Kallie
@kallieisweird.bsky.social
She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
Finished a blanket. I didn't notice the rainbows in the background until I looked at the photo.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Finished a blanket. I didn't notice the rainbows in the background until I looked at the photo.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
Kpop Demon Hunter toenails! As obsessions go, pretty fun and harmless. I'm enjoying making it my whole thing.
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kpop Demon Hunter toenails! As obsessions go, pretty fun and harmless. I'm enjoying making it my whole thing.
There are fairies living in my rubber plant.
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There are fairies living in my rubber plant.
I'm so grateful. Finished a long breathwork session by Othership. Feeling grounded, and a lot of emotional release. Feeling a lot of gratitude. I finished and opened my eyes at just the right time and got to see a beautiful bedroom rainbow.
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm so grateful. Finished a long breathwork session by Othership. Feeling grounded, and a lot of emotional release. Feeling a lot of gratitude. I finished and opened my eyes at just the right time and got to see a beautiful bedroom rainbow.
Got some new pants from Cider. Love them. Doing a little fashion show while my entire basement is in disarray from me tearing apart my overflowing linen closet and sorting all my towels and cloths and sheets and pillow cases. Bags and bags to donate. Why did I have ten+ sheet sets for my king bed?
September 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Got some new pants from Cider. Love them. Doing a little fashion show while my entire basement is in disarray from me tearing apart my overflowing linen closet and sorting all my towels and cloths and sheets and pillow cases. Bags and bags to donate. Why did I have ten+ sheet sets for my king bed?
This is what a hypomanic morning looks like. Full glam makeup at 9 am and mesmerized by my window rainbows.
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is what a hypomanic morning looks like. Full glam makeup at 9 am and mesmerized by my window rainbows.
I'm being Rumi for Halloween. And probably every opportunity ever. Outfit from "Free" song scene (except full on Hunter/X branded hoodie) and I found a cool purple highlighter that makes awesome patterns.
Ordered the purple hair, using weaving bundles and purple hair wax for my own hair parts.
Ordered the purple hair, using weaving bundles and purple hair wax for my own hair parts.
September 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm being Rumi for Halloween. And probably every opportunity ever. Outfit from "Free" song scene (except full on Hunter/X branded hoodie) and I found a cool purple highlighter that makes awesome patterns.
Ordered the purple hair, using weaving bundles and purple hair wax for my own hair parts.
Ordered the purple hair, using weaving bundles and purple hair wax for my own hair parts.
These are both derpy
September 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
These are both derpy
About 2/3 done my first crochet baby blanket.
Photo is sage green variegated soft acrylic yarn crocheted in a neat textured pattern. Nothing super fancy. I believe it is about 38 inches long, maybe 25 inches wide? Aiming for about 40x40" receiving blanket size after the puff edge is done.
Photo is sage green variegated soft acrylic yarn crocheted in a neat textured pattern. Nothing super fancy. I believe it is about 38 inches long, maybe 25 inches wide? Aiming for about 40x40" receiving blanket size after the puff edge is done.
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
About 2/3 done my first crochet baby blanket.
Photo is sage green variegated soft acrylic yarn crocheted in a neat textured pattern. Nothing super fancy. I believe it is about 38 inches long, maybe 25 inches wide? Aiming for about 40x40" receiving blanket size after the puff edge is done.
Photo is sage green variegated soft acrylic yarn crocheted in a neat textured pattern. Nothing super fancy. I believe it is about 38 inches long, maybe 25 inches wide? Aiming for about 40x40" receiving blanket size after the puff edge is done.
I'm working on a baby blanket but I didn't realize the yarn in the pattern was #3 weight and mine is #4 so it is still going to be pretty but it will be much larger than I expected because I used the same number of stitches. I'm still learning. The scarf was the same pattern of stitches, practice
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm working on a baby blanket but I didn't realize the yarn in the pattern was #3 weight and mine is #4 so it is still going to be pretty but it will be much larger than I expected because I used the same number of stitches. I'm still learning. The scarf was the same pattern of stitches, practice
REST IN PEACE
My Sea-Monkeys
24 August 2025
The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while. You know it's one conception of death for Buddhists: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from and where it's supposed to be.
- The Good Place
My Sea-Monkeys
24 August 2025
The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while. You know it's one conception of death for Buddhists: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from and where it's supposed to be.
- The Good Place
August 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
REST IN PEACE
My Sea-Monkeys
24 August 2025
The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while. You know it's one conception of death for Buddhists: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from and where it's supposed to be.
- The Good Place
My Sea-Monkeys
24 August 2025
The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while. You know it's one conception of death for Buddhists: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from and where it's supposed to be.
- The Good Place
I learned how to crochet and I made another chunky chenille blankie and we watched Kpop Demon Hunters (my now favorite movie of all time) and some Hazbin Hotel.
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I learned how to crochet and I made another chunky chenille blankie and we watched Kpop Demon Hunters (my now favorite movie of all time) and some Hazbin Hotel.
View from my sick bed.
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
View from my sick bed.
Here is the first chunky finger knit blanket I made. It is very soft.
August 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Here is the first chunky finger knit blanket I made. It is very soft.
Don't tell my mom, but I'm making her a blanket for her birthday. This is my second ever finger knit blanket.
August 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Don't tell my mom, but I'm making her a blanket for her birthday. This is my second ever finger knit blanket.
Supper of champions
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Supper of champions
I love this comment about incels. "Any time two or more incels get together, they're making the decision to not have sex with each other, and therefore are now voluntary celebate"
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love this comment about incels. "Any time two or more incels get together, they're making the decision to not have sex with each other, and therefore are now voluntary celebate"
Had a deer friend visit me today.
August 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Had a deer friend visit me today.
White clover flower in my backyard
August 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
White clover flower in my backyard
I'm surprised to see this bold statement coming from a local business. The bumper sticker on the red cybertruck says "I bought this before I realized Elon was AWESOME"
Drain Master Industrial in Lethbridge Alberta. Very bold strategy. Noted.
Drain Master Industrial in Lethbridge Alberta. Very bold strategy. Noted.
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm surprised to see this bold statement coming from a local business. The bumper sticker on the red cybertruck says "I bought this before I realized Elon was AWESOME"
Drain Master Industrial in Lethbridge Alberta. Very bold strategy. Noted.
Drain Master Industrial in Lethbridge Alberta. Very bold strategy. Noted.
All my herbs salad.
Cottage cheese, olive oil, salt, pepper, and the following from my garden: cherry tomatoes, basil, dill, chives, and mint.
Cottage cheese, olive oil, salt, pepper, and the following from my garden: cherry tomatoes, basil, dill, chives, and mint.
July 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
All my herbs salad.
Cottage cheese, olive oil, salt, pepper, and the following from my garden: cherry tomatoes, basil, dill, chives, and mint.
Cottage cheese, olive oil, salt, pepper, and the following from my garden: cherry tomatoes, basil, dill, chives, and mint.
