Junkyard Bard
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Junkyard Bard
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NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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At this point, some leaked videos might help.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Trump also had his dick bit..
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
@joannacoles.bsky.social Michael Wolff is such an asshole. Please ask him to stop interrupting and talking over you. Disgusting prick.
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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The President's powers come from the Constitution and Congress. There's no third source.

If neither grant a power—and, more importantly, if either prohibit it—then the President doesn't have it. Full stop.
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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When they wanted to release the files early this year, they paid $1M in overtime and put 1000 people on it - until they realized what was in the files. Now they’re slow walking the release.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Trump Derangement Syndrome’ is pure projection. It’s a slogan used to shut down criticism, while the real derangement shows up as blind loyalty, rejection of facts, and devotion to one man over democracy.
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We will call it the Epstein War.
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Having just learned that Musk has programmed Grok to spread Libel and defamatory material about public figures—and having confirmed (see my Bluesky feed)—it’s doing this to me right now to a horrifying degree, I’m publishing an updated version of my extremely strange bio.

Reading time: ~75 minutes.
BIO | home
www.sethabramson.net
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Will Marjorie Taylor Greene stand on the floor of Congress and read aloud the names of all those believed to have trafficked/raped girls & young women in the Epstein case?

She said she would.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Guess they’re gonna have to tear down all those New Deal buildings and artworks.

For those who don’t study history, we’ve had socialism in America before, it was in response to unbridled wealth hoarding, and it directly led to one of the most prosperous periods the country has ever experienced.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@joannacoles.bsky.social is right to be a bit disgusted with Michael Wolff in the new podcast.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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i hope the shock and disgust about the tariffs wears off a little so we can redirect some of the collective outrage back at the systematic disappearings of people into mega prison work camps
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Any amount helps a whole lot! If you tip more than $100 you can request a theme and I'll write and record a song on that theme.
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It hurts to have to ask. Please help if you are able.
April 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Trump is a MFin' Russian Agent. There is no denying it now. He is the #CyberianCandidate
Read it on my substack
open.substack.com/pub/malcolmn...
It’s Official: Trump is a MF'in’ Russia Agent
Trump Was Always Putin’s Witting Asset. Now I Believe He Literally Works for Moscow.
open.substack.com
February 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
January 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
X is taking a fucking BEATING over on Reddit.
January 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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NEW: Merrick Garland should drop the Florida case and release both volumes of the report. My latest, with a link to email the Attorney General. Please share widely! www.muellershewrote.com/p/merrick-ga...
Merrick Garland Should Drop the Florida Case and Release Both Volumes of the Report
I'd like to talk about why the DoJ should drop the 11th Circuit appeal of Judge Cannon's dismissal of the classified documents case against Nauta and DeOliveira.
www.muellershewrote.com
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Here it is: the new PROOF report on Musk. Massive, fully sourced, horrifying. The silver lining is that what Musk is up to and what he wants is becoming clear.

Spoiler: it has absolutely nothing to do with caring about children—which this report establishes (exhaustively) he does not and never has.
Elon Musk May Have Just Revealed the Real Reason For His UK Sexual Violence Lies
Musk’s false claims that Pakistanis are behind UK sexual violence—when government and media reports confirm gang-based UK sexual violence is largely white—are rightly termed racist. But it gets worse.
sethabramson.substack.com
January 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM