amonkeyinmanhattan
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All views my own unless they're originally from somebody else.
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If I played doubles tennis I would worry that the other pair were talking about me and saying that I’m fat and stupid and laughing behind their hands
July 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If I played doubles tennis I would worry that the other pair were talking about me and saying that I’m fat and stupid and laughing behind their hands
Over her dead body!
July 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Over her dead body!
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I thought it was significant that I didn’t see a single solitary second of this show. Even to take the piss. Nothing. Too dull even to mock.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind...
June 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I thought it was significant that I didn’t see a single solitary second of this show. Even to take the piss. Nothing. Too dull even to mock.
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Some people in life are winners. Their paths diverge upwards in ascendancy. Others, like me for example, sit around wondering where their shopping delivery is, only to discover that the window they selected was in fact 10-11 *PM*.
June 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Some people in life are winners. Their paths diverge upwards in ascendancy. Others, like me for example, sit around wondering where their shopping delivery is, only to discover that the window they selected was in fact 10-11 *PM*.
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Just Liz Truss at the launch party for a new whiskey being sold by a bare-knuckle boxer who only recently came out of prison after beating up a 78-year-old in a pub.
metro.co.uk/2025/06/02/l...
metro.co.uk/2025/06/02/l...
Liz Truss helps boxer who beat up pensioner to launch whiskey in bizarre video
metro.co.uk
June 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just Liz Truss at the launch party for a new whiskey being sold by a bare-knuckle boxer who only recently came out of prison after beating up a 78-year-old in a pub.
metro.co.uk/2025/06/02/l...
metro.co.uk/2025/06/02/l...
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Day 117 of #365DaysOfSmiles
How to get inside a balloon
How to get inside a balloon
April 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Day 117 of #365DaysOfSmiles
How to get inside a balloon
How to get inside a balloon
Context is everything. If we thought that the bottom had fallen out of Tesla's share price, the truth is it has only returned to its normal price.
That's how corrupt the system is that THEY have us believe they are acting against.
That's how corrupt the system is that THEY have us believe they are acting against.
The two arrows should really be labelled ‘fuck around’ and ‘find out’.
April 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Context is everything. If we thought that the bottom had fallen out of Tesla's share price, the truth is it has only returned to its normal price.
That's how corrupt the system is that THEY have us believe they are acting against.
That's how corrupt the system is that THEY have us believe they are acting against.
What! Now they're arguing over historic gender norms. Brenda, get our MP on the phone!
April 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
What! Now they're arguing over historic gender norms. Brenda, get our MP on the phone!
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Aunt Lydia in the Handmaid's Tale says: “There is more than one kind of freedom, freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from.”
Where freedom from ends up is Gilead.
I want freedom to. Always and forever freedom to.
Where freedom from ends up is Gilead.
I want freedom to. Always and forever freedom to.
as ever. when people say "hard-won female spaces" all I can ever hear is "mechitzah", the curtain I grew up standing behind in synagoge while the men got on with doing the service & we women got to listen in silence, in our "hard-won female space".
"separate is never equal" is a very good principle
"separate is never equal" is a very good principle
April 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Aunt Lydia in the Handmaid's Tale says: “There is more than one kind of freedom, freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from.”
Where freedom from ends up is Gilead.
I want freedom to. Always and forever freedom to.
Where freedom from ends up is Gilead.
I want freedom to. Always and forever freedom to.
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
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Beautiful. Like an anxiety dream in which your idol tells you that you suck, but real and directed at one of the world’s worst people
"Pope Francis skipped the Vatican’s official meeting with Vice President JD Vance Saturday, instead having his No. 2 give the vice president a lecture on compassion, according to a Vatican statement."
Pope Sends Deputy to Lecture Vance on Compassion at Vatican
Vance had an “an exchange of opinions” with Cardinal Pietro Parolin that touched on migration, the Vatican said.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Beautiful. Like an anxiety dream in which your idol tells you that you suck, but real and directed at one of the world’s worst people
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Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
April 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
They're made for the painfully stupid,....what's your point?
April 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
They're made for the painfully stupid,....what's your point?
'advising'.......what advice would that entail then? Who to send the brown envelopes to?
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
'advising'.......what advice would that entail then? Who to send the brown envelopes to?
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Let’s break this down: in summary- he’s shat his pants because US treasury bonds were being sold off like lemonade in a desert. He’s fucked up big time. And any other spin is bullshit.
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Let’s break this down: in summary- he’s shat his pants because US treasury bonds were being sold off like lemonade in a desert. He’s fucked up big time. And any other spin is bullshit.
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Why would you move your manufacturing to America when next week the tariffs might half, or disappear, or double, or grow wings and fly, or be turned into a goblin, or become an emotion, or
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why would you move your manufacturing to America when next week the tariffs might half, or disappear, or double, or grow wings and fly, or be turned into a goblin, or become an emotion, or
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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Lots of differences but the similarity with Truss is that a lot of the market response is less about the specific event and more the realisation that these people really are total clowns and there's no clever plan behind the public statements of blathering ignorance.
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Lots of differences but the similarity with Truss is that a lot of the market response is less about the specific event and more the realisation that these people really are total clowns and there's no clever plan behind the public statements of blathering ignorance.
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Just because it’s satire, doesn’t mean it’s not true.
April 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just because it’s satire, doesn’t mean it’s not true.
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Just gonna leave this here…
April 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just gonna leave this here…
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Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
April 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
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For some reason, my son has always lacked self confidence.
No, not Tim. The annoying one with the stupid face. I forget his name.
No, not Tim. The annoying one with the stupid face. I forget his name.
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
For some reason, my son has always lacked self confidence.
No, not Tim. The annoying one with the stupid face. I forget his name.
No, not Tim. The annoying one with the stupid face. I forget his name.