Kallie
@kallieisweird.bsky.social
She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
"Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol
"Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
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study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1
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Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.
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I feel like if you didn't know that was a dementia test ... You failed the dementia test
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I feel like if you didn't know that was a dementia test ... You failed the dementia test
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I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.
Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀
#PublicHealth
Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀
#PublicHealth
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.
Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀
#PublicHealth
Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀
#PublicHealth
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When I was a kid my parents would take me to the store to use some of my allowance to buy food & supplies for the food bank
They always told me to choose a treat that I would want because the poorer kids never get a choice
They NEVER told me it could be essentials only
They taught me not to judge
They always told me to choose a treat that I would want because the poorer kids never get a choice
They NEVER told me it could be essentials only
They taught me not to judge
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
When I was a kid my parents would take me to the store to use some of my allowance to buy food & supplies for the food bank
They always told me to choose a treat that I would want because the poorer kids never get a choice
They NEVER told me it could be essentials only
They taught me not to judge
They always told me to choose a treat that I would want because the poorer kids never get a choice
They NEVER told me it could be essentials only
They taught me not to judge
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Disability and poverty go hand in hand.
Anyone can become disabled at any time
It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of, and it’s an expensive existence
You are much closer to being sick and unhoused than you are to being rich & secure
Anyone can become disabled at any time
It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of, and it’s an expensive existence
You are much closer to being sick and unhoused than you are to being rich & secure
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Disability and poverty go hand in hand.
Anyone can become disabled at any time
It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of, and it’s an expensive existence
You are much closer to being sick and unhoused than you are to being rich & secure
Anyone can become disabled at any time
It’s not a moral failing. It’s not something you can “try harder” your way out of, and it’s an expensive existence
You are much closer to being sick and unhoused than you are to being rich & secure
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I defy anyone to design a political platform aimed at winning this guy's vote:
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I defy anyone to design a political platform aimed at winning this guy's vote:
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did I want Canada to burn it down again earlier this year? a little bit, yes
am I weirdly mad at him? also yes
am I weirdly mad at him? also yes
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
did I want Canada to burn it down again earlier this year? a little bit, yes
am I weirdly mad at him? also yes
am I weirdly mad at him? also yes
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
I'm consistently disappointed in oranges. Maybe fruit wasn't meant to travel so far.
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm consistently disappointed in oranges. Maybe fruit wasn't meant to travel so far.
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#Bipolar isn’t a "chemical imbalance." That myth oversimplifies & fuels stigma. Science shows real biological markers—from brain scans to genetics—that prove it’s a complex, medical illness. I wrote abt what the research really says → l.natashatracy.com/chemical-imb... #bipolarsky #survivingbipolar
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
#Bipolar isn’t a "chemical imbalance." That myth oversimplifies & fuels stigma. Science shows real biological markers—from brain scans to genetics—that prove it’s a complex, medical illness. I wrote abt what the research really says → l.natashatracy.com/chemical-imb... #bipolarsky #survivingbipolar
Alberta teachers were offered LESS than 3% raise per year for each of the next four years, after only receiving a TOTAL increase of 3.8% in the last six years while inflation was over 20%. The deal they were offered also doesn't deal with a core issue, insane class sizes.
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Alberta teachers were offered LESS than 3% raise per year for each of the next four years, after only receiving a TOTAL increase of 3.8% in the last six years while inflation was over 20%. The deal they were offered also doesn't deal with a core issue, insane class sizes.
BISEXUALS win top place as "highest" users of cannabis in Canada, boo ya!!! #bisexualrepresentation #420
Bisexuals with jobs are second only to bisexuals in school. Makes sense to me.
www.canada.ca/en/health-ca...
Bisexuals with jobs are second only to bisexuals in school. Makes sense to me.
www.canada.ca/en/health-ca...
Canadian Cannabis Survey 2022: Summary - Canada.ca
The aim of the CCS is to obtain detailed information about the habits of people who use cannabis and behaviours relative to cannabis use
www.canada.ca
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
BISEXUALS win top place as "highest" users of cannabis in Canada, boo ya!!! #bisexualrepresentation #420
Bisexuals with jobs are second only to bisexuals in school. Makes sense to me.
www.canada.ca/en/health-ca...
Bisexuals with jobs are second only to bisexuals in school. Makes sense to me.
www.canada.ca/en/health-ca...
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There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
Kid and I are watching all the Jurassic Park movies from the beginning. In the original, I pointed out that Jeff Goldblum's character is very well known for being sexy, especially the part where he is injured and lying on his side.
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Kid and I are watching all the Jurassic Park movies from the beginning. In the original, I pointed out that Jeff Goldblum's character is very well known for being sexy, especially the part where he is injured and lying on his side.
Breaking news for us lentil enthusiasts!!!!
Traders forecast record lentil yields for Canada | The Western Producer share.google/SJW3AkdzrcZl...
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Traders forecast record lentil yields for Canada | The Western Producer
Canada’s lentil crop is big and likely to get even larger as the year unfolds, say traders at an annual Pulse and Special Crops Convention.
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September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Breaking news for us lentil enthusiasts!!!!
Traders forecast record lentil yields for Canada | The Western Producer share.google/SJW3AkdzrcZl...
Traders forecast record lentil yields for Canada | The Western Producer share.google/SJW3AkdzrcZl...
Finished a blanket. I didn't notice the rainbows in the background until I looked at the photo.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Finished a blanket. I didn't notice the rainbows in the background until I looked at the photo.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
Spending the whole day watching musicals and resting. Goes against all my urges to be productive but I really need the rest. Been through hell and back.
I started giving my kid a fibre supplement twice a day. The fibre supplement is half a keto tortilla cut into chip shapes, warmed up and served with salsa. 10 grams of fibre per "dose". I'm a genius.
September 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I started giving my kid a fibre supplement twice a day. The fibre supplement is half a keto tortilla cut into chip shapes, warmed up and served with salsa. 10 grams of fibre per "dose". I'm a genius.
Kpop Demon Hunter toenails! As obsessions go, pretty fun and harmless. I'm enjoying making it my whole thing.
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kpop Demon Hunter toenails! As obsessions go, pretty fun and harmless. I'm enjoying making it my whole thing.
My anxiety is trying to escape the clonazepam and I forgot to take my sleeping pill until just now. Whee
September 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My anxiety is trying to escape the clonazepam and I forgot to take my sleeping pill until just now. Whee
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As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.
September 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.
There are fairies living in my rubber plant.
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There are fairies living in my rubber plant.