Justin Chovanec
@justinchovanec.bsky.social
Creator of “Zoo Dinner”
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
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problematic Spotify age gap relationship
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
problematic Spotify age gap relationship
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please liberate this once great city
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please liberate this once great city
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
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Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
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Suicidal for centrists to be begging for moderation when now would be a great time to pass some big, ambitious policies and remind people why Democrats are better than Republicans.
Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Suicidal for centrists to be begging for moderation when now would be a great time to pass some big, ambitious policies and remind people why Democrats are better than Republicans.
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Hanging this from my ceiling like I just won the Stanley Cup
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hanging this from my ceiling like I just won the Stanley Cup
Me to my wife
they should invent an attention surplus order
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me to my wife
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This is a real movie.
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is a real movie.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
@jtkantor.bsky.social it’s (most likely) my final Sox game of the year! Can you play Operator by Jim Croce?
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@jtkantor.bsky.social it’s (most likely) my final Sox game of the year! Can you play Operator by Jim Croce?
@jtkantor.bsky.social In memoriam of him passing 2 years ago on Monday, can you play Come Monday by Jimmy Buffett?
August 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@jtkantor.bsky.social In memoriam of him passing 2 years ago on Monday, can you play Come Monday by Jimmy Buffett?
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this is (1) not a distraction, (2) not able to be disentangled from the military occupation of multiple us cities, and (3) the greatest threat to liberty in this country since jim crow
August 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
this is (1) not a distraction, (2) not able to be disentangled from the military occupation of multiple us cities, and (3) the greatest threat to liberty in this country since jim crow
August 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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we focus on adding vitamin C and vitamin D to our diets all the time but vitamin A is an afterthought. says a lot about society really
July 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
we focus on adding vitamin C and vitamin D to our diets all the time but vitamin A is an afterthought. says a lot about society really
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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@jtkantor.bsky.social can we get “do I wannna know” by the arctic monkeys on this fine summer evening?
July 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@jtkantor.bsky.social can we get “do I wannna know” by the arctic monkeys on this fine summer evening?
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they should invent washing legs for men
July 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
they should invent washing legs for men
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FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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July 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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won't someone think of the rich
WATCH: “What about the rich? Do they get shot? It’s like they’re making Wall Streeters walk out onto the ice in the East River… class warfare… eat the rich.”
@cnbc.com hosts Joe Kernen & jim cramer hilariously struggle to process Zohran’s win — made inevitable by the greed they exalt.
@cnbc.com hosts Joe Kernen & jim cramer hilariously struggle to process Zohran’s win — made inevitable by the greed they exalt.
June 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
won't someone think of the rich
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...