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julie weisberg
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jeux sans frontières.
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only silver lining of the last few months: the anger & angst pushed me to do stand-up. I've been doing improv for the last two years, but no standup -- until last friday when I did my first set in more than 20 years.

"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully." - Max Eastman #comedy #standup
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Much as I will always love "Take On Me," ever iconic for a reason, this followup single 1) should have been bigger over than it was, even as this helped fully cement their imperial phase elsewhere 2) was bought by me at the time on 12" and said 12" mix is still a total fucking banger. Happy 40th.
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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In a day filled with ugliness, I will share this joke my six year-old told me:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, *yer* a poo.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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You'll do WHAT to me?
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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So bad it's good, as opposed to Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, which is so good it's great.
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Over six years ago, I published an 11,000 word article in The Atlantic (gift link below) explaining how Donald Trump was, beyond any question, mentally ill and unfit to hold any office of public trust.

He has proven these points virtually every day since.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Unfit for Office
Donald Trump’s narcissism makes it impossible for him to carry out the duties of the presidency in the way the Constitution requires.
www.theatlantic.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Really not beating the bush allegations
NEW — Trump has signed an executive order "designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor chemical as weapons of mass destruction (WMD)." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
Trump to declare 'illicit' fentanyl 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, a freshman at Brown, had a condition as a child that required brain surgery. The experience created an unshakable ambition to become a brain surgeon, his sister said.

He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
Brown shooting victim was pursuing dream of becoming brain surgeon
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, 18, was one of two people killed at Brown University on Saturday.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.

One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.

The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Rob Reiner went out on the rarest kind of joke there is - one on The Bear
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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💯. And it's actually in Americans' interest that they not rely on America right now.
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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It's actually possible he doesn't understand how coin tosses work.
Uhhhh interesting coin toss? Lob?
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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It's actually not surprising that a guy who plays golf by dropping his ball wherever he wants it to be and has claimed he owes no federal income tax would not put any spin on the coin
Uhhhh interesting coin toss? Lob?
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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g’morning, brooklyn
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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“Frog,” said Toad, “Where are you?” There was still no answer.

“Frog, what have I done?” cried Toad.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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“The whole world is covered with buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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There can’t be a more horrific insight into the sickness of the US’s gun crime epidemic than the fact two survivors of Brown University had already survived school shootings. One was shot in the abdomen in 2016, while her best friend died. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings
Mia Tretta was shot in the abdomen in 2019 at a school near LA and Zoe Weissman witnessed a Florida shooting in 2018
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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All I can say this morning is look for the helpers, like Ahmed.

“Seven News reported the bystander was a 43-year-old fruit shop owner from the Sutherland Shire named Ahmed.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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This is getting lost: For weeks Trump officials had the option to remove Abrego Garcia to Costa Rica, but refused to do so. Instead they kept trying to send him somewhere more dangerous. Costa Rica wasn't cruel and dehumanizing enough.

This is deeply sick conduct.

newrepublic.com/article/2043...
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Every accusation is a confession.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence.

In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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"Friedberg visited Rhode Island Hospital on Saturday night, where she said she spoke with her teaching assistant, who had traveled there to support several of their injured students." Wow, the TA was present at the shooting and then went with students in the class to hospital to support.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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"Rachel Friedberg, a Brown economics professor, said the mass shooting happened in a review session for the final exam of her Principles of Economics course. She said she learned what happened from a teaching assistant who led the session. Friedberg herself was not present."
2 dead, 9 wounded in shooting at Brown University; suspect still at large
Brown professor says shooting happened in a study session for her economics class
www.oceanstatemedia.org
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Most Americans do not want right-wing policies or right-wing culture war bullshit.

These folks forgot how unpopular they really are.
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.

Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM