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Justin Falcone
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You know how you go home for the holidays and you look up what your friends from high school are up to and you find out they've been cancelled for their Nazi ukulele music
"podcast host made le epic ukulele cover of kanye west song about hitler"

I sat at my Post screen trying to think of a joke but I don't actually think there is one I can make. cooked country
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
writing code is women's work and that's why AI is good at it
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There have been multiple times I have come home for Christmas and my mother has put Despicable Me on tv for her pet birds
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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tech workers have more in common with all other workers than the billionaire class (gift link): www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/b...
Despite Crackdown on Activism, Tech Employees Are Still Picking Fights
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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gee i wonder why this kid thought it’d be easier to hide their problems from their parent
This person sounds like a horrible parent.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When people say that "Avatar has no cultural impact" they mean that it lacks omnipresent cross-promotion and merchandising
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Movies are too long" identifies but misdiagnoses the problem. There are _multiple_ Objectively Correct lengths for media, and a movie that's "too long" is usually just in between two of these correct lengths (88 and 176 minutes)
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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If people like movies about supernatural christmas interventions (e.g. A Christmas Carol, It's a Wonderful Life) but wish they were bleak, Swedish, and silent, check out "The Phantom Carriage" www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzOk...
The Phantom Carriage (1921) Victor Sjöström
This pre-1925 film is now in the public domain.
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Have people seen "The Phantom Carriage"? It's sort of halfway between "A Christmas Carol" and "It's a Wonderful Life" in terms of, uh, stories about spirits touring a guy through his past on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I wish discourse around whether being anti-AI is Luddite (derogatory) or Luddite (approvingly) would ever address that the Luddites were obliterated
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
People on here keep pointing out parallels between the present and to 2008 or the dotcom bust, but a resurgence of flagpole-sitting feels very 1929-coded
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Enjoying redacted document pages in your timeline? Why not take control of them in my fun mobile game! mrgan.com/blackbar/
Blackbar
A text game about censorship, by Neven Mrgan & James Moore.
mrgan.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.

Together, we can stop this.

Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
@mrgan.com is it too distasteful to promote your redaction puzzle games
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Funny to think how much people made fun of them when they were right about everything
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Fairytale of Ahch-To
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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yes - better than trying to arbitrate what has "soul" or not is to critique that which is centrally conceived and controlled, made primarily to be efficient and profitable, AI or not
a thing that has been bothering me about the anti "ai" shit is people saying the "ai" art is missing something mystical and unknowable, and expect me to agree with this plainly religious belief
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Going should rhyme with boing
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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🌐🤴 Who needs a FireFox when you have WebBoy

💾 #discatte_preservation

archive.org/details/ibm-...
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Finding a golden ticket in some weird candy from TJ Maxx and touring a factory that looks like a therapist's office before being drowned by a contraption called a "Wine-O-Clock"
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Getting to be time for my annual viewing of Cats (2019)
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM