Dani Rose
@danirose63.bsky.social
a social worker that copes with humor who’s just trying her best
Got recognized by the barista at my favorite local coffee shop this morning
a man in a suit and tie is being interviewed by a group of people
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is being interviewed by a group of people
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April 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Got recognized by the barista at my favorite local coffee shop this morning
How I walk through the airport security line knowing I’ve got CLEAR and TSA Pre-check
a woman in a white tank top and shorts is walking down the street .
ALT: a woman in a white tank top and shorts is walking down the street .
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March 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How I walk through the airport security line knowing I’ve got CLEAR and TSA Pre-check
Manicurist: you got married last year right?
Me: no
Manicurist: are you dating anyone?
Me: also no
Manicurist: what are your goals for this year
Me:
Me: no
Manicurist: are you dating anyone?
Me: also no
Manicurist: what are your goals for this year
Me:
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words `` c mon man '' .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words `` c mon man '' .
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March 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Manicurist: you got married last year right?
Me: no
Manicurist: are you dating anyone?
Me: also no
Manicurist: what are your goals for this year
Me:
Me: no
Manicurist: are you dating anyone?
Me: also no
Manicurist: what are your goals for this year
Me:
Everyone needs to stop comparing Patrick Mahomes to Kermit the Frog. It’s just so mean and unnecessarily cruel to do to Kermit. He doesn’t deserve that.
February 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Everyone needs to stop comparing Patrick Mahomes to Kermit the Frog. It’s just so mean and unnecessarily cruel to do to Kermit. He doesn’t deserve that.
Ultra high rise jeans are not for the weak 😅
February 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ultra high rise jeans are not for the weak 😅
My dog has really been living his best life with all the snow we’ve gotten 🥰
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My dog has really been living his best life with all the snow we’ve gotten 🥰
Oh boy I was not mentally okay this year 😅😅😅
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Oh boy I was not mentally okay this year 😅😅😅
I saw Wicked for my middle school self but most importantly, I saw it for him
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I saw Wicked for my middle school self but most importantly, I saw it for him
S/O to the girl blasting You’re Losing me and So Long London in her car. I hope you are okay and that you have ditched the loser that’s been holding you back ❤️
December 3, 2024 at 11:20 PM
S/O to the girl blasting You’re Losing me and So Long London in her car. I hope you are okay and that you have ditched the loser that’s been holding you back ❤️
I can’t wait for my Spotify wrapped to tell me how terrible my mental health was this year
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I can’t wait for my Spotify wrapped to tell me how terrible my mental health was this year
And so begins the season of engagement posts
a woman says " voice cracking i 'm so happy for you " in front of a man
ALT: a woman says " voice cracking i 'm so happy for you " in front of a man
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November 29, 2024 at 3:36 PM
And so begins the season of engagement posts
Times I’ve been so glad to be chronically online:
30-50 feral hogs
Poot Lovato
Oceangate
Glasgow Wonka Experience
Scandoval
La La Land mishap at the Oscars
Holding space for Defying Gravity
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Trump getting COVID
Adele Dazeem
Don’t Worry Darling press tour
30-50 feral hogs
Poot Lovato
Oceangate
Glasgow Wonka Experience
Scandoval
La La Land mishap at the Oscars
Holding space for Defying Gravity
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Trump getting COVID
Adele Dazeem
Don’t Worry Darling press tour
November 26, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Times I’ve been so glad to be chronically online:
30-50 feral hogs
Poot Lovato
Oceangate
Glasgow Wonka Experience
Scandoval
La La Land mishap at the Oscars
Holding space for Defying Gravity
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Trump getting COVID
Adele Dazeem
Don’t Worry Darling press tour
30-50 feral hogs
Poot Lovato
Oceangate
Glasgow Wonka Experience
Scandoval
La La Land mishap at the Oscars
Holding space for Defying Gravity
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Trump getting COVID
Adele Dazeem
Don’t Worry Darling press tour
Holding space in the back alley of SUR as I process the Vanderpump Rules news
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Holding space in the back alley of SUR as I process the Vanderpump Rules news
Clips from Bo Burnham’s Inside keep popping up on my fyp on TikTok. I think my TikTok is trying to tell me that I am not mentally okay lol
November 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Clips from Bo Burnham’s Inside keep popping up on my fyp on TikTok. I think my TikTok is trying to tell me that I am not mentally okay lol
Just trying to get through the day and really take in the lyrics of defying gravity but people keep bothering me
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Just trying to get through the day and really take in the lyrics of defying gravity but people keep bothering me
Tis the season! Here’s my christmas wish list in case anyone’s in a giving mood
November 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Tis the season! Here’s my christmas wish list in case anyone’s in a giving mood
Am I mentally ill or did I just want to dye my hair red?
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Am I mentally ill or did I just want to dye my hair red?
Not all animated movies need a live-action reboot. This movie is so beautiful and should have been left alone!
From animation to live-action, ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’
In theaters on June 13, 2025.
In theaters on June 13, 2025.
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Not all animated movies need a live-action reboot. This movie is so beautiful and should have been left alone!
A cozy morning with my best boy
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
A cozy morning with my best boy
Me if RFK comes after coke zero
a young boy in a blue shirt says " i 'll fight you "
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt says " i 'll fight you "
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November 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Me if RFK comes after coke zero
The current vibe I bring to the function
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The current vibe I bring to the function