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🌶️ NSFW occasionally (ok to flirt, not to fetishize)
@aladyjewel or @aladyjewel.01 elsewhere
🏳️⚧️ shitposting
🦇 snakesnugs
🏍️ vroom vroom #motosky #motogirls
🔞 MDNI
🌶️ NSFW occasionally (ok to flirt, not to fetishize)
@aladyjewel or @aladyjewel.01 elsewhere
I love how neighborhood group chat lights up for earthquake
also what a weird one. Just a chonky boom and then done.
also what a weird one. Just a chonky boom and then done.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I love how neighborhood group chat lights up for earthquake
also what a weird one. Just a chonky boom and then done.
also what a weird one. Just a chonky boom and then done.
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
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spandex lamb tube
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
spandex lamb tube
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what some "switches" mean when they say they can be a top
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
what some "switches" mean when they say they can be a top
actually they're just responsible fucking adults
(some of them actually are bottoms though. i have to know this because I assign their positions according to their dispositions)
(some of them actually are bottoms though. i have to know this because I assign their positions according to their dispositions)
it seems that the team I've assembled for the femme 4 femme (mostly t4t) play party
is mostly composed of bottoms and switches who obediently follow instructions
who'da thunk it
is mostly composed of bottoms and switches who obediently follow instructions
who'da thunk it
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
actually they're just responsible fucking adults
(some of them actually are bottoms though. i have to know this because I assign their positions according to their dispositions)
(some of them actually are bottoms though. i have to know this because I assign their positions according to their dispositions)
I freaked myself out for a minute about overloading the capacity of the venue by overbooking the staff
until I remembered that I allocated half the staff slots to people who had already bought a ticket
plus I expect a few people to call out sick
until I remembered that I allocated half the staff slots to people who had already bought a ticket
plus I expect a few people to call out sick
my toxic trait as an event organizer is posting the staff schedule for next weekend to group chat at literally midnight on a Saturday night
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I freaked myself out for a minute about overloading the capacity of the venue by overbooking the staff
until I remembered that I allocated half the staff slots to people who had already bought a ticket
plus I expect a few people to call out sick
until I remembered that I allocated half the staff slots to people who had already bought a ticket
plus I expect a few people to call out sick
my toxic trait as an event organizer is posting the staff schedule for next weekend to group chat at literally midnight on a Saturday night
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
my toxic trait as an event organizer is posting the staff schedule for next weekend to group chat at literally midnight on a Saturday night
her partner didn't get it until we explained how you've been able to pee in a clean bathroom and order a hot hoagie at 3am without talking to anyone by using a touch screen for decades
lmao I showed my wawa tramp stamp to some woman today, first question "are you from the east coast"
hell yeah I am
she was from Philly
she gets it
hell yeah I am
she was from Philly
she gets it
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
her partner didn't get it until we explained how you've been able to pee in a clean bathroom and order a hot hoagie at 3am without talking to anyone by using a touch screen for decades
lmao I showed my wawa tramp stamp to some woman today, first question "are you from the east coast"
hell yeah I am
she was from Philly
she gets it
hell yeah I am
she was from Philly
she gets it
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
lmao I showed my wawa tramp stamp to some woman today, first question "are you from the east coast"
hell yeah I am
she was from Philly
she gets it
hell yeah I am
she was from Philly
she gets it
bless my girlfriend for putting her head in her hands and saying "no!" when I'm getting too silly with making small talk while everyone else is too tired for shenanigans
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
bless my girlfriend for putting her head in her hands and saying "no!" when I'm getting too silly with making small talk while everyone else is too tired for shenanigans
it's so rad to see people messing around with their gender and sex
and I love to see a tgirl get her girldick sucked
but like it's still disconcerting to see a woman peeing into a toilet while standing up
and I love to see a tgirl get her girldick sucked
but like it's still disconcerting to see a woman peeing into a toilet while standing up
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it's so rad to see people messing around with their gender and sex
and I love to see a tgirl get her girldick sucked
but like it's still disconcerting to see a woman peeing into a toilet while standing up
and I love to see a tgirl get her girldick sucked
but like it's still disconcerting to see a woman peeing into a toilet while standing up
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The biggest garage door maker is coming up with increasingly complicated ways to stop third-party smart controllers (since they sell their own service)
This is a hilarious workaround though
This is a hilarious workaround though
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The biggest garage door maker is coming up with increasingly complicated ways to stop third-party smart controllers (since they sell their own service)
This is a hilarious workaround though
This is a hilarious workaround though
it's wild to see posts from the little town ten minutes over from my hometown
like did I follow you because you grew up near me
or did suddenly my worlds collide
like did I follow you because you grew up near me
or did suddenly my worlds collide
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
it's wild to see posts from the little town ten minutes over from my hometown
like did I follow you because you grew up near me
or did suddenly my worlds collide
like did I follow you because you grew up near me
or did suddenly my worlds collide
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wow. dude really said "biblically accurate orange" back in 1953
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
wow. dude really said "biblically accurate orange" back in 1953
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Public art transmission line towers would be dope as hell
The Land of Giants, a conceptual proposal to build power line towers so that they look like people. [choishine.com]
The Land of Giants Transmission Towers
Choi+Shine Architects - The Land of Giants™
choishine.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Public art transmission line towers would be dope as hell
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i mean listen as far as voice goes if you actually want to get good at it, then youre gonna have to start using it when you talk to strangers, and youre gonna have to do that *before* youre good at it
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i mean listen as far as voice goes if you actually want to get good at it, then youre gonna have to start using it when you talk to strangers, and youre gonna have to do that *before* youre good at it
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being a woman is more than just a hormone. sorry. "b-but cis women can just go out in jeans and no makeup and get gendered correctly" because they have a womans voice and a womans gait and a womans way of interacting with the world
you cannot just take estradiol and rot in your room alone gaming, boymoding whenever you do go out. you do have to actively, socially, create yourself as a woman
Therapy isn't a solution, it's a process. In a way the same goes for transition. You have to engage with it purposefully, and in many cases run toward, sit with, & work through the pain instead of dramatically inflicting it on yourself to justify isolation. 4/4
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
being a woman is more than just a hormone. sorry. "b-but cis women can just go out in jeans and no makeup and get gendered correctly" because they have a womans voice and a womans gait and a womans way of interacting with the world
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Oh okay this video just did a Mortal Kombat Fatality on me
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh okay this video just did a Mortal Kombat Fatality on me
friend claimed she's seen a tgirl who got ppv bottom surgery
and that she could take a bad dragon dildo in her vagina
this sounds like.. implausible
and that she could take a bad dragon dildo in her vagina
this sounds like.. implausible
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
friend claimed she's seen a tgirl who got ppv bottom surgery
and that she could take a bad dragon dildo in her vagina
this sounds like.. implausible
and that she could take a bad dragon dildo in her vagina
this sounds like.. implausible
hot take: it is good, actually, if artists compromise their moral high ground a little in order to fleece rich people in a way that isn't environmentally damaging
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hot take: it is good, actually, if artists compromise their moral high ground a little in order to fleece rich people in a way that isn't environmentally damaging