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i’m teaching a class at the adult learning annex about living a life based on the principles of the rat
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Whenever I hear someone mention Ben Mendelsohn I always first imagine Michael Emerson, it's like a hash collision in my brain
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Happy #WorldTamanduaDay! We shared that Winnie is expecting, marking what will be our first tamandua birth in over a decade! She is trained to participate in her own veterinary care and will continue regular ultrasounds and her iconic “walks with Winnie” to stay healthy throughout her pregnancy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Ruby Bridges and John Roberts would have been in the same grade!! It's not that subtle why he's devoted his life to re-establishing segregation!
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Going to the dentist next week, gonna ask for whatever the opposite of a retainer is so I can have labubu teeth
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Tickets are on sale for Brooklyn Web Workers on November 24th withfriends.events/event/aCoaJy...
Mon, Nov 24 - Brooklyn Web Workers - November 2025 by Brooklyn Web Workers
Learn more, get tickets, and follow this event
withfriends.events
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In Woke 2 we're making half-plus-seven legally binding
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Shiny shiny / shiny boots of leather (with the fur)
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
clawed by anthropic
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I committed to speak with the title "what happens after you win the startup lottery"! Come see what I pull together for it!
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My landlord put up Xmas lights on November 1st but only just now had taken _down_ the Halloween decorations. I like this approach to seasonal transition
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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#OnePerfectShot

DIE MY LOVE
2025
Directed by Lynne Ramsay
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man, this whole time we assumed he had _received_ the best blowjob of his life
technically the wording here is ambiguous, Laura Loomer could have somehow facilitated the blowjob but not performed it herself
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Aerosmith -> Get Your Wings
Good evening Bluesky. What do you think is the sharpest rise in quality between a first album and a second album?

My choice is from "Frank" to "Back In Black" by Amy Winehouse.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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please come through! finding myself giving a talk again, this time on my new art project, biblerot
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think its cool that we made demons real
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I should make a bot that posts "can you believe this horseshit in the New York Times?" every 24 hours
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Clarissa Explains It All really misled me about the popularity of novelty architecture
everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Acronym collision
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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New from 404 Media: people are 3D-printing whistles to warn each other about the presence of ICE. Some people make designs and upload them; others are given a design and are printing hundreds and hundreds of whistles at home. It's been effective in Chicago

www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
The Latest Defense Against ICE: 3D-Printed Whistles
Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”
www.404media.co
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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a libsoftiktok stand-in convinces the new boss they need to run stories about cat-identified middle schoolers using litter boxes. the new Dwight is arrested trying to get video footage of this so she orders the new Jim to fake it with AI but it just makes weirdly muscular pooping anthros
I think The Office reboot or spinoff or whatever it is should have been about a Weiss-takes-over-CBS situation
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM