Kallie
@kallieisweird.bsky.social
She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
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the fact that official government social media accounts are rage baiting us and using pop songs so that the pop girlies reply and say “stop using my music, assholes” is something that no dystopian author prepared me for
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the fact that official government social media accounts are rage baiting us and using pop songs so that the pop girlies reply and say “stop using my music, assholes” is something that no dystopian author prepared me for
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So our campus just announced the six undergraduate programs being put on the chopping block.
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So our campus just announced the six undergraduate programs being put on the chopping block.
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
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it just makes me think of this comic
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
it just makes me think of this comic
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
"what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"
If you are Canadian, that thanksgiving food in your fridge is WAY overdue.
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you are Canadian, that thanksgiving food in your fridge is WAY overdue.
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How can Danielle Smith claim to barely know the man at the center of the CorruptCare scandal when she's had dinner at his house, met with him multiple times, and her closest advisors include five members of his family?
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
Danielle Smith claims she doesn't know the man at the centre of the CorruptCare scandal...
YouTube video by Naheed Nenshi
youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How can Danielle Smith claim to barely know the man at the center of the CorruptCare scandal when she's had dinner at his house, met with him multiple times, and her closest advisors include five members of his family?
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
youtube.com/shorts/pvkgA...
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In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
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I’m a GI nurse. I’m here to tell you we are all the same on the inside
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m a GI nurse. I’m here to tell you we are all the same on the inside
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It's Muppets Christmas Carol Season!
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's Muppets Christmas Carol Season!
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Meet two heroes of our times.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Meet two heroes of our times.
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Annual cheese diet has commenced. (As in, a diet consisting entirely of cheese.)
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Annual cheese diet has commenced. (As in, a diet consisting entirely of cheese.)
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It's ludicrous how these predatory practices are allowed to operate on the premise of exploiting people in extreme medical duress.🤬💔
"...government acknowledged to CBC.. seems to be some confusion.. promising a review “to ensure there is clarity on who enforces the Act.”
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"...government acknowledged to CBC.. seems to be some confusion.. promising a review “to ensure there is clarity on who enforces the Act.”
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
American ALS patient died alone after paying $84K US in pursuit of healing at controversial Sask. facility | CBC News
A 70-year-old American ALS patient came to Saskatchewan chasing the promise of healing offered by the Dr. Goodenowe Restorative Health Center in Moose Jaw, Sask. But former Goodenowe employees say tha...
www.cbc.ca
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It's ludicrous how these predatory practices are allowed to operate on the premise of exploiting people in extreme medical duress.🤬💔
"...government acknowledged to CBC.. seems to be some confusion.. promising a review “to ensure there is clarity on who enforces the Act.”
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"...government acknowledged to CBC.. seems to be some confusion.. promising a review “to ensure there is clarity on who enforces the Act.”
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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I think this is a record. We have twenty-two pies for eighteen people.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think this is a record. We have twenty-two pies for eighteen people.
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I just found out eminem has a grandson and I am very stoned and like, just IMAGINE that you go to thanksgiving dinner and your mom is like, “remember to give grampa a big hug,” and then your grampa is EMINEM, like WHAT
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I just found out eminem has a grandson and I am very stoned and like, just IMAGINE that you go to thanksgiving dinner and your mom is like, “remember to give grampa a big hug,” and then your grampa is EMINEM, like WHAT
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🌗 People house-ruling for Monopoly is incredibly funny to me because the game is *intended* to be so unbalanced as to be unplayable because it was initially created as a critique of economic policy and rent
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
🌗 People house-ruling for Monopoly is incredibly funny to me because the game is *intended* to be so unbalanced as to be unplayable because it was initially created as a critique of economic policy and rent
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A new addition to the great line of photos my kid has taken of me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A new addition to the great line of photos my kid has taken of me.
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This one’s a new one for me - right in downtown Portland. Pretty gorgeous. #Photography #StreetArt #Mural #Portland 📷🐸
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This one’s a new one for me - right in downtown Portland. Pretty gorgeous. #Photography #StreetArt #Mural #Portland 📷🐸
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A 13-year search for one of the world's rarest flowers in Indonesia ends in a 'magical experience'
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Researcher cries after finding rare flower in Indonesia
A team of researchers describe the "magical" experience of finding a rare species of flower in bloom deep in the Sumatran rainforest after a 23-hour trek.
www.abc.net.au
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A 13-year search for one of the world's rarest flowers in Indonesia ends in a 'magical experience'
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
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if I ever get to the point where I'm like "dude, I need to argue with bill nye about how I hate vaccines" please take away my phone
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
if I ever get to the point where I'm like "dude, I need to argue with bill nye about how I hate vaccines" please take away my phone
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
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Libby is there for virtual access also. Many programs that actually pay for the licenses for the audio/digital copies.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Libby is there for virtual access also. Many programs that actually pay for the licenses for the audio/digital copies.