to vote?
November 5, 2023 at 2:30 PM
The election you should be focusing on takes place on Tuesday. You can probably vote for the school board, the library board, maybe sheriff, local officials and offices that shape your community. Do you have a plan to vote?
So satisfying when you search through two social media apps to track down someone from your past whose name you kinda forgot but who randomly popped into your head.
October 26, 2023 at 9:06 PM
So satisfying when you search through two social media apps to track down someone from your past whose name you kinda forgot but who randomly popped into your head.
Just wanted to remember what I look like today.
October 24, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Just wanted to remember what I look like today.
Screaming into the void that I’m so tired of cleaning up other peoples shit!!!!!!!!!! 🤬 this happened six months ago this ago idgaf what text messages you have saved, bro, it’s not changing my mind.
October 17, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Screaming into the void that I’m so tired of cleaning up other peoples shit!!!!!!!!!! 🤬 this happened six months ago this ago idgaf what text messages you have saved, bro, it’s not changing my mind.
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